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Conversations with me, No. 61b
Email highlights, ca. November 2007

Dedicated to the proposition that every thought that's ever been thunk may be of use or interest to someone . . .


THEE:  subject  Lennon / Ono WPLJ 1971 

Hello there.  I found you quite accidentally when I was tracing links on 
a recording of John & Yoko on the Howard Smith Show in summer 1971 on 
WPLJ.  You're the only person I've ever run across who not only knows 
about this show, but appears to own a copy.  

I agree with you 100% when you call this a desert-island recording!  I 
say this because I listened to this show the night it was actually on, 
and I recorded it myself on my family's old-fashioned reel-to-reel deck, 
probably at 1 7/8 ips (!).  I was 14 at the time, I think, and this tape 
was one of my treasured possessions, especially due to the fact that I 
called the station while they were on the air.  And got through!!!!!  I 
was so flabbergasted to have gotten through, that I couldn't take 
advantage of the opportunity to speak with them.  But I'd also observed, 
as your tape will corroborate, that they wouldn't address any serious 
questions, anyway, and quickly got rid of anyone trying to ask anything 
"straight."  

So I grunted.  And Lennon loved it.  He says: "This is WFBI 
playing all your favorite tunes."  Grunt.  "Oh really, in your own back 
yard?"  More grunting / laughing.  He ends up shouting "What kind of nut 
is this!"  And at that point, I actually hung up, if I recall correctly, 
because I couldn't think of where else to take it, and I was too 
overwhelmed at having gotten through at all.  I was proud of myself 
later on, that I'd responded to them "appropriately," and that John had 
humored me for a little bit, using me as his foil for continued riffing.   
It's still one of the most exciting things which ever happened to me.  

     My reel of tape from this show vanished years ago, and all I've got 
is a many-generations-deep cassette copy of the bit where I called in, 
because my best friend, at the other end of New Jersey, happened to be 
unknowingly taping the show himself that night, and caught it on 
cassette, along with one other bit.  
Š
I count this one "other bit" as my favorite, I don't know why, perhaps 
it's because it's one of the only surviving portions I still have, but I 
think also because it's so great in itself.  Here's my transcript from 
memory: 

     "THE INCREDIBLE HULK!"  By Edgar Allen Poo 

(Narrator)  Enter Sadie Hawkshears, wearing elastic underpants, rubber 
boots, and imitation Bernie Kornfeld tickertape.

"What've you been doing to that animal?"

I ain't been doing nothing, Mama.

You've been doing something, it's got no legs!

It ain't got no legs when I bought it, Mama.

You little beast, put it away.  Next time I see you wearing that, I'll 
have you instigated.

Oh no, Mama, not instigated again!

Next time I see you wearing that, I'll have you castigated...

Oh no, Mama, I'm not in for it!

I don't care what you call yourself.  Give that animal back to Daddy.

(Daddy) I dont' want it, I don't want it!

Yes you do!

Oh Mama!

(Narrator)  Good God, this is rubbish!

                                   * 
 
And all the while he's blithering on like this, Yoko's keening and 
talking away over him, like she does throughout.  God Bless 'em! 

    Like the Firesign Theatre, my other beloved comedy influence at the 
time (this was just before Python broke for me), this routine lodged in 
my memory permanently, as things tended to do at that age.  I can still 
recite this happily for any occasion, summoning up all the voices and 
their every inflection.  And since I had the tape for several years 
before I lost it to the mists of time, I committed many other lines and 
passages to memory, but this was my favorite bit.  

     I really have enjoyed having my memory jogged by your page, and by 
the delight of hearing those snippets I'd forgotten, but which were 
instantly familiar as soon as I heard them again.  Thanks so much for 
posting them.  
Š
     If only John had published such things, how lucky we'd have been, 
yet  I think he didn't give them any value because he could ad lib stuff 
like this 24 / 7.  I recall that this radio appearance with Howard Smith 
went on for quite awhile, yet I loved it all, even though Yoko annoyed 
me, and I just wanted to hear John expound.  Oh well, at least I heard 
it! 

Sincerely, Jeff Westerman 


ME: Hi Jeff, 

Send me a mailing address and I'll send you a copy on cd in regular cd 
format (or mp3 if you prefer).  Believe me, your story is more than 
enough in trade - to think I've "met" one of the "performers"! 

The story on my tape is that I got it from a fan who traded tapes via a 
Beatle fanzine in the 1980s.  You've got me curious now who I got it 
from.  I save everything, so the record is there somewhere.  You've 
heard the sound quality of the snippets on my web page.  Even though 
those are "reduced quality" (64 Kbit/sec, not 128) you can hear that my 
tape was already a multigeneration copy.  Still, I'm guessing you'll be 
quite pleased with it.  

A funny thing: Your "grunt" segment was a proven favorite of mine.  When 
I converted the tape to mp3 I broke it up into 16 tracks.  (I wouldn't 
break continuous music into separate mp3 tracks, but can bring myself to 
do it for spoken word.) I always chose a favorite spot to start the next 
track, and there you are, kicking off track WPLJ13.  

Thanks for singlehandedly making all my effort worthwhile.  


ME: 

>Sort of reminds me of the daily news.  And, yes, we're lucky we're not 
the ones living in the war zones.  

You're right, everybody who's plugged into current events at all doesn't 
need a reminder like Cyril Broderick's book.  But I've gotten very good 
at insulating myself.  I've probably given the war in Iraq less thought 
than any other living American.  I might see a related headline in 
google news, but even if I half read it, I wouldn't click on it in a 
million years.  

>>the Scrabble dictionary committee, which has gotten a raging piece 
of my mind.  

>That was probably an interesting letter, and I'm guessing no one 
replied.  

Not yet, and maybe never, but I know it had to have made some sort of 
impression.  It didn't use obscenities, but you would be mildly shocked.  
Out of 5 or 6 emails to the committee members, only one bounced back.  
ŠHard to imagine they could avoid bringing it up in their discussions.  

>tenner, n., Informal.  1.  a ten-dollar bill.  2. Brit. a ten-pund 
note.  

The Am. Heritage has fiver, so I know they considered tenner and decided 
it wasn't quite up to current American English standards.  Fine with me; 
keeps things interesting! 

>seance?  Because of the accent???  Otherwise, I have it.  

Yes.  So you're saying your dictionary, like mine, only has it with the 
frenchified fly speck?  Now that *is* crazy!  What possible 
justification could there be for bringing a foreign word into the 
English language fold, but not spelling it with English letters???  
Suppose we had to spell HAIKU in chinese-y heiroglyphics? 

>piler--nope 

My idea on that one was not just the basic "one that piles up or on", 
which seems fairly reasonable to me, but I would have guessed that 
laborers would have come to use it as a synonym for pile driver.  

>flinger--appears as a noun under fling.  

>So maybe you shoulda been using Random House Webster's College 
Dictionary? 

No way.  You've indicated it has too much of the 2-letter trash that I 
despise so intensely.  Even the latest American Heritage has added AB, 
BI, etc.  It's a small price to pay to have an occasional borderline 
word rejected.  It actually adds an exciting element to Scrabble, 
although, of course, that's irrelevant in the decision of what is and 
isn't acceptable for a dictionary.  I think there's a big competition 
out there now to see which dictionary committee has the least shame in 
calling garbage words.  (Words is an objective complement there.)  And I 
suspect the Official Scrabble Dictionary played a big part in starting 
this junk word race.  

Sure, I know that languages evolve, and one day I might be saying AB and 
AG with the best of them (although I doubt it very much).  I'm sure word 
experts can give tons of examples of lazy-mouthed ways of saying things 
becoming acceptable words eventually.  One that hit me recently was in 
the nursery rhyme "Ten Little Nigger Boys" (apparently a British variant 
on our "Ten Little Injuns").  The 1895 Mother Goose book needed to put 
"Zoo" in quotes.  I presume that was a slangy "zoological garden" back 
then.  

I was looking into Ten Little Injuns because Spaeth said Septimus Winner 
originated that "musical jingle".  I suppose that means words and tune, 
both?  I had looked Winner up to reread the story behind Listen To The 
Mockingbird which I included on my fourth 200-song mp3 cd of UCSB 
cylinders.  (The mockingbird story isn't in my Spaeth.)  But I mention 
it here mostly because I learned that Winner "was responsible for the 
nonsensical words (to the German folk-tune, Lauterbach) "Oh, where, oh, 
Šwhere has my little dog gone?", etc.  Winner brought out his parody  in 
1864, calling it Der Deitcher's Dog and using an exaggerated dialect."  
Not sure if that's new to you; I don't think you have the Spaeth book I 
have.  

Interesting to think that Winner was responsible for two rhymes that 
came to be included in various Mother Goose collections.  I have four 
with "Little dog", and four with "Ten little Injuns/Nigger boys/ 
bluebirds".  

Had a good Scrabble night last night - 5 scrabeaux in 4 games: MICROBE 
DARNERS SCOLDER TALLIES EDITION.  I had the good sense to refrain from 
trying out EQUALISE as an acceptable British spelling.  It would have 
been a *killer*!  I felt bad when Vivian lost out on CAGER (basketball 
player), figuring it was just the American Heritage being overly 
conservative.  But now I see it's not in the all-inclusive Scrabble 
Dictionary, 1st edition, and is also failed by MS Word.  

A word that's had me confused for years now is STENT.  I've heard many 
people use it as naturally as "tree".  When I first heard it, it sounded 
funny, like somebody trying to say STINT, but with a southern accent.  
So I went to a dictionary or two and never found it.  Strange.  Judy 
tried it last night, in spite of my expressed doubts, and got burned.  
Again, I figure since everybody uses it and knows what it is, it was my 
behind-the-times dictionary to blame.  But, again, STENT isn't in the 
Scrabble Dictionary, and is failed by MS Word.  I'm baffled.  

Here's a quiz for you.  I'm thinking of a word that is probably used by 
almost every speaking American, many times, every day.  I would guess 
that it is in our top 10 words used, maybe top five.  It has plenty of 
meaning, infinitely more critical to our communication than such 
beautiful little gems of the English language like AH AW EH ER HM HO MM 
OI OW OY SH UH UM and YO that modern word lovers will defend to the 
death.  But it's not in my dictionary, it's not the the Scrabble 
Dictionary.  It's not a proper noun.  It has no punctuation.  What is 
it? 

>>Are you aware that almost all of the published versions of what we 
call "Rock-a-bye baby" start "Hush-a-bye baby"?  I wonder how we got 
switched.  "Rock-a-bye baby" is a different rhyme, starting, 

>> Rock-a-bye, baby, thy cradle is green.  

>Strange.  

I agree.  Here they are.  Only 3 out of 11 start "Rock-a-bye".  mg16 is 
a 1960s kids' record.  mg8 is 1968.  mg11 is 1955.  

 mg20 5     Hush-a-by Baby on the tree-top
 mg5 126    Hush-a-bye baby on the tree-top
 mg16  6    hush-a-bye baby on the tree-top  rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
 bk8 2770   hush-a-bye baby on the tree-top (music)
 mgo  18    hush-a-bye baby on the tree top
 mg3 53     Hush-a-bye baby on the tree top
 mg4 21     hush-a-bye baby on the tree top 21 hush a by baby
Š mg8 26     hush-a-bye baby on the tree top 26 rock-a-bye baby on the tree top
 mg7        HUsh-a-bye Baby on the Tree top 33
 mg11 6     hush-a-bye baby on the tree top 6 Rock-a-Bye Baby on the tree top
 mg1        Hush-a-bye baby on the tree toP! 25

So why do 9999, if not more, out of 10000 people know it as "Rock-a-bye 
baby"? 

>>>I know what you mean, though.  In a perfect world, a hundred >or so 
people would join in such a project [opera database].  

>>A hundred?  Why not a hundred thousand? 

>In your dreams . . .  

But everything that's ever been accomplished started with an idea, what 
you call dream.  Think of Wikipedia, which is only tens or hundreds of 
millions times as big a project.  And the more people who join in, the 
smaller the crumb of "work" each has to do.  Who knows, some of them 
might even view their chosen hobby as play, not work.  

>>Lo and behold, volume 9, "The Child In The Home" has "Who Stole the 
Bird's Nest" on page 119.  Now I can easily imagine little Bobby 
curled up with that one.  

>And if it was reprinted there, it was probably reprinted othe places, 
too.  

Nope, just there.  I'm sure of it.  

>My kids had a word game (Taboo, if I remember right) with a timer that 
clicked loudly and then buzzed in a way that would make me jump even 
though I knew it was coming.  I was a nervous wreck.  

I make the claim in my 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/board-game-rules.htm 

page that game makers intentionally design games to be nerve-wracking, 
and suggest a way to eliminate that element.  Taboo gets a specific 
mention.  It's a great party game (played without the timer or teams.) 

>The gerund has to refer to an activity but in a way that the activity 
is a noun.  In your sentence with "readings," its clearly a thing rather 
than an activity.  

Clearly too subtle for me! 

>>There, that's just the sort of explanation(?) that would be so handy 
in an appendix.  

>It'll be in the convention chapter, itself.  

No doubt.  And of course just because I'm always thinking about "the way 
things should be" doesn't mean I'm telling you or anybody what to do.  
ŠBut I'm sure that *everybody* can't be so different from me that a sort 
of thumbnail encyclopedia at the back of every non-fiction, and many 
fiction, books wouldn't be tremendously useful.  For the most part, that 
would just be a sentence or two for any character important enough to 
pop up more than once or twice.  Then the book will work for even those 
people who can't, or choose not to, race through it in one shot with 
perfect retention.  

>>Y'know, I once had an internet pal who wrote back in Nov 2006: 

>Couldn't have been 2006.  Sounds more like 2000.  

Right on.  Now how does one explain a typo like that?  The whole reason 
for including the passage was to show the humorous change since 
2000.  But you certainly can't blame it on a finger slip when all I had 
to do was tap 0 three times.  I'll say this, my typos or more likely to 
torpedo whatever it is I'm trying to say.  

At Tuesday's auction there was a 2-volume The Cambridge Poetry Book on a 
table full of other old books.  Nothing quite compelled me to put in a 
bid, although it included The Harp Weaver.  I already have one Millay 
book, for children, even, that I can't understand.  

I listened to The Ballad of Baby Doe a few days after Beverly Sills 
died.  Took it with me on a Sunday trip to Baltimore County.  The 
strange thing was, it wasn't giving pleasure on the drive there, so I 
aborted it, which is pretty unusual for me.  But I gave it another try 
on the way home, and it really hit the spot.  Everything about it was 
making me feel good.  What in the world is the explanation for something 
like that?  Same music, same listening conditions, same ears, same brain 
. . .  

>Loved the "Good God, it sounds like Walton gone mad!" comment, the 
Grammy coincidence, and your sound editing.  Makes me feel behind the 
times, though, because I have no idea how to do that sound editing that 
everyone knows today.  Obviously, you did a heap of this with your 
Silent Film of the Mind score, but I couldn't have done it.  

First of all, I'm sure it's still a small fraction of the population 
that has such sound editing skills.  Second of all, I think I could pass 
on to you what I know about it in about an hour, even though it took me 
a year and a half or two to stumble into a system.  *Nothing* 
substitutes for learning side-by-side with a master, notwithstanding the 
pervasive wisdom that people learn best when they have to stumble around 
on their own.  What idiotic, insane, crazy, dumbheaded rot.  In any 
case, the sound editor I use is a freebie, Wavepad.  The free version 
doesn't have all the functions, but it's very powerful.  I only 
discovered about a year and a half later that fade-in and fade-out was 
included in the free version.  An expert could have told me that in 30 
seconds.  

>By the way, I decided I needed "Who Killed Davey Moore, " so I bought 
Dylan's Bootleg Series, Vol. 6:  Bob Dylan Live 1964 a couple of weeks 
ago.  

Yikes, that puts you way ahead of me.  I didn't even know there was a 
ŠVol. 6!  My last Dylan purchase was "Good As I Been To You", which 
retains a very soft spot in my heart.  In Froggy Went A-Courtin' I 
almost choke up when he gets to "Next to come in was the bumble-y 
bee..." 


THEE: Re: Lennon / Ono WPLJ 1971 

    Wow!  What a delightful response!  A true fellow nutter like me out 
there! 

    Thanks for going to the trouble of attaching those MP3 snippets, 
too! I haven't actually heard INCREDIBLE HULK for many years, so it was 
wonderful to do so again.  Funny, my mind's-ear had tuned out exactly 
what Yoko's contribution was, and the version I carried around in my 
head was a pristine John performing his wordplay all by himself.  Oh, 
what a voice! 

    Actually, I found another reference to this recording on the Bootleg 
Zone last night, and it has the CD divided up into 10 tracks.  Maybe you 
already know about this version.  If not, who knows, it could turn out 
to be worth owning.  Please let me know if you get it.  

    What's most interesting about it is the statement that it comes from 
Howard Smith himself.  God, wouldn't you love to pick his brain about 
that night on the radio?!  I mean, he did a number of shows with J & Y, 
but nothing resembling this!  What WAS the story that day?  While I 
think the Lennons were in an altered state a lot of the time, I don't 
think the nature of this recording has anything to doing with smoking 
pot!!!  Like I said before, I think they were capable of this atmosphere 
24/7.  


ME: My copy of the show is on a type I (low bias) Maxell 
cassette, so you know it had to take a noticeable dive from whatever it 
was copied from.  

Believe me, I'd be pleased as punch to be the one to get you a copy of 
the show, and it even makes me a little "jealous" to think there's 
another source for the show out there.  But I have to wonder, if there's 
a good quality bootleg cd, wouldn't that be better for you?  I couldn't 
tell from my visit to the Bootleg Zone page whether the site sells 
bootlegs or makes them available for download, or just lists bootlegs.  
Didn't see any Add to carts or Buy it nows.  

You might get a kick out of something sort of similar that happened with 
this page of mine: 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/beatles-vi-cover.htm 

Shortly after adding  a mention of a young girl who wrote a question to 
dj Scott Muni about the Beatles VI album cover back in 1988, she googled 
herself and was amazed to find my page.  


ŠTHEE: subject  Would you be interested? 

I have some books that I thought I would check with you to see if you 
might be interested in having them.  You may have already seen them at 
my house.  If you don't want them do you have any suggestions as to what 
I might do with them.  Hate to just pitch them.  

School Reading by Grades Third Year by James Baldwin Copyright 1897
Good Manners and Right Conduct by Gertrude E. McVenn  Copyright 1918 and 1919
Self-Aids in the essentials of grammatical usage by L.J. O'rourke, Ph.D.  revised edition Copyright 1927
Human Nature and Conduct by John Dewey copyright 1922 and 1930
Mother West  Wind's Animal Friends Thornton W. Burgess
Our Wide, Wide World by Geral S. Craig and Sara E. Baldwin Copyright 1932
The Field Second Reader by Walter Taylor Field Copyright 1922
Problems In Arithmetic by John G. Gilmartin (A supplementary Book for Grandes Five, Six, Seven and Eight) Copyright 1929
The Silver-Burdett Arithmetics Book Two by George Morris Philips, LL.D. and Robert F. Anderson, Sc.D  Copyright 1913
Stone's Silent Reading Book 1 by Clarence R. Stone Copyright 1924
Essentials of Plane Geometry by David Eugene Smith Copyright 1923 (some writing in it)


ME: I agree, it's seems sad to just throw books out.  There's a 
bunch in there that I wouldn't mind having.  If you wanted to see if you 
could make a little money off them, you could try a freebie ad in the 
Gazette.  (Is that still kicking?)  Some people might suggest dropping 
them off at the New Carrollton Library store, but I view that as a lot 
of work for what is essentially throwing them out.  

That was the 2nd time I received one of those lists of changing 4-letter 
words.  I don't see how it could ever stop.  I think your sister either 
goofed or cheated.  

Had a new scrabble player last night.  That made three, and we had a 
good time.  


THEE: www.vinegarbook.co.uk/heal_spur_with_vinegar_and_brown_paper.shtml 

If you have a heal spur, you can now get relief without much expense. 
All you have to do is take a piece of brown paper bag and soak it in 
apple cider vinegar. Put this around your spur and wear it in your shoe. 
Do this for an hour or two every day and you will notice in just a few 
days you will have great relief! 


ME: subject auto insurance

Can anyone anywhere justify using a person's credit score in setting 
auto insurance rates when insurance companies get their money in 
advance, anyway? 

The final question is about those ridiculous driving safety courses.  
I suppose it's been something like two years and I have to take a silly 
follow-up to continue to get reduced rates?  Of course, I'm hoping 
that's all a bad dream, but please advise as to what I have to do in 
that regard.  
Š
I thought it was more beneficial to put my questions in a note rather 
than blindsiding you in a phone call.  As I've mentioned before, I know 
how petty all my concerns are considering how low my rates are compared 
to the average person's, but I have a friend with twice as big a 
vehicle, twice as valuable, half as old, driven twice as fast (with a 
radar detector), and with far more coverage than I have, and his annual 
premium is only a few more dollars than mine.  Things like that bug me.  


THEE: 

>But I've gotten very good at insulating myself.  I've probably given 
the war in Iraq less thought than any other living American.  I might 
see a related headline in google news, but even if I half read it, I 
wouldn't click on it in a million years.  

Wish I was that good at insulating myself.  For some reason, I feel 
compelled to know what's happening.  Part of that probably comes from 
teaching because issues come up in student papers and in class.  Most 
students are clueless beyond what they did last night, but some follow 
the news.  Also, a couple friends are interested in current events and 
bombard me with Internet articles and questions about my opinions.  

>lintier. I forgot. Does it need to have its own entry? If not, under 
lint, I have --linty, adj., lintier, lintiest.  

Not at all.  All those little -y, -er, etc., constructs at the end of a 
main entry are perfectly legit.  

Good thing.  

>>seance?  Because of the accent???  Otherwise, I have it.  

>Yes.  So your saying your dictionary, like mine, only has it with the 
frenchified fly speck?  Now that *is* crazy!  What possible 
justification could there be for bringing a foreign word into the 
English language fold, but not spelling it with English letters???  
Suppose we had to spell HAIKU in chinese-y heiroglyphics? 

Yup, only with the accent.  As for Haiku, better make that one Japanese.  
;-) Exactly right on your point, though, but I guess we've adopted the 
accented e as in resume, cliche, blase.  I'm slower thinking of others 
with an interior accented e.  

>>So maybe you shoulda been using Random House Webster's College 
Dictionary? 

>Nope.  You've indicated it has too much of the 2-letter trash that I 
despise so intensely.  

VERY little.  

>I think there's a big competition out there now to see which dictionary 
committee has the least shame in calling garbage words.  (Words is an 
Šobjective complement there.)  And I suspect the Official Scrabble 
Dictionary played a big part in starting this junk word race.  

Supposedly, dictionaries include words that they find in use.  Maybe 
they justify saying the words are used if they appear in a Scrabble 
game?  I'd be looking for use in books, magazines, newspapers, and 
spoken English.  

>One that hit me recently was in the nursery rhyme "Ten Little Nigger 
Boys" (apparently a British variant on our "Ten Little Injuns").  

"Ten Little Injuns" must be politically incorrect by now, too.  Try 
fitting in "Native Americans."  Yet I still hear local Cherokees, 
including the director of the Native American Studies program, talking 
about someone as Indian or about the entire Native American population 
as Indian.  

Not exactly relevant, but I listen to the mockingbirds all the time.  
Love 'em.  When I read To Kill a Mockingbird in 10th grade, I got the 
point about never killing a mockingbird because all they do is make 
beautiful music, but it wasn't quite real until I moved to Texas and 
started hearing mockingbirds.  We have plenty of 'em here, too.  

re: Der Dichter's Dog.  The parody version includes a Coney Island 
barker shouting something like, "Dogs, Dogs, get your dogs while they're 
hot!  Eat 'em alive."  I started looking for sources that alluded to hot 
dogs being made from dog meat and found sources galore, including lots 
of newspaper cartoons.  

>Interesting to think that Winner was responsible for two rhymes that 
came to be included in various Mother Goose collections.  I have four 
with "Little dog", and four with "Ten little Injuns/Nigger boys/ 
bluebirds".  

I had no idea about that, but try reading Philip Furia's The Poets of 
Tin Pan Alley someday.  He's writted several others, but the only one of 
those I've read is Irving Berlin:  A Life in Song .  Furia can make "Tea 
for Two" sound like a masterpiece, and I found myself loving it all.  

>But, again, STENT isn't in the Scrabble Dictionary, and is failed by MS 
Word.  I'm baffled.  

So all those folks who have had stents inserted in their arteries to 
avoid dying of cardiovascular disease have been conned???  Those 
dictionaries ARE behind the times.  Here's the definition in my Random 
House Webster's College Dictionary (1991--and looking at that date, I 
think I need a new one): 

stent, n. Med. a small, expandablel tube used for inserting in a blocked 
vessel or other part.  [1960-65; orig. uncert.] 

>>>Are you aware that almost all of the published versions of what we 
call "Rock-a-bye baby" start "Hush-a-bye baby"?  I wonder how we got 
switched.  "Rock-a-bye baby" is a different rhyme, starting, 

Š>>> Rock-a-bye, baby, thy cradle is green.  

>>Strange.  

>I agree.  Here they are.  

And seems like I remember that baby IN the tree top, not ON it, but none 
of your versons use in.  

>>>Lo and behold, volume 9, "The Child In The Home" has "Who Stole the 
Bird's Nest" on page 119.  Now I can easily imagine little Bobby 
curled up with that one.  

>>And if it was reprinted there, it was probably reprinted othe places, 
too.  

>Nope, just there.  I'm sure of it.  

AND  . . . what makes you so sure? 

>I make the claim in my page that game makers intentionally design games 
to be nerve-wracking, and suggest a way to eliminate that element.  
Taboo gets a specific mention.  It's a great party game (played without 
the timer or teams.) 

Yup, I liked the game except for that blasted noisy timer.  

>>The gerund has to refer to an activity but in a way that the activity 
is a noun.  In your sentence with "readings," it's clearly a thing 
rather than an activity.  

>Clearly too subtle for me! 

Ok, then trust me.  You're right when you say that gerunds can't take a 
plural ending, but not all words that look like gerunds necessarily are 
gerunds.  

>And of course just because I'm always thinking about "the way things 
should be" doesn't mean I'm telling you or anybody what to do.  But I'm 
sure that *everybody* can't be so different from me that a sort of 
thumbnail encyclopedia at the back of every non-fiction, and many 
fiction, books wouldn't be tremendously useful.  For the most part, that 
would just be a sentence or two for any character important enough to 
pop up more than once or twice.  Then a book would work for even those 
people who can't, or choose not to, race through it in one shot with 
perfect retention.  

You're right, but publishers would never go for it except in some 
textbooks.  I find myself wanting to identify people repeatedly, but 
doing so would irritate some readers.  So maybe once per chapter will do 
for minor figures that seem to need identification...

>In Froggy Went A-Courtin' I almost choke up when he gets to "Next to 
come in was the bumble-y bee..." 

ŠBy the way, your "Froggy" comment somehow reminds me that, of all the 
versions of Dickens' A Christmas Carol I've seen, the one that chokes me 
up most is The Muppet Christmas Carol.  When the frog Tiny Tim dies and 
his little crutch is sitting by the fireplace, it's strangely more 
touching than all the human versions.  I can't explain it.  


THEE: I only have one item to bring to your attention, and I do 
so because of your love for all things classical, though it's not my 
metier.  There is a fascinating article in the September 17th issue of 
the New Yorker regarding a concert pianist named Hatto.  If you have any 
interest in this, I'll try to send you the article--as I say, quite 
fascinating.  This is the second article I've read there recently about 
world-class hoaxes--the other was about Thomas Jefferson's wine 
collection, and also made for great reading.  


THEE:  subject  skipping scratching 

I am amazed to find such detailed help on fixing scratch/pops. You give 
the impression that if the helpee follows your instructions with the 
same precision and patience that you have exercised in setting down the 
instructions, success is unavoidable! 

I'll certainly give it ago. The recording I want to patch up is a 
10-inch demo LP of Rev. Gary Davis recorded in Paris circa 1960. Aside 
from a couple of really nasty canyons the record is generally extremely 
noisy: that the platter is made of aluminium covered by a less than 
dense layer of vinyl (which is beginning to peel off at the edges) 
doesn't make matters any easier. However his playing at this time is 
such a wonder that I must make some effort to salvage it.  

I first saw the water trick being used by a classical music presenter 
while compiling his programme at a radio station in Durban in the mid-
eighties. It struck me as an incredibly cavalier way to treat such 
'delicate recording equipment' but I was assured by him that no harm was 
being done. Since then I have used this method myself whenever I 
transfer from vinyl, whatever the condition of the record, and it is 
clearly apparent that any surface noise is hugely reduced. (A few drops 
of washing up liquid added to the water in a small jug, then poured 
carefully onto the record from centre hole outward as it's revolving, 
spreading towards the edge with a flattened finger - the wu liquid seems 
to 'stabilise' the water, slowing its flow outwards.) 

So I'm nonplussed by your 'doubts'! 

Thanks again for taking the time, I hope to report back on a successful 
restoration project and look forward to exploring the rest of your site 
which, judging by comments in the guest book, appears to be a cave of 
wonder.  


ME: Thanks for visiting.  Good luck with the precious 10".  

About the benefits of playing records wet, believe me, I'm as 
Š"nonplussed" as you!  I used to consider the results miraculous.  About 
the only outstanding issues were, Which gives more miraculous results - 
soapy water, or alcohol-y water, or a combination of both?  and, How do 
you keep the surface wet the whole time it plays without having to sit 
there and keep swabbing it? 

I am really baffled at what has changed?  Am I listening harder now, and 
simply more critical and unaccepting of *any* little tick?  I'm also 
sure I often, or always, hear an added background hiss or swish when 
there's liquid in the groove.  Did I miss it before?  Am I listeneing 
harder?  Is there something different about the equipment I'm using?  
Are there different sorts of vinyl? 

What I do now is play each record for its last time and transfer it to 
cd.  I always a "pop and click remover" in the process.  So the dilemma 
is, do I wash out a bunch of pops and clicks, which may be completely 
eliminated by the pop and click filter, while potentially adding 
background noise that will NOT be eliminated in the digital transfer? 

It's very frustrating to me to feel like I should have to wrestle with 
this at all.  Certainly there must be experts out there who can spell 
out precisely how to mix up the most effective solution and apply it to 
the record, and also who have very carefully analyzed the results to see 
how much noise has been removed, and what sort has been added.  

I'm positive that playing records wet has had a permanent, destructive 
effect on them.  They're still playable, but have much, much greater 
background noise which wetting again has no effect on.  In some cases, 
that's almost brought me to tears.  

Very, very maddening and frustrating.  


ME: Here are the ones that I would grab.  

School Reading by Grades Third Year by James Baldwin Copyright 1897 

(I have quite a few things by this James Baldwin in my collection.) 

Mother West  Wind's Animal Friends Thornton W. Burgess 

(Sounds neat, whether fiction or nonfiction.) 

Problems In Arithmetic by John G. Gilmartin (A supplementary Book for 
Grades Five, Six, Seven and Eight) Copyright 1929 

The Silver-Burdett Arithmetics Book Two by George Morris Philips, LL.D. 
and Robert F. Anderson, Sc.D  Copyright 1913 


ME: Just stopped by the Smyrna hospital again today.  Fun as 
always.  Vivian from my club won her game, and I won mine.  HOORAY FOR 
DOVER!  (Just joking.)  I had a bunch of scraboes I couldn't get down, 
though.  One was APOSTLE.  

ŠTo the best of my memory, the three of us never played a game.  I had 
the impression your sister was the killer scrabble player.  Well, just 
because you beat her doesn't mean she isn't, of course.  A good thing 
about the game is that there's enough luck so everybody can win now and 
then.  


THEE:  subject  Many Thanks from France by musicien anarchist 

Hello, I have been very happy descovering such a front page as I was 
looking for baroque guitare tabs .  Many thanks for the music and the 
suprise.  

Frangois Bonnet 


THEE:  I finished Thurber's little book, 13 Clocks. It's 
adorable, and I could read it several times. How is it you have such 
eclectic tastes? What catches your fancy really "runs the gamut".  


ME: Really glad you liked 13 Clocks.  That means you are not a 
curmudgeon.  (Not that anybody said you are.) 

Here are some things I've been reading lately: 

  Democracy In Delaware 

  The Wit And Humor of America, vol viii (1912) 

  The Oxford Nursery Rhyme Book 

  Can I Get There By Candlelight?  (juvenile fiction) 

  Escape - Liberia, Africa and the USA: The Surrender of Harbel; War, 
  Accommodation, and Reconciliation for Peace, Agricultural Development 
  and Economic Prosperity 

  Baseball's Best Short Stories 

  Boys' Life magazine (I have a subscription.) 


You call that eclectic? 

I guess if Sharon's having a birthday, you must have one coming up, too.  
Me, I announced this year that I'm finished with birthdays.  


ME: On my most recent electric bill, 275 kwh cost $36.93.  That works 
out to $.134 per kwh, which is almost twice what you pay.  That makes a 
big difference.  When we we compared your total bill for a winter month 
with my combined gas and electric for the same month, it was something 
like $180 vs. $120.  If you were paying my electric rates, it would have 
been $360 vs. $120.  In one sense, that makes me feel better, my utility 
Šusage being about a third of yours.  On the other hand, it raises a 
bummer of a question about me converting to all electric.  

Cyril showed up at scrabble last night!  Goes to show you can't be sure 
about anything.  

My most spectacular moment was ending game 3 with back-to-back scraboes.  
Just before that I had J A _ _ T E R.  I played off the J A and drew two 
more blanks!  I could barely figure out what to do with E R T _ _ _ _ 
but played R _ _ _ E _ T (reddest).  Then I drew G I M N N O U.  Looked 
like a mess, but saw the ING and wrapped MOUN_ING (mounding) around one 
of the blank Ds in R___E_T to go out.  


ME: subject: not hiawatha 
Here's the whole poem with the familiar first lines you never heard. 
Pretty nice, eh? 

  THE ARROW AND THE SONG

  I shot an arrow into the air;
  It fell to earth, I knew not where;
  For, so swiftly it flew, the sight
  Could not follow it in its flight.

  I breathed a song into the. air;
  It fell to earth, I knew not where;
  For who has sight so keen and strong,
  That it can follow the flight of song?

  Long, long afterward, in an oak
  I found the arrow, still unbroke;
  And the song, from beginning to end,
  I found again in the heart of a friend.

               - Henry W. Longfellow.


ME: No denying making cds takes a bit of time and effort, but it's all 
recreational.  Besides, I did it for myself as well.  It was great to 
hear the old tape [Beatles muzak] again.  And the new one I put together 
was a masterwork, sez me, and I'm stickin' to it.  The cd covers are how 
I do them all.  I figured out a long time ago how to position the text 
on a piece of paper so it comes out just right when you fold it into a 
cd sleeve.  I may have mentioned that I put all my cds in sleeves like 
that, and throw out the plastic cd cases.  


THEE: I'm going to mail you today a CD of the 100 guitars. As I 
told you, our vynil record is in poor condition. My brother digitalized 
it but he had to cut a lot of the 1st track because there was  lots of 
cracks. I felt sick with this massacre especially the first track was 
one of my favorite. I'll try to do better some day. The others tracks 
are more or less ok. I hope you'll enjoy this work of the 100 guitars 
formation. It deserves its name of Serenata Sensacional.  
Š

ME: Thanks a lot!  I'm sure I'll enjoy the cd very much, even if it's not 
quite perfect.  I enjoyed the track that you emailed.  It's still pretty 
funny that we thought we were talking about the same 100 Guitars album.  


ME: subject: have you brushed your teeth today 

Glad the cd got there.  I meant to send off an email with a few 
comments.  For one, you'll see my memory was playing tricks (what else 
is new?) - the break between sides was not in The Incredible Hulk, but 
in the "and if you think that's far out" segment.  I notice that 
nothing's missing.  Side two starts up with an "o" sound that is the end 
of "ago" right near the end of side one.  Track 3 was just a track 
advancement to keep any final digital "crack!" away from the real 
tracks.  My Sony cd recorder loves to do that.  

I say "nothing is missing" at the turnover point, but you would know 
better than me how much is missing at the beginning and end of the show.  

Sorry I can't be of assistance with the John Lennon bootlegs; I have 
just a few miscellaneous odds and ends, not counting 11 or 12 tapes of 
music from The Lost Lennon Tapes.  

By the way, did you get my invitation to a page of mine with something 
sort of similar that happened with you? Shortly after adding  a mention 
of a young girl who wrote a question to dj Scott Muni about the Beatles 
VI album cover back in 1988, she googled herself and was amazed to find 
my page.  

I still wonder what the quality of the Howard Smith bootleg is like.  
Bet it's great. 


ME: Got a record at today's auction autographed by the Beatles' 
favorite American group.  

The web is mum on the autographee: Admiral Bob Archer.  


ME: I stopped by Citizens' Bank today to ask why my interest is 
in a nosedive.  Needless to say, their non-answers still have me shaking 
with rage.  Let me know if you see any changes in your personal money 
market rate.  


ME: I just received my statement and my interest rate has dropped 
to your current rate.  


THEE: I hope you didn't pay more than $1,000 for an LP autographed by 
Sophie Tucker.  It isn't worth a penny more.  


ŠTHEE: Further to the question of whether using water on vinyl is 
good/bad,  below is the response of an audio student which I thought 
might interest you (he has the ears of a dog!): 

>I failed to mention that on his site he was expressing doubts about the 
efficacy of using the wet to improve reproduction on bad vinyl: 

I'd say that yes, he *probably* is listening harder. We all adjust to 
things we're familiar with over time, and learn to discern subtleties 
inaccessible before.  

Interesting - I can accept that maybe more physical damage is done 
because of the aquaplaning needle impacting harder on the groove walls 
(harder to change direction?). The added hiss is an interesting one - I 
guess it's possible, but not sure how you'd discern it separately from 
all the crackle present on dry playing - is it possible he's just 
hearing the constant noise previously masked by all the crackle? On the 
other hand, he might be referring to a swishing of the signal itself, 
which is conceivable if the needle isn't tracking properly (maybe 
different frequencies suppressing each other, so treble response could 
change with the intensity of lower frequencies - who knows! physics is 
hard).  

I'd certainly never claim that wet playing does no damage to the sound - 
I've sometimes wondered whether the sound is more "wet" after wet 
playing (dampened treble, blurry transient response?) BUT given the 
choice between moderate to high crackle, and constant hiss, I'll take 
hiss any day. My experiences with click/pop filters have been pretty 
trying, and I tend to find that in the process of making the filter 
stringent enough to remove all the clickle, some legitimate sounds are 
impossible to preserve. A good example is horns - I've found it 
virtually impossible to prevent the click/pop filter from distorting 
them, because the wave shapes resemble vinyl pops too closely for it to 
distinguish. I certainly couldn't find a compromise that got rid of 
enough crap without noticeably distorting the horns.  

I'd be the first to admit that maybe I was using a crappy click/pop tool 
(the Audition standard one - I've certainly found its noise-/hiss-
reduction wanting, and since switched to using a separate plugin for 
that purpose), but at the time I found the signal damage caused by wet 
playing to be significantly more innocuous than that caused by having to 
swab the signal hard with the click filter, so I opted to wet-play in 
order to be left with the relatively tractable task of getting rid of 
constant noise with a noise-reduction filter.  


ME: Thanks a million for your efforts in getting some dialog 
going on this issue of playing records wet.  I've seen virtually nothing 
on the web, and even less that inspires any confidence in the advice 
being based on anything.  

What I'm dying for is for it to actually get taken up scientifically in 
well-equipped labs.  It just doesn't seem so hard to me for some very 
knowledgeable people to run a batch of tests and come up with some 
solution that does the "best" job on crud in the grooves and the least 
Šdetriment to vinyl; the most effective way to apply it; and the best 
stylus shape and pressure for playing the wet record.  It just doesn't 
seem that it should be that hard.  

I feel pretty sure there have been instances, but certainly not often, 
of me applying a solution to a crackly record being played dry, and a 
hiss kick in at the exact moment the needle hits the wet area.  Low 
quality or aged vinyl?  Is my formula too strong? 

Another thing I'm dying for is a noise reduction component on the input 
side of my stereo system so I can actually enjoy the record while it 
plays, and get a cleaned up copy as a nice byproduct, as opposed to the 
regular method, (at least mine) where a few hours of work goes into 
producing a cleaned-up copy *before* you get to hear it.  Is that 
dreaming? 


THEE: Thanks for your tabs.  With them, I have learned these 
pieces on the charango...  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9imB3lhGmlM 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpVVlz_R4cA&mode=user&search= 

Peace.  


ME: Great!  I really enjoyed the charango videos.  I thank you 
for finding the Sanz tablatures and making use of them.  That's what 
it's all about! 


ME: At just about the same time you send me that funny Pachelbel 
canon video, I got this nice note from a charango player who used some 
Gaspar Sanz tabs (Baroque guitar) from my site.  I'm delighted.  


THEE:  Re: 100 Guitars 

You said you will enjoy the CD even if it's not quite well. This 
is an euphemism!! The 1rst track is really bad. I'll try to digitalize 
it again one day. My brother digitalized it in a butcher manner! Tell me 
when you receive it.  I sent it registered.  


ME: 

>I just received my statement and my interest rate has dropped to your 
current rate.  

Which is 3.64% (uncompounded)? 


THEE: My current electric bill was $114.81 for 1014 kwh.  That 
works out to be $.113/kwh.  
Š
My current Citizens Bank interest is 3.93% and 4.33% apy.  


ME: Future discussion: why does your bill say $.07 per kwh? 

Citizens Bank has goofy computers.  For 3.93% basic interest rate (APR), 
the effective, or APY, rate is 4.002% (monthly compounding) or 4.008% 
(daily compounding).  


ME: How many times do we know of the Beatles mentioning Sophie 
Tucker?  I had thought twice, but stumbled on a third one today.  Any 
more? 


ME: Whew, I sure don't know enough about the brain to offer 
anything useful on your cerebellum question.  Don't even know what a 
"fiber" is - a nerve cell or "axon"? 

Whoa, now I find out I know less about the stock market than the brain!  
Didn't know it was doing so well now.  My understanding is there's not 
an economist alive who really understands these things.  I read most of 
a book about the internet stock bust called DOT.CON, and that came out 
over and over that no one could define "bubble" or predict when it would 
burst.  

Had fun on Saturday at a talk about Delaware governors; an associated 
walking tour around the Green; the Governor's open house; First Saturday 
activities at the museums with a little friend; and a library book sale.  


THEE:  subject  Flexagon video 

I was messing around with trying to convert that old flexagon video we 
made into flash format.  The camera I used for the original does not 
take very good videos to begin with.  Here it is: 

http://www.dcguitar.net/FlexVid/Flexagon.html 

Hope things are well with you.  Things are rather crazy at work since we 
just got a union, 1st time in 60 years at the GAO.  There's no real 
leader yet -- just a bunch of disgruntled employees who started it and 
feel they now own it.  Much work to be done there.  


ME: It's funny you bring up the flexagon vid.  It had crossed my 
mind recently, for no really good reason though.  Probably a passing 
thought to putting up an ebay auction again, although that goes right 
back out of mind.  

Had a mindbending moment at the Dover auction recently when I saw a 
folded up flexagon on top of a box of stuff.  I mean, I'm surely the 
only person in the state, and probably for a much greater range than 
that, who makes the darn things.  Within a few seconds I saw that it 
Šwas, in fact, one that I had made.  It was personalized to my young 
friend Mizan.  Her family was moving, which is why a row of their stuff 
was put out at the auction.  

Haven't been in touch with Bob for a couple of months.  Plan to give a 
call when the weather turns bad.  If it ever will.  Here it is the 
middle of October, and my ac is still coming on - and I have it set to 
85!  What have we done to the earth?  

Will look at the flexagon vid at the library, and download it there.  

Will also forward an email with links to youtube vids of a charango 
player who used a couple of Sanz tabs from my site.  


ME: I'll be going though the opera cd lot I bought recently for a long 
time - thanks again!  Was wondering if you had more of the "Legato Classics"?  
Those are old audience recordings that a normal person (if any opera 
fans are normal people to start with) would find dreadful, but are a 
thrill for me.  If you've been holding back figuring your buyers will 
blast you with negative feedback - never fear! (At least if I'm the 
winner.) 


THEE: I'm blanking on any more than two references to Sophie 
Tucker by the Fabs.  

   That guy who does those Beatlegs Podcasts devoted entire episodes to 
all the times the Beatles said "We've been together now for 40 years" 
and "Harry and his box."  The number of times is truly amazing in each 
case.  


ME: I'm guessing you got the Sophie Tucker by Royal Command and 
the Sophie Tucker in Miami.  There's a Sophie Tucker in Washington, 
D.C., too.  

A couple of days ago I thought I discovered a "40 years" on Beatles Talk 
Downunder that the beatleg guy missed, but it turns out he didn't.  
Drat.  

Have you ever found yourself on my John Lennon page?  Takes a lot of 
reading (or a little quick scanning.)  All in fun.  


ME: Yes I did get your note and program a few years ago.  Wed, 16 
Jun 2004 17:44:48 -0600, to be specific.  (I save everything, haha.)  
And do I feel like a BUM.  I kept putting it off until I started feeling 
like I left it too long.  Dumb excuse.  You thought it might be a 
"temporary experience" for you.  I'll admit I was afraid to fire up a 
program on my computer.  I guess it was less than a year before that I 
finally got pulled into Windows and a modern computer, and it had me 
pulling my hair out.  I still do almost everything the old-fashioned way 
- working in the "command prompt" (DOS) mode, for example.  You can see 
how basic my web pages are.  
Š
You wouldn't know from my web site that the guitar is sort of fading out 
of my life.  I beat my head against the wall for 10 years trying to 
people to join in the good time at the Washington Guitar Society.  Even 
though my natural tendency is to just remember the bad times, there were 
good times too.  If you search on "potomac guitar trio" or the 
"washington guitar society" you can easily find a page with a few pieces 
our trio recorded.  Not necessarily the *best* things we recorded . . .  

Along the way, I also got torn limb from limb just trying to present my 
system of fingering notation to the guitar world.  Now why would that 
make everybody so vicious?  Nobody has to use it who doesn't want to.  

A few years ago I moved from Maryland to Delaware to start a learning 
center.  That was a franchise operation, but now I'm tutoring privately.  
Dover is sort of a nice, relaxed place, but, man, parents won't spend a 
nickel on their kids' education.  


THEE: We've signed up for a joint family project that will help 
keep the USPS busy in Oklahoma, Maryland, Florida, and Mississippi.  An 
article caught my eye on the Internet recently about an Iowa congressman 
who is doing his grocery shopping for several weeks on what is normally 
allotted for food stamps--something around $21 per person per week, I 
think.  The article mentioned that he had been a sponsor for a Box 
Project family for the past 2-3 years, and it gave the URL:  
http://boxproject.org.  You know how curious I can be, so I had to check 
it out.  When I began reading about this organization, I decided it was 
something I had to do. So I talked to the kids, who wanted to join in.  
Today we were matched with a family in Mississippi:  a single mom named 
LaShonda and her three (soon to be 4) kids.  

If you look at the website, you'll see how this works.  The sponsor 
family decides how much it can allot to the project and then uses that 
money to send boxes directly to the sponsored family. The website 
contains all sorts of recommendations, but mostly what's needed are 
basic necessities from toothpaste, toothbrushes, soap, and household 
goods to new or used clothing and school supplies.  The family at the 
other end is required to correspond, and rules say not to send the next 
month's box before hearing from them.  Oughta be fun hitting garage 
sales, charity resale shops, and flea markets once I know what's needed.  
Of course, I'll also start checking the neighborhood used bookstore, 
hoping these kids will read.  Several of the people in the newsgroup say 
"their kids" love to get books.   Anyway, I hope this works out because 
it could be a good way to make a small difference, and possibly even a 
lasting one, in some young people's lives.   


ME: Why in the world do people get themselves so bent out of shape over 
receiving a wrong number phone call???


ME: FTC Commissioners Deborah Platt Majoras, Chairman Commissioner 
Pamela Jones Harbour Commissioner Jon Leibowitz Commissioner William E. 
Kovacic Commissioner J. Thomas Rosch 
Š
Deborah Platt Majoras 
Office of Public Affairs 
Federal Trade Commission 
600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, D.C. 20580 

Dear Ms. Majoras, 

Please hear me out.  I'm sure there are many others in my situation.  

I am 54 years old and I have never opted in to the "credit card" 
lifestyle.  I have never made sense of sinking so much time, effort, and 
expense into keeping payments out of synch with purchases.  Flashing my 
ATM card seems to do virtually everything that a credit card does, 
including reserving airline flights and hotel rooms.  

But now one's "credit rating" is being used to determine one's auto 
insurance rates.  Now I can't hope to shop around for better rates for 
the completely irrelevant reason that I have no credit rating.  Never 
mind a spotless driving record for 38 years.  I even wonder if I will 
eventually be priced out of auto insurance for having no credit rating.  

I am not asking you to talk sense to the insurance industry.  What I am 
hoping for is a common sense addition, or overrride, to the method by 
which credit ratings are calculated.  It seems to me that a person who 
has lived decades, buying houses and cars, renting business space, never 
being late on a utility bill, having tens or hundreds of thousands of 
dollars in savings, and having no criminal record should be viewed as 
the most responsible in financial matters.  He should not be lumped in 
with the high school kids, crooks, street people, and everyone 
struggling with maxed-out credit cards.  Actually, I'm guessing all of 
those people score higher than I do.  My application for a credit card 
always comes back with the rejection, "Insufficient credit history".  

Put another way, shouldn't the person who never gets into debt place at 
at least the same level as the person who played the ridiculous game of 
taking on debt just to prove that he could get out? 

The only objection I can imagine is something along the lines of, "But 
how do we really know we can trust that person when he gains access to 
large lines of credit?"  First of all, if he proves to be irresponsible, 
his credit rating plummets, as it would for everyone else.  Second of 
all, the same objection applies to everyone who has dutifully played the 
credit game.  How do you know he hasn't been plotting for years just to 
get dozens of cards to max them all out and skip the country or declare 
bankruptcy? 

I, and surely millions of others, thank you for your consideration.  


ME: electric tankless water heaters 

Dear This Old House, 

ŠI have been stymied completely so far in my quest to convert my house to 
all electric.  I believe the benefits to me, both comfort-wise and 
utility cost-wise, would be significant.  No one I've contacted has been 
at all helpful about converting from a natural gas furnace to a packaged 
heat pump, so I started to look at the water heating part of the 
problem.  

So far, I've been stymied in that, too.  In particular, it seems to me 
that tankless, electric, point-of-use hot water would make a lot of 
sense for someone like me, if not everyone.  I live alone and use very 
little hot water, only running it once or twice per day, and using 
perhaps a couple of gallons per day, on the average.  

But electric tankless water heating is not something that plumbers, in 
my area, at least, have much experience with.  They actually seem to 
enjoy humiliating a person for even considering it.  I believe that 
these impressions are based on "wisdom" from decades ago when maybe a 
gas water heater was perhaps significantly cheaper to use than an 
electric one.  

As far as I know, the issue of tankless electric water heating is 
something your show has never dealt with, either.  

It seems to me that it boils down to a simple math problem.  These are 
the contestants, in my case: 

    Natural gas water heater (tank) (what I have currently) 

    Electric water heater (tank) 

    Electric tankless water heater, whole house 

    Electric tankless water heaters, point of use 


The question is, for each contestant, how many units of gas or 
electricity is used to heat a given amount of hot water?  Let's call it 
2 gallons of hot water per day, in one shot.  Surely someone somewhere 
can crank those numbers.  I can convert the kwh and ccf gas into 
dollars.  

There are only 4 places in my house where I use hot water.  I will NEVER 
draw hot water two places at once.  Currently, the gas water heater is 
on one end of my house, and my bathroom is on the other.  Brilliant, eh? 
With point-of-use hot water, I may actually indulge myself and use it 
for washing my hands, say.  As it is, I don't even consider drawing hot 
water from the other end of the house and tough out the cold water.  

If I didn't set foot in my house in the months when the furnace isn't 
used, my gas bill would be close to $40 per month.  That's what I pay 
just to keep pilot flames going, and the 30-gallon water tank heated up.  
Imagine what that $40 could be doing for me as electricity.  In fact, it 
represents about *twice* my electric bill in the months without A/C, and 
I'm *always* using electricity! - clocks, computer, stereo, lights, 
refrigerator, etc.  
Š
I am desperate for expert advice.  I think what I am shooting for would 
be so clearly advantageous that such work on my house would serve as a 
model to many other homeowners, perhaps starting a revolution in water 
heating and conversion to packaged heat pumps.  

In any case, I am more than willing to pay for your help or advice.  
Please let me hear from you.  Thanks.  


ME: It all began with a long distance correspondence with an 
internet pal in Oklahoma.  Every time I relates hows I get burned on 
this, that, or the other slightly risky 7-letter play (scrab-o) in 
Scrabble, she shoots right back, "Well, it's in *my* dictionary."  So I 
starts thinking, hm (or hmm), maybe it's time to move up to 1991 and a 
slightly less conservative dictionary.  It'd be nice to play TENNERS and 
FLINGERS, etc., with my heart only half way up my throat.  

So I nail a Random House Webster's College Dictionary (1991) on half.com 
for 75 cents.  Aren't the 2007s grand?  Well, the postage is 4 or 5 
times that, but it's still a better proposition than waiting for one to 
show up at Spence's auction.  It even came with its dust jacket, only 
slightly crumpled along the top and bottom edges.  I doctor that up and 
put it in a plastic dust jacket cover to make it look like a million 
bucks.  

What I have to do to make a dictionary scrabble-ready is take a list of 
all the 2- and 3-letter words in the OSPD (Official Scrabble Players' 
Dictionary) and check each one that is in the least suspect in the 
dictionary under consideration.  The OSPD has 101 2-letter words and 
1015 3-letter words.  So it's quite a bit of work, especially with 
onion-thin dictionary pages that you want to keep nice forever.  

After spending some time with the Random House (RH), I found I wasn't 
getting very comfortable with it.  For one thing, I got the impression 
it's trying to be a little unabridged dictionary.  Here are just some of 
the words it has - in 1991 - that weren't even added to the OSPD until 
2006(!): za bes cru dan def hos kye mic neg oda pst rai suk.  And the 
OSPD goes around grabbing words from every dictionary there is, and then 
some!  So I have no idea what's going on there.  

Admittedly, I didn't take the days or weeks necessary to absorb all the 
introductory material, but over and over I found myself confused.  

For instance it doesn't show a common noun "lar", but gives a plural, 
"lars", for it.  

It never gives the second person singular -s forms for verbs, and 
sometimes not even the past tense and participle thing, so can you 
imagine what would happen when someone plays "haes", for example?  
("See, it ain't in there!"  "It don't have to be!") Never mind "haeing".  

I'm still baffled by abbreviations.  I'm pretty sure "amu" and "iff" are 
abbreviations, by virtue of no supplied pronunciation, but they sure 
look like words sitting there.  
Š
The last, um, "thing" in the dictionary is "zzz".  I *think* the 
interpretation is, that since there's no part of speech or definition 
given that it's not a word, but some sort of "representation".  
Guaranteed to cause fisticuffs.  

I don't like the way they lump all the different parts of speech and 
their inflected forms right at the beginning.  The noun definitions, 
say, might be half a page down.  And they don't even do anything to 
alert you to where the definitions for a different part of speech start, 
such as with numbering from 1 again.  

It gives explicit plurals for bio and do (music note), but not for so 
(music note) and the Chinese game go.  It shows the plural for em, but 
not el and en.  One would have to conclude that they can't be 
pluralized.  If you view it as simply an oversight, and theorize that, 
unless otherwise stated, any noun can be pluralized simply by adding s, 
then what about bes?  The plural is bess?  Under ort it says, "Usu., 
orts."  Interpreted literally, that says that orts is singular and means 
a scrap of food.  

"Pow" is defined as "the power of exciting".  Huh???  

What do italics mean on words such as rex and sic?  Latin?  Why not just 
say Lat.?  Cum and qua are not italicized, but maybe they're not Latin 
even though they always sort of looked Latin to me.  There's cee, but no 
ef.  

"Girlie" is offensive, but "ho" is perfectly respectable.  If that's 
right, you people sure are funny.  

All that aside, how can anyone take a dictionary seriously that includes 
squush/y and squoosh/y.  I mean, it doesn't even label them slang or 
informal.  What it could say is, "pronunciations of squash going beyond 
squish, even, in intended, childish silliness." 

In any case, there's no way I could ever wrestle that one into a usable 
scrabble dictionary.  

I noted a few other things.  "Brown study" has an entry, as it does in 
the American Heritage.  You remember me sending you a couple of those, 
thinking they related to your own "brown" study.  

The RH also lacks an "outcheer", which surprises me.  

In the definition for "tun" it syllabicated liquids "liq-uids".  I can't 
say that's wrong, but it strikes my funny bone.  I don't think I ever 
saw a u get separated from its q before.  

You sent me the definition for "stent", and it was classified as a 
"Med." term.  I was curious if that implied specialized jargon outside 
of mainstream English, or whether they were just trying to be helpful in 
giving us a subject area for the word.  I tried to find other "Med."s, 
such as for "hangnail" and "splint", but without success.  For that 
matter, I don't see "Chem." for azo, or "Baseb." for homer, so, at this 
Špoint, one might say my study was inconclusive.  

Since I use the American Heritage (AH) in my club, Vivian went right out 
and bought one.  Of course, hers is the latest edition, the 4th (2007), 
and mine is the 2nd (1985).  I felt like, uh oh, she'll be finding all 
kinds of junky new little words in hers.  Anyhow, I had her AH4 around 
here to put a dust jacket cover on it.  So, while it was here, and I 
struck out with the RH, I figured I might as well update to the AH4.  I 
already knew it had things like AB and ZA that I'm not going to have 
stinking up Dover Scrabble Club boards, but I figured I'd find some 
consistent way to reject things like that.  So I went through the 2- and 
3-letter word lists again with the AH4.  As always, that's a lot of 
work, but it was accompanied by an exhilerating feeling of, "Ahh, back 
in the saddle again - this is dictionary is class!" after the experience 
with Random House's comic book of a dictionary.  I should take its dust 
jacket cover back off.  

For Scrabble, I used the the AH2 straight; anything in it was valid.  
With the AH4 I did everything in my power to find a general rule that 
would eliminate the words I despise and leave the good ones.  Rules like 
"no slang" or "no slang or informal" or "no slang or informal less than 
4 letters long" or "no slang or informal less than 4 letters long that 
is simply a truncation of the proper word" or "no slang or informal... 
using a high powered letter in Scrabble" all threw out plenty of babies 
with the bath water.  

So, to get rid of things I hate like AB ED BIZ COZ WIZ etc., I would 
have to take down MA PA BIO PRO REF VET MIC MAX TUX UKE etc.  I'd argue 
most of those words have paid their dues.  In the end I just had to 
resign myself to picking and choosing the non-DS (Dover Scrabble) words.  
I will take club members' feelings into consideration, though.  I might 
knuckle under to ZIG and ZAG, for instance.  They weren't in the AH2, 
and I'm still conditioned to view them as nonsensical as stand-alone 
words.  (zig v. to move in a straight line.  zag v. to move in a 
straight line.) 

One straightforward rule I added was "no Hebrew letters".  My position 
is that letters aren't words and that Hebrew is foreign.  I don't like 
English and Greek letters either, but at least they have a lot of uses.  
So PE HES MEM VAV WAW VAW and QOPH are out.  

Here's a complete list of 2- and 3-letter words that would be allowed by 
the AH4, but I personally vetoed, and my justifications.  If you have 
any strong feelings that I goofed up here or there, let me know.  "Too 
new" means added to Scrabble Official Word List in Mar 2006.  They 
haven't "paid their dues," in my view.  Not being included in the RH is 
pretty significant since it includes many more words than the AH.  

 AB - too new; failed by MS Word; singular form of ABS is ABsurd! 
 BI - slang; not in AH2; somewhat offensive? 
 ED - informal; doesn't stand alone; derived from "ed." not "education", 
     thus still an abbreviation; not in AH2.
 JO - Scottish; mindless Scrabble points; not in AH2; failed by MS Word.
 QI - variant spelling of CHI; too new; mindless Scrabble points; 
     failed by MS Word.
Š SI - French, according to my music dictionaries; not in RH; failed by MS Word.
 WO - Archaic misspelling of WOE; not in Random House; failed by MS Word.
 ZA - too new; too dumb; mindless Scrabble points; failed by MS Word.

 AZO - good word(?), but tired of seeing on Scrabble boards; failed by MS Word.  
 DEF - too new; dumb slang.  
 DIS - too new; AAVE; failed by MS Word.  
 DISS - too new; AAVE; failed by MS Word.  
 HOS - too new; AAVE; offensive?; failed by MS Word.  
 IGG - too stupid; not in RH; failed by MS Word.  
 JEE - misspelled interjection; mindless Scrabble points; not in RH, MS Word.
 POO - slang; all definitions vulgar; not in RH; failed by MS Word.
 QIS - QI disallowed.
 SUQ - misspelling of souk; failed by MS Word.
 URP - too new; too dumb; failed by MS Word.
 VUM - too new; not in RH; failed by MS Word; dumb interjection.  
 ZAG - stupid word; mindless Scrabble points; not in AH2; failed by MS Word.
 ZAS - ZA disallowed.
 ZIG - stupid word; mindless Scrabble points; not in AH2; failed by MS Word.
 ZITIS - not in AH2; not in RH; failed by MS Word.  
 ZOA - good word(?), but tired of seeing on Scrabble boards; failed by MS Word.  

Of all the words I vetoed, only these 3 are passed by MS Word: bi ed 
def.  And I wonder what MS Word has in mind for "def".  

There are about 260 2- and 3-letter words which are valid in the OSPD 
but not included in the AH4.  It's interesting to look at a list of 
those words which MS Word passes: 

al de et ka mm mo op un ahs bal bam bas bys cig del dib dif dui dup eau 
eek eng fem hic hmm jus kop lat les nom ole ops oxy rex ser tae umm yah 
yum.  

If that's good stuff, imagine what the other 220 OSPD words look like!  
The only one I would fight for is del, used many times in my math and 
science past.  

I thought it was funny that, at the same time the American Heritage 
brings AB on board, it deletes BOD!  

Moving from the AH2 to the AH4, the DSC 2-letter word list lost BO 
(dropped from the AH) PE SI and WO.  It picked up AA OW TA UM and YO - 
all junk, to be sure, but at least the last 4 have some meaning to some 
Americans.  (I still have to tell everybody what TA means.)  I've given 
in to AA because it seems that all dictionaries have it now.  I saw it 
used in running text once back in 1991, but even there it was 
italicized, implying, I presume, that it was Hawaiian, not English.  

So now my scrabbling is updated to 2007.  It was a lot of work.  Was it 
worth it?  At least it's safe to play LINTIER TENNERS and LOANERS now.  
FLINGER is still out, but 3 outta 4 in't bad.  

One final story: of course, I was curious to see if the American 
Heritage gang ever considered my comments on "coward".  Apparently so, 
and they must have resented them so much they messed it up even worse!  
ŠIn the AH2, coward meant "one who shows ignoble fear..."  Now it takes 
*two* steps: coward n. one who shows cowardice.  cowardice n. ignoble 
fear...  But the interesting thing is an extensive word history for 
"coward" beginning, "One who 'turns tail.'"  The "cow" part of the word 
derives from words meaning tail, and so it's all about turning tail, or 
running with one's tail between one's leg.  That's what it's always 
meant to me, and I presume to everybody else, so how come none of that 
survives in the modern definition???  Also, there's still no recognition 
of how it's almost exclusively used in the media nowadays, as a synonym 
for "bully".  

Had enough?  Sorry about that.  A lot of this will probably go into a 
scrabble web page, so don't feel like the burden of appreciating all 
this babble is all on your shoulders.  :) 


THEE: The Aguado information was neat. Thank you.  

Bryce (classical guitar student Ogden Utah) 


ME: Your quite welcome.  I haven't received a comment on the 
Aguado page in years! 


THEE:  subject  Land for Sale in Antarctica 

I saw your website, and thought it was very cool! I would possibly be 
interested in purchasing 500 Acres of Ocean front land (rather than a 
degree slice) in Antarctica. I deal a lot in real estate, and could help 
guide you through the selling process. First off you would want to issue 
QUITCLAIM  Deeds (I can email you a template) for the land so that you 
would not be legally liable for issues that arrise in the future as to 
the the legalities of title. And you could put your government as part 
of the deed restriction. I think that everyone who purchases the land 
should also have the legal right to construct a cabin. You should give 
GPS coordinaces for all 4 corners of each lot as well as satellite 
immages. All lots should be subdividable down to 10 Acre lots for resale 
and once a QUITCLAIM Deed is issued the buyers need to have a place to 
legally record their Deeds. For this I would recommend either you be the 
"County Clerk" or pay a lawyer to do it so that copies of all deeds can 
be safely kept in one central location. I am willing to pay $5 for may 
500 Acres and will do all the work for locating my parcel and even 
prepare the deed for you to sign and help you get this thing off the 
ground as long as you figure out who to record the deeds with (possibly 
some type of land owners association, yourself, or a lawyer). The more 
people who feel they have a right to the land, the better the chance is 
that real people could actually start their own country based on living 
in harmony. Have a good one, Nate 


ME: Wow, I laughed my head off through your whole message, even 
though everything you said sounded great and made perfect sense!  I wish 
I could jump right in and implement all your ideas, but, as you 
correctly gather, I have no experience in that area.  The other ironic 
Šthing is that, the way you present it, it actually sounds like it might 
be a lot of fun for people to be able to buy Antarctica lots (I can 
envision the ads in the back of comic books!), but selling the pie 
slices was really just a joke, and I'm the crazy sort who wouldn't feel 
right making money off of it anyhow.  Just never had that killer 
entrepreneurial gene.  

An attraction I never considered is how the land may become more and 
more habitable with global warming.  I just read about a man who bought 
an Arctic ocean port in Canada for $7 that now has the potential for 
making hundreds of millions per year as an active port with the receding 
Arctic ice.  

Still, if you wanted to handle the business and legal end of selling 
lots of my section of Antarctica - with a split *very* favorable to 
yourself - please go for it!  I am dead serious about unarchy as a "deed 
restriction", as you put it.  That would give me no end of pleasure, 
hundreds (thousands?? millions???) of people buying their own little 
countries in Antarctica where they *must* implement simple majority rule 
- fantastic! 

Thanks for the great brainstorm.  Like I say, go for it! 


THEE: Our winning rag for the $1000 "Tulsey Town Rag" competition 
was excellent and played by the California composer.  Two of the other 
entries were also played at the festival.  Only one received a prize, 
but we gave two honorable mentions (title only), one of which went to 
Bill Rowland of Broken Arrow.  

The big surprise of the festival was the attendance of one very 
prominent performer, Scott Kirby, who was not a performer for the 
festival.  Everyone was in shock to see him here and wondering what 
brought him.  He has performed in Tulsa 3 times over the past 8-9 years, 
but no one expected to see him here.  Saturday night we learned the 
truth behind his being here.  The evening's MC called Scott to the 
stage, saying that since he'd come all that way, he was going to play 
one rag as a special guest.  When Scott reached the microphone, he began 
talking about how he'd been commissioned to compose a rag for the 
Ragtime for Tulsa chairman and how part of the commission required that 
he come to perform it in person.  He then played "The Redbud Two-Step," 
so named because it was a slow rag and, although he didn't mention it, 
because he'd obviously done a tiny bit of research.  The redbud is 
Oklahoma's state tree, so, in a sense, it was a second new Oklahoma 
centennial rag, of sorts.  

As for the dictionary fiasco, well, I won't bother.  You read 
dictionaries a lot more closely than I do, but I'm not the Scrabble 
player. It always works for me.  And, by the way, my American Heritage 
is in my office at school, but it's even older than your 1985 edition.  
In this case, I don't think a first edition has much value.  


THEE:  RE: Land for Sale in Antarctica 

ŠI have seen people sell land on the moon and their very own stars. This 
would be the same, only the big difference is that the person could 
theoretically go there if they wanted without leaving earth. I have seen 
stats that show the tempature in antarctica reaching 59 Degrees F During 
it's 6 months of constant daylight in summer! And it has a never-ending 
rocky shoreline in the summer, and the ocean teams with fish. The way I 
understand it anyone could actually move there anyway as it's pretty 
much free game. The only thing keeping crazy people like me from doing 
it is not having enough money to buy and ship enough building materials 
and supplies to keep me alive. There are scientists trying to figure out 
how to live on Mars if global warming gets too bad, when there's still a 
whole uninhabited continent left! The way I see it is that you are the 
rightful owner of all the land you made claim to because you are the 
earliest known person to publically announce it. It's no different than 
when people first moved to America and started making the first land 
Deeds based solely on their false belief that they were the only people 
making claim to it (later on the whole war thing acted as a deterant to 
people not recognizing their land rights).  

The whole idea with selling Antarctic lots would be to properly educate 
prospective buyers that the Deed is only as real as they want it to be 
and that it's highly speculative and risky. And let them know that it's 
the fact that you are the earliest known person to publically announce 
your claim that gives you the right to sell portions of your claim. Then 
I thought about it and the whole government should be based on 
transparity, so scaned images of all deeds should be up for public 
veiwing on a website and the recording of deeds would be solely internet 
based. You wouldn't want to make it a get rich scheme or take advantage 
of anyone so you could sell the lots at a price that is maybe $10-$200 
max above the cost to advertise them. It would be more for the fun of it 
and to prove a point that people want a better government than what any 
country can offer in this day in age.  

I attached a copy of a Quitclaim Deed so you can see what I'm talking 
about. It basically says that you the 'Grantor' quit your claim to the 
described property and give all rights you have to the claim, if any at 
all, to the 'Grantee'. It basically tells the buyer that they may be 
buying nothing at all.  

Even if you did want to do what I'm talking about, I may be 
miscalculating the time and effort it would take to do something like 
this and not be able follow through. I just like to think about outside 
of the box fun ideas like this and it's neat to think of he history 
behind land ownership. Did you know that no one owns land in Greenland! 
Their government gives it's citizens land for a small fee to build on, 
but it's laws state that no man can own dirt. Take it easy, Nate 


ME: Once again, all very intriguing.  If while you're turning it 
over in your mind it comes into focus as something very possibly 
feasible, count me in.  I'm the sort who sinks tons of time and effort 
into hobby interests for no financial reward (witness my guitar 
tablature pages, for just one example.) 

After reading the quitclaim deed, I just need reassurance that it can 
Šinclude the requirement on the form of government on the property/new 
country.  The sample copy seems to say to my non-legal mind, "It's all 
yours, I wash my hands." Would promises by the grantee to behave in a 
certain way on the property be an example of "good and valuable 
consideration"? 

You've got me hoping something comes of it, although don't worry about 
me losing any sleep over it.  :)  It's been great that you've opened my 
eyes to the bigger picture, and also took my claim seriously.  It was 
something I did seriously, while laughing my head off, which isn't the 
contradiction it sounds like.  

Keep on thinking on! 


THEE: Is Scrabble if played friendly good for a 7 year old 2nd 
grader who is struggling to be 

In the middle of her class and not fall behind?  Having to recall and 
learn to spell the words She knows verbally?  Learning how letter 
combination spell out with the sounds she already knows?  I read your 
treatise on Kumon methods. And Thank you.  

She scored on the low even of there NWEA testing in a school system 
where the Average score is 20 Points above the states average.  

And is "X" a word or only a symbol?  Like I sign with my X.  X-ray.  X 
marks the spot.  

X as in ten.  


ME: Good question about the value of Scrabble for children.  I 
suspect regular Scrabble would be too much for a 2nd-grader.  I'm 
guessing strong 5th- or 6th-graders could begin to have good games, 
meaning play well enough so it's fun enough to play another game.  I can 
envision a very friendly sort of game where an adult gives hints and 
leads the child to good plays.  There is a children's version of 
Scrabble.  I don't know how that works, but it says to me the makers 
know regular Scrabble is too much for younger kids.  

I'm guessing there are much more direct ways to bolster a child's word 
skills.  If you read my Kumon page, you saw that I was fairly positive 
towards the reading program.  The objection is that as the levels get 
higher, the checking isn't stringent enough for the exercises to be of 
value.  But that's hardly a problem at the lower levels.  Try it.  

Well, you learn something new every day.  I had already typed out a 
response saying, "I don't think any dictionary counts X as a word, but 
"ex" is."  I just checked in my American Heritage dictionary, and it 
gives all kinds of noun and verb definitions for x.  In any case, as far 
as Scrabble is concerned, one-letter words don't count anyway.  


THEE:  subject  Thank you! Regarding my skipped record.  
Š
I am a DJ based in New York City and thought that one of my most prized 
records was ruined until I came across your repair method. After one 
attempt, it was as good as new. I can't thank you enough.  

Sincerely, 

Brian Gibbs 

"Integrity" 


THEE:  RE: Land for Sale in Antarctica 

The term "good and valuable consideration" is just a way of saying that 
the person paid money for it rather than it being a gift, and still 
bypass the IRS by saying it's none of your business how much it sold 
for. It may sound silly to people who don't deal in real estate 
regularly that you can just tell the government to butt out and still 
transfer ownership, but it actually shows up on deeds all the time and 
it's perfectly legal. The reason you don't usually see the term on house 
deeds is because most people get Title Insurance on them, and by showing 
the actuall price paid it covers the Title Insurance Companies butts if 
you claim that they underinsured you. You could also remove "good and 
valuable consideration" and just put in "For $500".  

To put the government as a deed restriction you would just put something 
like this in where it says [Insert Legal Description]: "G.P.S. 
coordinances XXXX, XXXX, XXXX being 500 Acres on the continent of 
Antarctica in the Sovern Country of (whatever you want to call it). Upon 
the completion of this instrument the Grantee agrees to all codes of 
conduct hereby reffered to as THE ONE RULE SOVERN NATION OF (whatever 
you want to call it). Penalties for gross misconduct could be forefeture 
of all land rights up to deportation should the majority see it 
neccessary, basically anything could happen in such a situation if 
majority rules it and it's non-violent in nature. Prior to this document 
being set into law the Grantee acknowleges they have read, fully 
understand, and intend to abide by the THE ONE RULE SOVERN NATION." 

Then in a separate piece of paper you would put the "rules" in. While 
you would want to maintain one law, you would want small bi-laws like 
"by purchasing land you agree to non-voilently support and defent your 
land rights as well as the land rights of others whos deed originated 
from Donald, the only known rightful claimant in the new country". And 
other part of the small bi-laws would be a disclaimer advising Grantees 
that as of the time of the deed being made they understand that there is 
not currently a government or nation that currently recognizes our land 
rights or sovern nation of one law. Or you could screw around contacting 
hole in the wall 3rd world countries and try to get their endorcement so 
you could say that the only country that recognizes our legal rights is 
"XXXXX".  

Just some Ideas. Take it easy.


ŠME: Your last email got really me laughing again.  Who would 
think of deeds as a source of humor?  You seem like the perfect person 
to bring all those latent little antarctic utopias to fruition.  If the 
economic incentive isn't enough to get you to quit your job, just think 
of that sunny, ocean-front resort with your name on it! 


ME: Dear Elizabeth W. Murphey School, 

I saw your ad for tutors in the Dover Post.  I am a professional tutor 
with an office in Treadway Towers, a short walk across the field from 
your school.  My business is called Karate Brain Math Tutoring.  I use 
"math" in the business name mainly for the sake of simplicity; I am 
completely comfortable with word skills tutoring as well.  

My background includes having been a 99th percentile student myself 
throughout school; math and physics major in college; graduate school 
work in astronomy and physics; software engineer for General Electric 
Space Division for ten years; five years of volunteering and working in 
elementary schools in Prince George's County, Maryland; two years as a 
Kumon Math & Reading instructor here in Dover; and private tutoring at 
Treadway Towers for the last year.  

"Knowing my stuff" doesn't hurt, but my tutoring talents are even more a 
product of always having taken a close look at what is going on inside 
my brain, at the nuts and bolts level, when solving a problem; having a 
very clear vision of the straight and narrow path from counting through 
advanced math; recognizing when the trouble a student is having stems 
from weaknesses in more basic material; understanding that "teaching" is 
saying something in different ways until it clicks; and all the time 
keeping things as light and as fun as possible for the student.  

If you want to know more about me, I have dumped large portions of my 
brain on my web site.  Just search for "donald sauter" in Google.  

I have enclosed a flyer, a policy sheet, and a choice of plans of action 
that I give to the parents to consider.  

Thank you for considering how we might work together.  


THEE: I ran across your comments on Scrabble. I thought you might 
find the game below of interest.  

  http://www.wildwords.us 

My motive was to render the Official Scrabble Dictionary and its word 
lists largely useless.  

Hope you will take a look.  

Peter Roizen


ME: Hi Peter, 
Š
I enjoyed your site tremendously - congratulations on a great idea!  I 
read every review and every press release, and chuckled the whole time.  
I got my order in and look forward to my first games with my family.  
(Don't want to rock the boat with my Dover Scrabble Club, which is still 
aborning.) 

I can barely imagine what it took to get the game produced.  I produced 
a little question and answer game in card deck format called Beatle 
Significa.  I can't imagine anything simpler, but it was a *miserable* 
experience.  Never cracked the marketing nut, so when the web came along 
I threw it up there for free: 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/beatles-trivia.htm 

Regarding the generally accepted truism that tournament game competition 
has to be one-on-one, I'm sure that is not true at all.  See my page on 
what I call the "Average Place Statistic" for the obvious way to take 
partial wins into consideration.  

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/average-place-statistic.htm 

About one player throwing the game to another player, that could happen 
in one-on-one competition.  If we met in a Scrabble tournament, I could 
just sit there and let you play anything.  You would break all records 
with a 5700+ point game by playing all bingoes and setting yourself up 
for a triple-triple-triple bingo with all the goodies on the premium 
squares.  The mind scrabbles . . .  

Funny you should mention LOANERS.  I got burned playing that a few weeks 
ago.  Guess my American Heritage dictionary, 2nd edition, is just a 
little too conservative.  It's in the 4th edition, though, and I've just 
updated my club to that dictionary.  Have to banish lots of stupid new 
2- and 3-letter words, though.  

The another night I was so excited to get SPINDLES down.  Now you make 
it seem so *puny*  :-( 

I know my Scrabble page is long.  I hope, if anything, you had a chance 
to read my scathing review of Stefan Fatsis' book Word Freak.  Maybe 
between us we can make laughingstocks of tournament Scrabble players.  

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/scrabble.htm#fats 

Finally, I trust we can remain pals if I play WildWords with no 
bluffing?  :) 

[No response from Peter Roizen. :(  I mean, we're the two greatest 
forces on earth trying to get Scrabble back to a word game.]


ME: Dear LibertyLines, 

You solicited "topic suggestions".  Please, could you include a plain 
talk discussion of the effect one's credit rating has on auto insurance 
Šrates, and what credit and driving have to do with each other?  I don't 
have a credit rating by virtue of the fact that I never opted in to the 
credit card lifestyle.  I've never seen the point of spending so much 
time, bother, and money on keeping payments out of synch with purchases.  
Will I be priced out of auto insurance?  Am I grandfathered?  Might you 
implement an override of the credit bureaus and consider all the houses 
and cars one has bought, and a lifetime of on-time utility bill 
payments, and cleanliness of criminal record?  Thanks.  My office is too 
far to walk to.  


THEE:  RE: Land for Sale in Antarctica 

The more research I do on it, the more livable Antarctica really seems. 
The tempatures and seasons are almost identical to the extreeme Canadian 
north and extreeme Alaskan north where native tribes have lived for 
thousands of years. It also has an extreeme abundance of lucrative and 
life sustaining natural resouces. It has minerals like gold and silver. 
A person could have a green house to grow vegetables in the summer, and 
store them to eat throughout the winter. And meat eaters like myself 
would never go hungry because of the huge ubundance of fish, which could 
also be caught in large quantity then stored in an uninsulated outdoor 
shed for year round meals. I found the piece of Real Estate I want! It's 
called Fletcher Islands. It's the first chain of islands closest to the 
90 degree mark with an elevation of 300+ feet so even if 
the whole continent melted someday it will still be there 
(see attached picture). I also wondered, would there be property 
taxes? My first thought was no way because I hate paying them, but if 
lots of people paid small amounts on a yearly basis it could add up. And 
if the new Country had money behind it, you could use it to make a small 
shipping port, for community development, and for good lawyers to try to 
get the whole thing legitament rather than speculative. That being said 
I thought of a HUGE loophole.  If you charged zero income tax, you would 
have all kinds of rich people wanting to get on board especailly if you 
had your own banks someday! You could also open up sport fishing cabins 
to rent to tourists. I really believe that if a couple of people 
actually developed land even if they never stayed for more than a week 
out of the summer, you may be able to lobby with the United Nations for 
a real nationally recognized claim (with the help of some good lawyers).  
The UN just might do it to because they do recognize Antarctic claims 
and if you applied for it after people are already there you'ld have a 
better chance. The best way to sell the 'Deeds' would probably be on 
Ebay, but I would be hesitant to do that because I frequently sell Land 
I own on Ebay and wouldn't want to jeopordize my other auctions.  Take 
it easy, Nate 

HERE ARE SOME INTERESTING FACTS I FOUND OUT WHILE SURFING THE NET! BASED 
ON THE U.N. TREATY IF YOU SQUATTED AND BUILT ON THE LAND (AS AN 
INDIVIDUAL), NO MILITARY ACTIONS OR ANYTHING UNPEACEFUL IN NATURE COULD 
EVER BE BROUGHT AGAINST YOU! 


Economy Overview: No economic activity at present except for fishing off 
the coast and small-scale tourism, both based abroad.  

ŠTransportation

Ports: none; offshore anchorage. 

Airports: 42 landing facilities at different locations operated by 15 
national governments party to the Treaty; one additional air facility 
operated by commercial (nongovernmental) tourist organization; 
helicopter pads at 36 of these locations; runways at 14 locations are 
gravel, sea ice, glacier ice, or compacted snow surface suitable for 
wheeled fixed-wing aircraft; no paved runways; 15 locations have snow-
surface skiways limited to use by ski-equipped planes - 11 
runways/skiways 1 000 to 3 000 m, 5 runways/skiways less than 1 000 m, 8 
runways/skiways greater than 3 000 m, and 5 of unspecified or variable 
length; airports generally subject to severe restrictions and 
limitations resulting from extreme seasonal and geographic conditions; 
airports do not meet ICAO standards; advance approval from the 
respective governmental or non-governmental operating organization 
required for landing. 

Communications

Telephone system: NA 

Radio: broadcast stations: AM NA, FM NA, shortwave NA. 

Television: NA 

Defense Forces

Note: the Antarctic Treaty prohibits any measures of a military nature, 
such as the establishment of military bases and fortifications, the 
carrying out of military maneuvers, or the testing of any type of 
weapon; it permits the use of military personnel or equipment for 
scientific research or for any other peaceful purposes. 


THEE: Media mail must be s-l-o-w . . .  


ME: Nope, haven't received it yet.  

Oh yeah, had the third 500+ point Scrabble game of my life on Sunday 
night.  *Hard* to do with real words...  


THEE: I often stumble across your site and always enjoy reading 
your thoughts and articles.  Some people consider me an obsessive 
researcher and organizer - but I must admit you put me to shame.  Where 
do you find the time? 

I'm also an amateur guitarist, and I too have  fantasized about 
organizing and indexing the REX library.  Hard to believe you actually 
have done that!!   I'm also amazed at your piano and guitar page and the 
work you have done restoring some of them.  

ŠPS  I have lots of thoughts, comments and opinions on all of your 
thoughts, comments and opinions, but hardly enough time to even begin 
putting them into writing.  

I do agree with your bleak assessment of our corrupt legal system - 
undoubtedly the best money can buy ;-) 

Unfortunately simple majority brings to mind  Franklin's quote...  

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.  
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." 
Benjamin Franklin, 1759 


ME: When I asked the question about the "Legato Classic" opera 
cds, I sort of had in mind a lot of 4 or 5 for about what I won the 
previous lot for (about $20).  After I sent the question off, I did an 
ebay search and found the things priced up to $60 apiece in ebay stores.  
So you should take that into consideration, unless you know that nobody 
really pays that kind of money for them.  In any case, I'll just keep my 
eye out for "opera lots", and add "legato classics" to my saved 
searches.  

To partially answer your question, what interests me the most would be 
the "rarer" operas, such as the Francesca da Rimini you sold me, for 
which commercial recordings are hard to find.  


THEE: The legato classics were designed to give the feeling of being at 
the actual concert.  I'm not accusing anyone, but I wonder if some of 
these weren't acquired by an extra wearing sound equipment.  Opera fans 
normal?  My husband is both a baseball fan and an opera buff, and I can 
assure  you the opera fans seem normal by comparison...


ME: To be specific, the two Legato Classics in the batch I got 
from you were Francesca da Rimini and Andrea Chenier.  I'd really hate 
to try to name a price.  For one thing, it depends on the opera, for 
another, I'm sure you would do better by just letting auction forces 
take over.  And it's not like I need any more music right now - I've got 
enough to last a few lifetimes!  If and when you put them up, 
individually or in batches, I'll look them over.  In retrospect, I guess 
I just complicated things by sending you my note - sorry! 

>My husband is both a baseball fan and an opera buff, and I can assure  
you the opera fans seem normal by comparison 

Coincidentally, just tonight I reread a favorite baseball story - "The 
Hector Quesadilla Story" by T. Coraghessan Boyle.  What a nutty thing! 


THEE: 

>Nope, haven't received it yet.  

ŠFigures.  Media mail stinks.  

>I'll catch up shortly, although, unless I miss my guess, not too much 
that's earth-shattering has been happening lately.  Been enjoying life, 
though.  

Enjoying yourself is probably better than earth-shattering.  Keep it up.  


THEE:  subject  Salary raise problem 

I ran across your problems looking for brain teasers. I had trouble with 
this one 

One of the most prominent goofs is the "Which is more profitable?" 
problem. Your starting salary is $1500 and the question is, would you 
choose a $300 raise every year, or a $75 raise every 6 months? Marilyn 
vos Savant must keep this book on her reference shelf; she dished up the 
same wrong answer in her Parade column. For a fun discussion of vos 
Savant's blunder, by a real writer (not like me), click here.  

I did a spread sheet and got 
5062.5 for the $75 /6mo and 5400 for the 300 per year 

pd salary raise Salary Pay Cum  raise Salary Pay Cum 
1 1500  1500 750 750   1500 750 750 
2  75 1575 787.5 1537.5   1500 750 1500 
1  75 1650 825 2362.5  300 1800 900 2400 
2  75 1725 862.5 3225   1800 900 3300 
1  75 1800 900 4125  300 2100 1050 4350 
2  75 1875 937.5 5062.5   2100 1050 5400 

your answer was 

"The $75 raise every 6 months is a better choice. Over a 3-year period, 
for example, the total wages paid would be $5625 as compared with $5400 
for the other arrangement." 

Can you show me how you got 5625 or did you Freudean slip 50 625? 

My spreadsheet worked on this one or at least it agreed with charlie.  

>Some weeks back, Marilyn vos Savant (who along with the world's highest 
>IQ also has the world's most suspicious name) posed this question: Say 
>you're making $10,000 a year. Your boss offers you a choice between a 
>$1,000 raise once a year and a $300 raise every six months. Which do you 
>choose? 
>
>pd salary raise Salary Pay Cum  raise Salary Pay Cum 
>1 10000  10000 5000 5000   10000 5000 5000 
>2  300 10300 5150 10150   10000 5000 10000 
>1  300 10600 5300 15450  1000 11000 5500 15500 
>2  300 10900 5450 20900   11000 5500 21000 
>1  300 11200 5600 26500  1000 12000 6000 27000 
>2  300 11500 5750 32250   12000 6000 33000 
Š

ME: 

>Can you show me how you got 5625 or did you Freudean slip 50 625? 

Keep in mind $5625 was the *wrong* answer given in the puzzle book.  It 
would be arrived at by (wrongly) bumping up the pay for each half-year 
period, after the first, by $75.  

5625 = 3x1500 + 0 + 75 + 150 + 225 + 300 + 375 

It looks to me like you worked the problem out the *right* way, which is 
why you didn't get the *wrong* answer that the puzzle book got, which 
used the same *wrong* logic that vos Savant used.  Clear? 


ME: Thanks for pointing out the broken links and doing the 
legwork finding the correct ones.  I think they're fixed in my page now.   
It was a matter of changing "www" to "www2".  


THEE: I am listening to "L'Orfeo" now, not because it's more 
appropriate than Beatle outtakes, or something, but because it's risen 
to the top of the pile, of course.  


ME: I was digging through my files today for something and stumbled on 
the City Paper contest.  Besides the one about the circumstances 
surrounding "How Do You Do It", all my other extended answers sound like 
a complete jerk! 


ME: One of his friends is Guy, who's a comedy writer for 
Conan O'Brien.  So a big surprise, and a really nice one, was when I met 
up with Guy at the reception, and about the first thing he said was how 
nice my tribute page to my mom was.  He found it after getting to my 
site site for something else.  


ME: I'm really pleased that the Mother Goose posters were 
enjoyed.  You had mentioned the possibility of sending them around to 
other libraries.  No doubt, that might be more trouble than it's worth, 
but if you know another trustworthy librarian who'd like to display them 
for a while, go for it.  I'd love to keep them in circulation in 
perpetuity.  

Did I ever mention I got the Opie's "Oxford Nursery Rhyme Book" at one 
of the auctions here in Dover? 


ME: Can you handle a bit of scrabble talk?  Spreads things out a 
little, rather than lumping everything in one catch-up email, whenever I 
get around to that.  

ŠYou might know I wrote a little scrabble game analyzer program, more of 
a summarizer, actually.  I just made some enhancements so that, for 
every game, it tells which words have been played before in the club and 
which are 1st-timers.  I thought it would be interesting to see if, as 
the years go by, if it gets harder and harder to make 1st-timers, or if 
the pool of words with scrabble-potential is so large that games will 
have more or less the same number of 1st-timers indefinitely.  

Here are a couple of games from last week's session.  I'm guessing the 
boards will be uselessly distorted to you, courtesy of microsoft's 
always knowing what we want better than us ourselves.  If you can view 
it in fixed-width font without making a project of it, so much the 
better.  The second grid is the same game board as the first, but with 
the letters flipped across the diagonal so that down words read across 


  *    REVAMPED *    * V  HOOF   ERN
   S CZAR   A I       SARGE HEWER O     Total points: 762 
  VAT  V  V I T        T E COZ N  W 
   R   E FINNY        C  N     N  E     Scrab-o: SEEDIER ENNOBLE
   GENTs IS T         Z  T    WOULD 
  HE     GAP         RAVEs     B        Total tiles played:  106 
  O C      U         ER        L    
  OHO    CABS   B    V  FIG CuBE   A    Unplayed tiles: I O S G 
  FEZ    u  E  PA    A VISA A A    D
   W  W  BANE  IN    M  N PUB N F DO    Power tiles: 11  X X X Z Z _ _ S S S S 
   ENNOBLE  DAFT     PAINT  SEEDIER 
   R  U    FIX AX    E  Y      AX AH    Anomalies:  no J  no K  no Q  3X
  E   L     E        DIT       F  YO
  ROWED    DRAY              PITA  A    Percent expected vowels:  93%
  N      ADO HOAX    *      BAN X  X

Old-timers: VAT IS HE GAP ER OHO FIG FEZ PA IN PUB DO PAINT FIX AX AX AH 
YO DRAY ADO BAN 

1st-timers: REVAMPED HOOF ERN CZAR SARGE HEWER COZ FINNY GENTS WOULD 
RAVES CABS CUBE VISA BANE ENNOBLE DAFT SEEDIER DIT ROWED PITA HOAX 

It's particularly interesting (to me) to see which longer words have 
been played before, and which short words got played for the first time.  
I was pretty happy with ENNOBLE.  I was ready to play BONE (while saving 
good letters L E N), when I saw NOBLE (saving E N), and then I thought, 
hey, what's this?, I can stick the leftover EN in front!  They *laughed* 
when I played FINNY, but I didn't even break a sweat.  Vivian was 
uncertain about playing HEWER, but I assured her it would be good.  One 
of my favorite words, for some reason.  There was a line in The Lord Of 
The Rings angrily calling man "hewer of trees".  

And one more.  Really, I'm not trying to kill you.  But I can't deny 
being very proud of the beautiful scrabble boards we create in my club.  
I assure you, there's nothing like them anywhere else on earth. Pure 
poetry! 

  *      *   Y  S    *      *   SNOB
           ZEALOT           E I  I L    Total points: 670 
Š             ME O           V O  X U
         C   STOW          HEWN T  N    Scrab-o: ORATIONS
      Q CROCK T          QUA O HI IT
      U  A   MED            OOZED M     Total tiles played:  107 
     HA EVIL ER          C ER  WE B 
  *EVE ORATIOnS C    *  CRAVAT  D U*    Unplayed tiles: B M 
     WOO T  G   O        O IT    WEN
   ION Z   FRAMED     Z  C LI F  H O    Power tiles: 11  Q X Z Z _ _ S S S S S 
      HEW   E ERE     E  K  OGRE I G
  S  TIDED    END    YAMS MEn A  SAG    Anomalies:  no J  5M  no P
  NIX     WHISK       LETTERS MEEK I
  O   IMBUE  A        O O D   ERN  N    Percent expected vowels:  96%
  BLUNT  *NOGGINs    STOW   CODED  s


Old-timers: ME QUA HI IT HA ER WE WOO IT WEN ION LI END YAMS MEN NIX 
BLUNT 

1st-timers: SNOB ZEALOT STOW HEWN CROCK MED OOZED EVIL EVE ORATIONS 
CRAVAT FRAMED HEW ERE OGRE TIDED SAG WHISK LETTERS MEEK IMBUE NOGGINS 
STOW CODED 

I got really lucky on my first play with ORATIONS.  It had to fit in 
with the E I and L of EVIL.  


THEE: The "Miracles" poem from Leaves of Grass is outstanding, 
but few people see the world that way.  Too bad. I found myself 
marveling at all sorts of things the last three days.  


ME: to Dover Post editor

Here's a letter to the editor for your consideration for publication.  
It's completely normal.  

Dear Dover Post, 

Last week the United Nations issued a report prepared by 388 experts and 
scientists.  It presents evidence, if any is needed beyond opening your 
eyes and looking around you, that we humans are living far beyond our 
means and damaging the environment at a far greater rate than it can 
repair itself.  The UN report speaks of nearing "points of no return." 

If there is any reasonable hope for the future of the earth and mankind, 
perhaps Kent County, Delaware, could make its mark by becoming the first 
political district in the United States, on planet Earth, to come to its 
senses and say, "That's it.  Enough is enough.  No more new development.  
Ever." 


ME: I just want to make sure we're on the same wavelength as far 
as unarchy and Antarctica are concerned.  I'm dead serious about unarchy 
and am completely inflexible.  Unarchy means NO government except for a 
common sense and conscience-based system of justice.  Better yet, even, 
Šthat would be handled privately, so there'd be NO government whatsoever.  
So there couldn't be property taxes, for example (except in the far-
fetched case that the people themselves believe that everyone must 
contribute annually to the justice system, and his contribution be 
proportional to what he owns.  I'm pretty sure that any common sense-
based justice system, if it costs anything at all, would be funded by 
"loser pays.")  Under unarchy, you could build a harbor - if the 
majority doesn't object.  You could start up a military - if the 
majority doesn't object.  Etc., etc.  But you have to get private, not 
coerced, funding.  

What I envisioned when I half-joked about selling one degree pie slices 
was that the buyer was getting his own, new nation, operating under 
unarchy.  I think you think people will be buying property within "my" 
country, which is not what I have in mind.  My vision is any number of 
completely independent little unarchies.  Most of them might be family-
sized, but somebody might get together a larger colony of unarchists.  

What I want in the sales contract is a clause to the effect that if the 
government deviates from unarchy, the sale is voided and the country is 
vacated and ownership reverts to me.  In practice, I can't say I know 
how to make that happen, but it really doesn't bother me.  If you say, 
what's to stop somebody buying his country in Antarctica and then using 
force to take over all the peaceful little neighboring unarchies?, I 
say, what's to stop that from happening to hundreds of defenseless 
little countries all over the world, now, every day? 

Any of that make sense? 

I hope you get your Fletcher Islands! 


THEE: "There is a really good reason why, across the world, literacy 
training is not begun until 5 to 7," Wolf says. "Some countries, such as 
Austria, don't want children taught reading until 7." For what it's 
worth, that's the same Austria with a per-capita Nobel-laureate rate 
many times higher than that of Japan, the land that spawned Junior 
Kumon.  


THEE:  Re: poetry 102 

Who were the old women with walkers watching the frisbie game and the 
double-decker bus?  Don't ask for a literary analysis.  

The scrabble board must be pretty scrambled.  I can make out some words 
but others are single letters.  This is a time when pdf would work.  
Your computer analysis should be interesting! 

A few days before going, I noticed that our Thursday night reception was 
to be held at the "Harlin Museum."  The name rang a bell.  I would be 
talking about Mayor Harlin of West Plains.  A quick Internet search 
found the "Harlin House Museum" in West Plains, and, sure enough, it was 
the home of James P. Harlin--actually, home with modern museum built on 
so that one can walk between the two by passing through a very short 
Šhallway.  I quickly emailed my contact person to ask if the museum might 
be able to provide a photo of Mayor Harlin.  She borrowed one from the 
museum, took it back to campus, removed it from the frame, scanned it, 
and sent it to me in jpg format.  I received in Wednesday.  Friday it 
was part of my presentation.   
 
The museum had an incredible exhibit of several dozen huge charcoal 
drawings done in the 1930s and 40s by L. L. Broadfoot.  Words can't do 
them justice.  Each was a picture of an Ozarks resident, most performing 
some typical sort of task such as chopping wood, hunting, quilting. 
making soap, etc.  A few were more focused on an activity than on an 
individual person.  One terrific example was a night time possum hunt 
with several people in the forest with lanterns.   Several scrawny houn' 
dogs graced the drawings.  Each of Broadfoot's pictures had a story 
beside it, telling about the person or the activity.  These would have 
been worth the trip, but they were all the more fun because of the kids' 
charcoal  drawings stuck up on the wall beside many of the framed 
pictures.  These had been done earlier the same day and the previous 
day.  

Here's a website with a small sample. Be sure to click on the links to 
find photos of the kids' event and sample drawings.   The kids were 
asked to pick a portion of a picture but a few tackled the full picture.  
The Broadfoot drawings you'll see are only tiny portions of the full 
picture.  Faces all had bodies and most had other surroundings for their 
activities.  

http://www.watersheds.org/history/historyworks/index.htm 

One of the things I love about Missouri is the sense of history that 
many of these people have, perhaps stronger in the Ozarks than in other 
parts of the state.  Of course, the symposium draws those with that 
sense, but the attendees came from all walks of life and clearly live 
and breathe their history.  They take tremendous pride in it while still 
being able to laugh about some of its oddities.  You would have loved 
the variety of speech patterns--everything from highly educated with 
only minor traces of Ozark accent on a few words to voices that you 
would have sworn were coming from hillbillies with corncob pipes and a 
pack of coon dawgs.  

Wish I'd had time to hike along White River and Eleven Points.  Another 
time.  

Oh, I did have one surprise.  I'd wrongly assumed that Mountain Grove 
would be larger than West Plains.  West Plains today has a population of 
a little over 10,000 while Mountain Grove is under 5,000.  Not sure how 
they compared in fall 1911.  Guess I should find out. West Plains is 
restoring its downtown to its historic appearance by removing all 
"modern" store fronts tacked on over the years.  The town has some 
marvelous old structures, such as the restored Grand Opera House 
constructed in the 1880s and restored inside and out.  It's again used 
as a theatre.  

Folks tell me that they have a big old-time music festival the third 
week of June every year.
Š
P.S.  I'm starting to worry about the fate of that media mail package . 
. .  but I've seen a couple of 'em take up to three weeks.  I'm not 
going to be happy if it doesn't reach you because it contains goodies I 
can't replace.  


THEE: BTW, forgot to mention to you that I'm going next month to see a 
Baltimore Symphony Orchestra/Beatlemania combined performance. It comes 
highly recommended to me from a performance last year that some friends 
saw. I'm looking forward to it........................  

ME: You've made it clearer what it's all about.  I had just 
figured she was talking about a concert of Beatle songs played by the 
BSO.  I have them doing Twist & Shout on a record, by the way.  

I'd say you got out of Mary's page just what I intended, or hoped for.  
Obviously, it would be absurd for me to write a bio, or any sort of 
tribute.  All I'm saying is, here are two little souvenirs from my own 
archives - add 'em to the big portrait!  Even if I don't fully 
understand the poem, it's got some kickin' lines and some great images.  
Which about describes a Dylan song.  


ME: a candle burns dogwalkers 

>Regarding the dogwalking, I can recommend the person that does 
petsitting/dogwalking for my sister. Her name is Donna and both she and 
her husband run "Peace of Mind Petsitters" and my sister recommends her 
highly as very competent and nice. (My sister has a dog, birds and 
turtles but has had numerous pets that Donna has cared for at times) 


THEE: subject  19th. c. style guitars, gut strings.  

Don't know if you'll remember me, it's been a long time, but we 
exchanged conversations about pre-Segovia American guitar music a couple 
of years ago.  I'm writing because I'm looking at a guitar on ebay and 
wonder if you've seen them, and about how gut strings do on these 
guitars.  If you're willing to take a minute to look, it's at...

I assume, because of the price, that they're made in China, but I've 
seen some fairly good quality instruments coming out of China lately.  
Since it has bridge pins and steel tuners, they have steel strings on 
it, but it looks like all the illustrations and photos in the old 
tutors, so I assume that they at least started with gut strings.  Also, 
I know that whether it's like the old guitars on the inside is another 
matter! Anyway, any advice or opinions would be most welcome, thanks in 
advance for any time you take.  


ME: That's pretty neat that someone's making facsimiles of old 
guitars.  I've always wondered myself about the effect of swapping gut 
or nylon for steel, or vice versa.  So your guess is as good as mine!  I 
agree with you that they seem to be steel-string guitars, but even so, 
some of the features may be the same as on old gut-string guitars.  In 
Šthe 1894 Sears catalog, all the guitars were gut-string, but among the 
guitar accessories, they sold guitar bridge pins.  Does that mean some 
guitars came with bridge pins?  The pictures of the guitars don't seem 
to show bridge pins, but the microfilm copy pictures are poor enough to 
not be sure.  The 1894 catalog sold tail pieces and a note made it clear 
that it was essential to attach a tail piece if you were going to use 
steel strings.  That would seem to imply the bridge pins were for gut 
strings.  The guitar descriptions mention all the parts of the guitar 
except for the bridge, funnily enough.  It's also not obvious to me from 
the catalog pictures and text whether the guitar patent heads had steel 
rollers or something else.  None of the Sears guitars had that pot-
bellied shaped bridge or angled saddle, though.  

Sorry to be so wishy-washy.  Good luck! 


THEE:  Re: 19th. c. style guitars, gut strings.  

Thanks for the reply, and good to hear from you again, too.  It would be 
nice to catch up on DC guitar society, LoC, what you're playing now, 
etc.  I'm doing a lot of shamisen (a mid-life crisis following of a long 
interest, even though the price of Japanese instruments violates my 
principles), playing in a guitar trio (yes, we do a few American 
pieces),and we've got a little nascent guitar society here in the 
Pioneer Valley.  It's nice, but the trouble is that all these guitar 
players keep showing up! 

But, to the Republic (the guitar brand, not the regime):  Yeah, I think 
I'm going to go for it, though I do hate to buy unseen.  I know the 
pictures in the Sears catalog aren't detailed enough to show the bridge 
details, but the drawings in early tutors show bridges with pins, and 
I'm talking like Kelley in 1855, and I don't think anyone's questioning 
whether they were using gut strings!  I've seen a guitar about that 
vintage with pins, too.  I know my 1921 edition of Winner doesn't say 
anything about it, but it's just a posthumous reprint of the 1891.  And 
the photo of Wm. Foden (obviously a publicity shot, and could be as late 
as the 20's) that Doug Back used in "Pioneers of the American guitar" 
shows him with a very similar guitar, including the angled saddle, 
(though I suspect these guys are just using a manufactured standard 
bridge).  Of course, he may have been using steel strings by then.  Too 
bad all these guys died just before it occurred to anyone to talk to 
them! 

It is nice that people are making replica vintage guitars, and at an 
affordable price, too, though I wonder where they're made.  The seller 
says he's in Texas and has them "made to (my) specs", but doesn't say 
where or by whom the work is actually done.  He seems basically into old 
blues, and has a lot of decent looking resonator replicas besides the 
parlor guitars.  So anyway, I think I'll try it and see.  At the worst, 
I can resell it, or brush up on "Terraplane Blues".   I'll let you know.  

Be well, and keep playing! 


ME: it's all your fault 
Š
See, you didn't specify whether you wanted Sea, Air, or Surface Mail - 
so the post office sent it, apparently, by Coal Mine post!  [envelope 
was all smudged blck.]

Thanks for a great care package!  Everything's a highlight.  The Mother 
Goose rhymes are a hoot.  Do you remember that I sent you a link to some 
wacky little tales by the same writer, Carolyn Wells, that I thought 
were so neat?  The stories were constructed to support conflicting, 
familiar sayings.  I think you sent me your original.  Do you remember 
if all of the rhymes were familiar to you?  The rarer ones would have 
been, "There was a man in our town" or, "There was a man of Thessaly"; 
"Where are you going, my pretty maid?"; and "I had a little pony".  

I boned up on "The Charge of the Light Brigade" - and the Crimean War - 
for the Lenten Ditty.  Don't know if I ever properly read The Light 
Brigade before.  So that's where "reason why/do or die" comes from(!) I 
don't know if I would have been so obedient without a steak to fry.  

Very interesting essay on boxing, and the way the writer wrapped it 
around Dylan's song.  The questions at the end strike terror in my heart 
though.  Funny thing is, I sort of think I understand what the writer is 
saying as I'm reading it, but the study questions dispel that notion 
fast enough.  Don't think I'll go back to school any time soon.  

And, of course, the Shrine to Music Museum book is outa-sight.  What a 
beautiful job, and what cool instruments.  Most intriguing to me on the 
first pass were the guitar-shaped violins of the 19th C.  Never heard of 
that before.  A couple days ago I got an email from a guitarist I had 
supplied with some music some years ago.  He mentioned that he also 
"doing" a lot of shamisen now.  The name wasn't familiar, but when I saw 
the pictures on wikipedia, it looks very familiar.  Was hoping to find 
one in the museum book, but didn't.  Just opened your package an hour 
ago, so I have a lot more reading to do.  

Scrabble story for this email: I had a rack of great tiles, except there 
was an F and a W, which aren't the most complementary letters.  I also 
had two blanks, so I gave it everything I had.  You know I stepped up to 
the 2007 American Heritage.  I seemed to remember it bragging about all 
the computer words it's added.  What I saw was FREEWARE, which I felt 
pretty confident of.  Vivian said no way, having never even heard of it, 
but the dictionary backed me up.  But what makes it funnier is the way 
the word looked on the board.  I had to wrap it around a blank that 
Vivian used as the R in ARIA, so it went down as FREEW---.  You'll never 
see that on a scrabble champ's board! 

Met up with Mizan and a couple of her friends for trick-or-treating 
tonight.  I pulled out my trusty, old, blind-in-one-eye cyclops in a 
tuxedo costume.  Actually, you don't see many of those anymore.  I did 
get a tin cupful of candy - all from benevolent trick-or-treatin' kids 
themselves.  

Donald 

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THEE:  Re: it's all your fault 

And it was whole?  Amazing.  More later . . .  


ME: Perfect condition and everything there - except for all the gold 
dust that must've shook out the one slightly torn corner.  


THEE:  Re: it's all your fault 

Darn, I was worried about the gold dust! 


ME: Here's a recent ebay win for me that's pretty exciting.  

I had a search going on the Judge Fisher book for a long while.  This 
was the first one to come up.  I'm a-thinkin' that's a darn good price.  
If it arrives tomorrow, I can take it to the Second Annual Delaware Book 
festival on Saturday where, among lots of authors and family activities, 
they offer appraisals on books.  That was one of the most popular 
attractions last year, it says.  


ME: I took a look at direct banking.  If it's fun for you, take a 
look at Capital One's page.  Can you think of any reason not to go for 
it?  What I think I understand is that I can "link" the Capital One 
money market account to my Citizens Bank checking *and* money market 
account.  Then I would just drain the Citizens Bank money market.  

Potential scam is that the 4.75% is for $100, and the rates go down for 
higher balances.  

What are "withdrawal limits"? 


ME: Did you go out trick-or-treating? (I can guess the answer - 
grown-ups don't do anything fun!) I went around with a little friend of 
mine in that blind-in-one- eye cyclops in a tuxedo shirt costume I 
believe I modeled it at the house once when you were in town.  Remember 
that?  First time I actually used that costume.  People got a big kick 
out of it.  Other trick-or-treatin' kids filled up my tin can with 
candy.  

Just had a letter printed in the local paper yesterday.  [See above.]

Think it will do the trick? 


ME: first class 

Meant to comment on your 37-cent stamp.  Were you hoarding them??? 
Š

ME: book festival report 

Had a great time at the Delaware Book Festival today, and feel moved to 
unload a partial account on somebody (not just anybody).  

The first event for me was the Define-athon, sponsored by American 
Heritage.  I would have never gotten up courage to join in, except 
Vivian in the Scrabble club had some notion it was *me*, all my stage 
fright prostestations notwithstanding.  So I figured I could never face 
Vivian again if I wimped out.  I was the first one there and the host 
assured me it was all friendly and non-threatening.  

His name was Steve and it turns out he's on the American Heritage 
dictionary's panel, which for me is like a baseball fan meeting a Hall-
of-Fame baseballer.  The subject of Scrabble came up and Steve asked if 
I had read Word Freak.  I told him, yeah, the most despised book I ever 
read.  

Steve mentioned that he was the one to get JO in the Am. Her. 4th, and 
it was for the benefit of Scrabble scoring!  But he wouldn't sign off on 
my theory that the Official Scrabble Dictionary has been at the root of 
escalating ridiculousness in formerly prim and proper dictionaries.  I 
sure hope he'll spend a little time with my Scrabble page.  I'd also 
like to invite him to my 1000 words page.  Didn't have a chance to ask 
him what the heck's going on with that definition of coward.  

Anyhow, there were 7 contestants.  The format of the Define-athon wasn't 
as scary as the name.  Not only did you not have to define words, you 
didn't have to choose the right definition from a list.  It was the 
other way around; they gave a definition and you chose the correct word 
that fit.  There were three levels of difficulty, and after we all 
passed the first and easiest we went on to the next level.  That's where 
people started dropping out - one strike and you were gone.  

When it was down to the last two, me and Lisa, the format was best of 
five.  Lisa slipped up on her 3rd word, quisling, so, at the end of 4 
words apiece, it was me-4 to Lisa-3.  Steve told Lisa she had to get her 
last one to hope for a tie, and she got it.  Wish I could remember all 
the words that were asked.  So then I needed to get mine right for the 
win.  I didn't.  I don't remember what word that was, but after the 4-4 
tie it just went back and forth until somebody won.  

The words were getting pretty unfamiliar, so we both had a string of 
missed ones.  In no particular order, I remember some that I missed.  
The plate of armor that protects the thigh = cuisse.  Something about 
the sharp point on some leaves, and I guessed (wrongly) bract.  
Something about the action of leaves that curl or point themselves to 
the night sky, and I guessed (wrongly) lunation.  

You can see I was falling into all their traps.  But the psychology 
involved is, "I'm pretty sure they put that choice in just to fake me 
out, but if I reject it and it turns out to be right, I'll *really* kick 
myself!".  I think maybe my last word was alpenstock, which was right, 
but by that time I was scared to death to give what sounded like the 
right answer!  So that gave me the victory.  

As I sit here, the only other word that comes to mind was for the 
definition, "disgusting; loathsome".  That was the only one for which a 
particular word jumped right to mind.  Choices A, B, and C, were wrong, 
and I was greatly relieved to hear ugsome as the fourth choice.  I 
immediately said, "Ugsome."  

I knew one of the prizes, at least, was an American Heritage dictionary, 
4th edition, which wouldn't hurt, but I wasn't too sure I needed.  We 
leave Vivian's copy at the office for Scrabble, and I'm not sure how I'd 
switch over from the 2nd to the 4th at home, what with over twenty years 
of highlights in the 2nd.  I mean, I had planned to die with that one.  
But Steve gave me a choice, the conventional 4th edition, such as Vivian 
bought, or a much heftier, deluxe edition.  If you buy the conventional 
edition, you get a code number to download a digital version, called the 
eReference Suite.  Steve said the bigger book had everything the 
conventional one has, plus the downloaded material.  I'm not so sure 
that's true, but the big one is a gorgeous production, "richly 
illustrated in full color", and I'm thrilled to pieces.  I'm guessing 
something like this would have to cost at least $80, maybe a lot more.  
It needs its own stand in some convenient place in the house.  No doubt 
I'll think of some way to switch over.  I saw a storyteller tell four 
dragon stories.  The "whimsical performance" of Alice's Adventures in 
Wonderland was mainly an enactment of the Jabberwocky.  That was neat; 
now it will make sense to any of the kids when they first read it.  

I couldn't miss Mother Goose, and she was impressed that I knew the 2nd 
verse of Jack and Jill, the "vinegar and brown paper" verse.  I talked 
with her afterwards and it turns out her British accent was authentic; 
in fact, she grew up in the same neighborhood as A. A. Milne, right near 
the Hundred Acre Woods, really called Ashton- or Ashburton-something 
Woods.  A little coincidence there is that just yesterday at Spence's 
Bazaar I bought a really nice "Complete Tales and Poems of Winnie the 
Pooh".  It was a 75th anniversry edition with all the original artwork.  
The reason for the purchase is that I always have to stop and reread 
Disobedience whenever I come across it, and after reading a few other 
poems I said, hey, this guy is pretty good.  If he brings the same thing 
to the Pooh stories, I surely need to finally read them after all these 
years.  

I made a swatch of paper at the museum of small town life.  I'm sure 
Mizan would have liked that, but she had too much going with her 
birthday.  Krystal rented a room at the Red Roof Inn here in Dover for 
Mizan and some friends.  I tried to get invited for some pizza and cake 
and some games, but I guess they had enough to do without me, waah.  

I brought a bunch of books to the festival for appraisal.  See below.  
While I was lugging them around, I bumped into Nate, the interpreter who 
knows me well by now.  He was knocked out by all the things I had to 
show him.  He would know Christopher Ward's works on Delaware very well, 
but he was floored by that "Funny Fiction" book I told you about once - 
and you had me quickly retrieve from the trash can.  Nate was almost 
unbelieving that it could be the same Christopher Ward, but I assured 
him it was.  He also got a big kick out of the signed books I brought, 
such as the Norman Rockwell.  Of course he was amazed that I find these 
things, including the 1821 "History of New York" for little or nothing 
at Spence's.  

Oh yeah, another Define-athon word comes to mind.  The definition was 
"the west wind".  The choices I remember were chinook and zephyr.  
Actually, I had eliminated zephyr and was torn between chinook and 
another word which I forget.  I guessed chinook because I associate it 
with the west, although not necessarily a westerly wind, but . . . who 
knows?  Turned out the answer was zephyr.  :(  I thought that was just a 
light, possibly aromatic breeze.  So it may have been Chistopher Ward 
who gave me that impression!  Remember that passage from "The Enchanted 
Hell"? - "A zephyr light as an angel's breath swept by, bearing on its 
perfumed wings the odor of the desert and a bullet that hit Lee Birdie 
just above his left eyebrow..." 

The appraiser was the wettest wet blanket you ever met, so much so that 
I chuckle thinking back on it.  His response to most everything on my 
list was, "Who cares?"  All my Delaware history books; an 1821 
Washington Irving; Christopher Ward, maybe Delaware's most important 
writer; a pre-election campaign Hillary bio; a Norman Rockwell autograph 
- "Who cares?!"  

When I said Ward was Delaware's greatest writer (don't know 
if that's true), he said, "That's like talking about Montana's 
greatest astronaut!"  I said, "That would be a big deal if we were in 
Montana!"  He said, "Well, we're not!", or something.  You get the idea.  

I threw the Hillary book in as a joke, more or less.  He said, "There 
have been 6 books written in the last half year!"  I said, "This one was 
written before all the hoopla!"  

Anyhow, get this guy to appraise your book collection, and 
you'll never worry about it again.  In fact, you're bound to be 
greatly relieved when it gets stolen or destroyed in a flood or fire or 
tornado, etc.  

He did take an interest in the limited edition, signed, 
Beatle-related books.  The one thing of interest I did take away relates 
to my John Lennon book signed by Yoko.  It was a limited edition of 500, 
but they goofed up and didn't fill my order, which was certainly among 
the first placed.  When I saw the book in stores, and I hadn't gotten my 
limited edition copy, I gave them a piece of my mind.  They very 
graciously sent me a limited edition copy, but with a letter, "E", 
instead of a number.  I always figured that made it a little inferior to 
the numbered copies.  The appraiser said that lettered copies of limited 
editions are rarer and more desirable.  

Still, he didn't place any great value on the Beatle books, 
"a few hundred dollars".  I know that the Derek Taylor book was 
trading for a thousand dollars immediately after the limited 
edition run of 2000 copies was sold out.  He might be right though;
not that it matters since I'm not looking to sell, anyway.  The books 
will last me a lifetime.  If I convert them into money, that'll go 
up in a few tanks of gas.  


           Delaware Book Festival - books for appraisal 

  Recollections of Dover in 1824 
    by Judge George Purnell Fisher 
    Papers of the Historical Society of Delaware, 1912 

  A History of New York, From the Beginning of the World to the End of the 
  Dutch Dynasty 
    by Diedrich Knickerbocker [Washington Irving] 
    London, 1821 
    Very poor binding.  

  The Dutch And Swedes On The Delaware, 1609-64 
    by Christopher Ward 
    Philadelphia, 1930 

  Foolish Fiction 
    by Christopher Ward 
    New York, 1925 

  Hillary, Her True Story 
    by Norman King 
    Birch Lane Press, 1993 

  The Norman Rockwell Storybook 
    Told by Jan Wahl 
    New York, 1969, third printing 
    Signed by Norman Rockwell 

  Skywriting By Word Of Mouth 
    by John Lennon 
    New York, 1986.  
    Limited edition in slipcase, No. E(?) out of 500.  
    Signed by Yoko Ono.  

  Fifty Years Adrift 
    by Derek Taylor 
    edited by George Harrison 
    Genesis Publications, Surrey, England, 1984 
    Limited edition in slipcase, No. 1962 of 2000.  
    Signed by George Harrison, Derek Taylor, Pete Best.  


ME: internet banking

How does one deposit cash or a check? 


THEE: Can you help me find the correct ruling on the below item? 
Is it fair or foul? 

If a ball is batted on the ground and it starts out in fair territory 
but before reaching the infielder goes into foul territory. The fielder 
catches or touches the ball while he is in fair territory but the ball 
is in foul territory. All this happens before the ball reaches third 
base or first.  


ME: Don't quote me, but my belief is that that's a foul ball.  
That's the basis for my suggested rule change about balls that fly past 
3rd or 1st fair, but come down in foul territory.  According to the rule 
book I read decades ago, that's a fair ball.  That leads me to believe 
that, in baseball, it's all about where the ball is - over fair or foul 
territory - and nothing about bodies that contact it.  But maybe there's 
a separate rule for the infield.  And maybe the rules have been reworked 
over the years.  


THEE:  Re: book festival report 

Wow, Donald!  Sounds like you had great fun at the Delaware Book 
Festival, and it sounds like more fun than the big DC festival, which 
seems to focus more on formal speakers . . . and MAJOR crowds.  Stella 
has gone a couple of times, including this year, and enjoys it overall, 
but this year she said it was horrendously hot and impossible to get 
seats for some speakers.  She didn't stay as long as last time and, 
overall, seemed to enjoy this years Folk Festival more.  

That Define-athon victory and prize were terrific.  I'd have gotten 
caught in the same traps, I'm sure.  When you don't know an answer, what 
can you do except pick whatever sounds most logical . . .  only to have 
them trap you with a choice such as "lunation."  And who could forget 
that "zephyr light as angels breath" that carried the "bullet that hit 
Lee Birdie just above his left eyebrow."  (What kind of mind would think 
of that line?) Sounds like you made the right choice on that Deluxe 
Edition.  In the garage, I might even have a stand that would work... 

How many babies have a cradle built by their great-great grandfather? In 
our attic, we have one that Jessica and Carrie used that my grandfather 
built.  OK, so he didn't build it for my mom or her brother or for my 
brother or me, but he built it.  Actually, he built if for my mom's 
brother's step-son's first child.  After Jessica was born, Cousin Jake 
returned it to Mom to give to me.  His kids had used it as a toybox but 
were, by then, to old to need it as such.  I was thrilled that he passed 
it to us rather than saving it for his grandkids.  

Sounds like you had fun with the Jabberwocky, Mother Goose, and all 
other Book Festival events, including that laughable appraiser.  Would 
he say that a Gutenberg Bible isn't worth anything because we're not in 
Mainz, Germany, or that nobody would care about an original Middle 
English Canterbury Tales because the words are spelled funny and we're 
not British?  I don't care what an idiot like that would say about my 
1892 anthology titled The School Master in Literature which came 
complete with crumbling bookmark inside containing the program of "The 
Teacher's Institute to be held in Bosworth Saturday Oct.  5th, 1895," 
which includes an 11:00 a.m. talk on "How Rousseau's 'Emile' Was 
Educated" by L. G. Venard and mentions at the bottom that "The Teachers' 
Reading Circle will make a careful study of the "Schoolmaster in 
Literature" to page 73.  (Get's 'em through the first 4 of 21 sections, 
which overall include greats (Moliere, Rousseau, Goethe, Bronte, 
Thackeray, Dickens, Eliot, Irving).  

You're sure right about the value of such books, though.  They're worth 
to us what they are worth to us.  Who cares about the outside value when 
the books weren't bought as an investment in the first place.  What 
matters is the enjoyment in them, not what someone else might or might 
not pay for them.  Speaking of gas, it went up 10 cents per day here for 
the past two days.  I havent' been out of the house and yard today, so 
hopefully it hasn't jumped another 10.  The next time I want to leave, 
I'll be filling my tank.  


ME: english going to pot 

I should mention there were about 30 authors at the book festival to 
listen to, but I missed them all.  

Just finished up "Baseball's Best Short Stories" tonight.  There were 
some sidesplitters in there.  In fact, I wouldn't trade places for 
nothin' with the guy I found on librarything.com reading "Mah Jong's 
Most Thrilling Trilogies".  The one I finished up on, "Casey At The Bat" 
by Frank Deford, brought "Ragtime" to mind.  It brought in various real-
life personages of the 1888 time frame.  I had a hard time telling where 
truth and fiction stopped and started.  Good job; it tells "the rest of 
the story" behind Thayer's poem.  Too many other neat stories to 
discuss.  I'll just say that I was mightily impressed by some of the 
authors' ability to come up with "something else" in the do or die scene 
where you figure there's only two choices:  "...and he walloped it a 
mile, hooray!" or "...and he swang and missed, boohoo."  The most 
amazing example (sez me), if you ever come across it, is "The Hector 
Quesadilla Story".  With a title like that, you probably don't need an 
author.  If my doppelga"nger would stop slacking off, I could have 
skipped about a third of the stories, but that's still a good succes 
rate.  Somewhat better than math stories.  

Does this line from the Acknowledgments bring a smile?  "The publishing 
staff deserves credit, particularly Brian Feltes, whose editorial 
knowhow was indespensible..." 

Here's a line that brought me to mind: "Maybe there's nothing in the 
rules says you can't pitch a monkey but you can't tell me it's according 
to the spirit of the game." 

There was a passage in a Zane Grey story that predates that "Not!" 
business of the 1980s.  "You pitched a swell game last Saturday in 
Rochester, didn't you?  Not!" 

Damon Runyon used one of those what I would call a pluralized gerund: 
"...but Hattie is so happy about the baby that she does not mind these 
pastings."  Also found one in A. A. Milne: "It wasn't that he didn't 
care/For blips and buffetings and such..."  They sound pretty natural to 
me, not "for the nonce" usages, as Steve described them before the 
Define-athon.  I didn't come off well because I couldn't whip up a good-
sounding sentence with "rainings" on the spot.  

Hey, I thought of one more word at the contest.  It was my very first 
one: "a unit of length equal to 100 meters."  I was thinking, holy 
smokes, that's an odd one, but cleared my head to listen for the hekta- 
prefix - and it wasn't one of the choices!  I thought I was doomed on 
the first word!  But Steve said, "Oops, I misread that.  The answer is 
'none of the above' (chuckle)."  Then he reread it, "... *1000* meters."  
Whew, that was better.  One of the choices was "kil-om'-e-ter".  I said, 
kil'-o-meter, but he gave it to me.  Hmmm, I just checked it in the 
dictionary, and it doesn't give my pronunciation at all(!)  I will 
defend it to the death, though.  

Neat story about your cradle.  Brings to mind a story about my 
grandfather on my mom's side, even though the stories are hardly 
connected by a cobweb.  After my grandparents had both died, there was a 
longstanding mystery as to what happened to one of the four legs on a 
dresser stored in the garage.  You can appreciate that ancestors of mine 
are not the sort of people to lose or wreck anything.  One day one of 
the relatives took closer notice of a carved, black, wooden bird hanging 
from the rafters that my grandfather had made to scare away birds from 
some crop or another.  And the light bulb went off . . .  

The honeymoon with the deluxe American Heritage 4th Edition is already 
over.  You might think I'm exaggerating, but the new dictionary mindset 
is that *nothing* is wrong.  Anything anybody ever utters in any area of 
the country or in any social strata gets a great big seal of approval 
with a smiley face on top.  "What up?"  "Wha's up?"  "I's me." . . .  If 
you or I goof around like that, I think we know we're being dopey.  Like 
when my brother and I used to say, "Pass the butt" at the dinner table.  
Oh, but we were hilarious.  But for major dictionaries to take it all 
down with a straight face makes me want to go out and knock heads.  Get 
a load of this, not only do they give "career" (move at full speed) as a 
definition for "careen" (lean, tilt) now, but the usage note explains 
that the confusion is so well established that "it would be pedantic to 
object to it"(!!!)  What are dictionaries for if not to get us to use 
words correctly???  It isn't like we're exactly unteachable.  Think of 
all the years we were saying 17-year "locusts" when we finally got it 
right last time around - "cicadas".  

I feel like I have more than a passing awareness of thousands of people 
in history and entertainment and sports and the various arts, but my hit 
rate on the few hundred people they chose to supply photos for seems 
like about 50%.  Who are these 1993 Pulitzer Prize winners, etc., etc.? 
It's a brave new world for dictionary makers.  Goodbye language 
custodianship; hello social engineering.  

Here's a really weird one, but completely unrelated to my raging above.  
Almost insignificant, but weird.  You might know why I chose the 
American Heritage dictionary in the first place, back in the 1980s.  I 
think I mention it in passing on some page.  My friend A~~ had one, 
which I now know to be the first edition.  It looked good - plus it had 
a nice picture of the Beatles beside their entry.  Pretty cool (even if 
I don't really think pop artists need to be in dictionaries.)  So I 
bought an AH, the second edition, and guess what? - no Beatle picture!  
Kind of a surprise, and kind of curious, but, in the scheme of things, 
so what?  But guess what again?  This deluxe 4th edition doesn't even 
have an *entry* for the Beatles!  Popsters like Chuck Berry, Jerry 
Garcia, Bob Marley . . . get entries *and* nice pictures!  Now, what I 
don't know is staggering, but one thing I do know is that, even if I 
manage to never hear another note of Beatle music as long as I live, 
even if somebody manages to prove conclusively they had no talent as 
composers or musicians, they were still hands-down the greatest pop 
music phenomenon ever.  I really need to track down Steve of the Define-
athon and ask him some questions.  

Regarding the email "it's all your fault", you promised "More later . . 
." Well, there wasn't much to sink one's teeth into there, and I'll make 
your job even easier.  Just fill in the blank: "Wow, a blind-in-one- eye 
cyclops in a tuxedo costume!  That's the _____________est thing I ever 
heard of!!!!!!!! 


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either in law or equity, to the only proper use, benefit and belief of 
the Grantee its heirs and assigns, forever. 

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Grantor has hereunto set its hand the day and 
year first above written. 

Signed: ____________________________

STATE OF:__________COUNTY OF:___________

Notary Public, personally appeared _______________, personally known to 
me (or proved to me on the basis of satisfactory evidence) to be the 
person whose name is subscribed to the within instrument and 
acknowledged to me that he executed the same in his authorized capacity, 
and that by his signature on the instrument the person, or the entity 
upon behalf of which the person acted, executed the instrument.

WITNESS my hand and official seal.

___________________________
      Signature of Notary Public


THEE:  Re: direct banking 

You mail a check to the address that they provide.  


ME: Sounds primitive, and expensive.  Is the normal procedure to 
maintain a checking account at a local bank and transfer funds from it? 


ME: Funny thing is, until a couple of days ago, I would have been 
totally baffled by your experience with 411.  How could they not have me 
and my number???  I've been here 4 years, and I don't hide anything!  
The solution to the mystery is that when I changed my number in April, I 
changed it to a business line.  But I think of it as residential since 
it comes to my house.  When I called my brother-in-law a few days ago, 
he was baffled to see "Karate Brain Math Tutoring" on the caller ID.  
Came as a surprise to me, too! 


THEE: Good letter to the editor! The closest moratorium on 
building that I'm familiar with, is here out on the ocean no more 
condo's can be built in Martin county.  


THEE: hi my name is stacy and me and my brother were playing tonight,,,  
he made a word tamarin.. which i knew as an african monkey.. but i knew 
that he was thinking of the fruit tamarind,, i challenged and asked him 
what it was he said that he didn't have to explain as long as it was in 
the dictonary.......now... even though he had a correct spelling he 
thought he was spelling something else  or had no idea what he was 
spelling  is my challenge accurate?.  or is he correct that it was still 
a word even though it wasn't what he was thinking?.. 

 sincerely, 
 stacy confused challenger...  

ME: I'm afraid if you want to require a scrabble player to be 
able to define every word he plays, you'd have to implement that as a 
house rule.  The tournament players hardly know *any* of the words they 
play - which is why I think tournament scrabble is idiotic.  But even 
the more recreational players play some words, often the small, "useful" 
ones, that they don't know, or think they know, but don't really.  An 
example that jumps to mind is TA.  Every scrabble player I've ever asked 
gets it wrong.  They think it's either baby talk or "bye", as in half of 
"ta-ta".  It's really british for "thanks".  There are lots of other 
examples in the 2- and 3-letter words.  One problem with your position 
is that defining words is extremely difficult! Quick!  Define "mumps"!  
"But that's not what it says in the dictionary!"  Get my point?  The way 
I've always viewed it is, it's ok if every now and then a person will 
misspell a certain word, but get lucky spelling something else.  An 
example that comes to mind I saw once was "brail".  It would be a pretty 
dumb game if it happened all the time, but it's rare, so I just view it 
as a funny little "special touch".  It could happen to you! 


THEE:  subject  Antarctic Land 

Do you still have claim to any of the land in Antarctica? 

If so, what land do you still own, and what would you be willing to 
sell? 


ME: Yes, I still have the earliest known standing claim to the 
area between 90 and 150 degrees west.  My offer to sell pie slices was 
more or less tongue in cheek, although I am dead serious about my system 
of government being maintained in perpetuity.  Even you, the founder of 
your new Antarctican country, will have to abide by majority opinion of 
all the citizens.  Recently an out-of-the-box thinker with experience in 
law and real estate contacted me with some ideas on actually selling 
parcels to the public, with real deeds and precise coordinates, etc.  I 
don't have any experience with that, so I've left it in his court to get 
the ball rolling.  If you know of anyone who'd like to get it 
rolling,let me know! 


THEE: 

>Just finished up "Baseball's Best Short Stories" tonight.  There were 
some sidesplitters in there.  In fact, I wouldn't trade places for 
nothin' with the guy I found on librarything.com reading "Mah Jong's 
Most Thrilling Trilogies".  

Trilogies, no less?  Mah Jong could be fun if it included Amy Tan.  

>The one I finished up on, "Casey At The Bat" by Frank Deford, brought 
"Ragtime" to mind.  Another amazing example (sez me), if you ever come 
across it, is "The Hector Quesadilla Story".  With a title like that, 
you probably don't need an author . . .  

Do you suppose Quesadilla can be a surname?  On the front page of 
Thursday's Tulsa World was a photo of Leonarda Chihuahua raising a 
candle during a candlelight vigil in protest of Oklahoma's House Bill 
1804, an anti-illegal immigration law that went into effect that day.  
If one can be named Chihuahua or President--or Gift-from-God, for that 
matter--why not Hector Quesadilla?  When he's too old for baseball, he 
can always open a restaurant.  As for baseball v.  math stories, I'd 
probably understand the baseball stories better.  But, but, BUT . . . 
you're really leaving me hanging on Casey's alternative ending.  


>Here's a line that brought me to mind: "Maybe there's nothing in the 
rules says you can't pitch a monkey but you can't tell me it's according 
to the spirit of the game." 

Gee, I wonder why . . . it brought you to mind, that is.  ;-) 

>There was a passage in a Zane Grey story that predates that "Not!" 
business of the 1980s.  "You pitched a swell game last Saturday in 
Rochester, didn't you?  Not!" 

Who'd 'a' thunk it! 

>Damon Runyon used one of those what I would call a pluralized gerund: 
"...but Hattie is so happy about the baby that she does not mind these 
pastings."  Also found one in A. A. Milne: "It wasn't that he didn't 
care/For blips and buffetings and such..."  They sound pretty natural to 
me, not "for the nonce" usages, as Steve described them before the 
Define-athon.  I didn't come off well because I couldn't whip up a good-
sounding sentence with "rainings" on the spot.  

I agree that those two look like gerunds, and they even sound ok.  On 
the other hand, Runyon and Milne had a way with words that wasn't always 
kosher.  

>One of the choices was "kil-om'-e-ter".  I said, kil'-o-meter, but he 
gave it to me.  Hmmm, I just checked it in the dictionary, and it 
doesn't give my pronunciation at all(!)  I will defend it to the death, 
though.  

That's what we always said in school when I was a kid, but what did 
Iowans know about metrics--especially way back then? I'd say kil-om'-e-
ter today, but would have guessed both pronunciations would make the 
dictionary, and, guess what, your pronunciation came close to making MY 
Random House Webster's, but with a schwa rather than that long o.  

>What are dictionaries for if not to get us to use words correctly???  
It isn't like we're exactly unteachable.  Think of all the years we were 
saying 17-year "locusts" when we finally got it right last time around - 
"cicadas".  

Nope.  For better or worse, dictionaries are designed to be democratic, 
not authoritarian.  Otherwise, they'd never change: 

  http://www.wordcentral.com/edu/gettingin.htm 

>I feel like I have more than a passing awareness of thousands of people 
in history and entertainment and sports and the various arts, but my hit 
rate on the few hundred people they chose to supply photos for seems 
like about 50%.  Who are these 1993 Pulitzer Prize winners, etc., etc.? 

Other than David McCollough for Truman, I doubt anyone will remember 
'em.  

>This deluxe 4th edition doesn't even have an *entry* for the Beatles! 
Popsters like Chuck Berry, Jerry Garcia, Bob Marley . . . get entries 
*and* nice pictures!  Now, what I don't know is staggering, but one 
thing I do know is that, even if I manage to never hear another note of 
Beatle music as long as I live, even if somebody manages to prove 
conclusively they had no talent as composers or musicians, they were 
still hands-down the greatest pop music phenomenon ever.  

Still in my 1991 Random House Websters, but no picture.  Does include 
full names, birthdates, and death dates as relevant.  


>Regarding the email "it's all your fault", you promised "More later . . 
." Well, there wasn't much to sink one's teeth into there, and I'll make 
your job even easier.  Just fill in the blank: "Wow, a blind-in-one- eye 
cyclops in a tuxedo costume!  

That's the __logical-est thing I ever heard of!!!!!!!! 

Why shouldn't Cyclops dress for the occasion?  And why shouldn't he be 
blind-in-one eye if ordinary folks can be blind in both?  But if he had 
a brain, he woulda enlisted the help of seeing-eye Cerberus so he could 
find the doorways and collect more goodies.  


ME: There's still a few emails from way back that need replying 
to, but so that that the backlog doesn't go into some sort of 
uncontrolled chain reaction fission . . .  

>Mah Jong could be fun if it included Amy Tan.  

Just curious if you would know something like that out of your brain, or 
did a quick web search.  My money's on the former.  

>If one can be named Chihuahua or President--or Gift-from-God, for that 
matter--why not Hector Quesadilla? 

Read the nice letter from Lashonda - thanks.  Checked my phone book for 
local Presidents and found just one - Pandora President(!).  

>When he's too old for baseball, he can always open a restaurant.  

Heeheehee, the story takes place on Hector's ??? birthday, and of 
earth's 8 billion inhabitants, he's about the only one who doesn't think 
he's too old for baseball! 

>As for baseball v.  math stories, I'd probably understand the baseball 
stories better.  But, but, BUT . . . you're really leaving me hanging 
on Casey's alternative ending.  

Ok, but keep in mind this is the equivalent of about four writing 
assignments you'd lay on your kiddies.  :)  But I can't resist.  For one 
thing, knowing the story in advance won't hinder the reading experience 
if you ever come across the story.  At least, for me, it was one of 
those stories that's even better the second time around when you see how 
all the little pieces fit.  In a nutshell, it was the happiest of happy 
endings, guaranteed to leave you misty-eyed.  The writer set Mudville in 
the vicinity of Boston.  Besides setting up a connection with the major 
league Boston Beaneaters, he worked Jim Naismith, inventor of basketball 
at a YMCA in Springfield, and John L. Sullivan, the Boston Strong Boy, 
into the story.  The night before Casey's "at bat", he had an 
altercation with Sullivan in McGreevy's Third Base Saloon, the first 
"sports bar".  Nobody knows this, but Casey beat Sullivan in a hushed-up 
fight out on a ball field that night.  The author did a great job with 
fight, a real white-knuckler for the reader.  I can't do it justice 
here.  Casey collected his 20 to one bet on $500 ($10000), which kept 
him quiet, and Sullivan agreed to finally fight the pretender champion 
Kilrain, which kept Kilrain's promoter quiet.  That fight was the famous 
one that went 95 rounds, the last bareknuckle bout, that kept Sullivan 
the last bareknuckle champion.  So with that little episode, Casey 
arrives late at the park the next day.  The snake-in-the-grass developer 
who's paid off Casey to take a dive thinks it's a master-stroke on 
Casey's part, whipping up even more enthusiasm from the fans in order to 
let them down even harder.  Casey's fiance Flossy has cottoned on to the 
shady dealing between Casey and scum Drinkwater.  The manager is ticked 
at Casey for being late and says he'll finish the game with the players 
who started.  Flossy tears herself away from her housekeeping chores and 
arrives at the park in the 9th inning.  The Mudville pitcher begs the 
manager to let Casey play, since they're down by a couple of runs.  The 
manager relents; if they get around to Casey's replacement in the 
batting order, he'll let Casey bat.  This, of course, is what happens.  
Bottom of the ninth, two down, runners on 2nd and 3rd.  This is where 
the author starts working in little word blasts from Thayer's poem - so 
cool!  Of course, the story is constructed so the typical reader doesn't 
know for sure if Casey is on the take or not - probably is.  After the 
first two strikes, Casey is as cool as a cucumber.  He's seen the 
pitcher's complete repertoire now, and Casey is known as a two-strike 
hitter.  Casey sees Flossie out in center field; he waves his hat to 
her; he even points with his bat, indicating he's going to knock the 
next pitch over her head!  The audacity!  The fans are jumping out of 
their seats so much that Thayer doesn't see what Casey just did.  He 
asks his friend what just happened, but he didn't see it either!  A darn 
shame!  The ball comes in, hanging there as big as a cantaloupe (my 
imagery); Casey takes a mighty stroke . . . and misses.  He had to, it's 
in the poem.  But the catcher can't handle the pitch; a sequence of 
miscues; the runners score; Casey himself comes around - and the 
Mudvilles win! The fans go wild!  They rush the field to carry Casey off 
- all except Flossie sitting alone in centerfield crying.  Casey makes 
his way out to her.  She tells him the wedding is off; she doesn't want 
anything to do with the dishonest bum.  He tries to explain; he really 
was going to smash it out, but he just missed, he couldn't help it.  The 
young, losing pitcher makes his way out to say a few words to Casey.  "I 
don't know what happened, sir.  That was the best pitch I ever made, 
sir.  Yes, ma'am, it really was." 

And here's the rest of the story.  The young pitcher, Kenny Landis, was 
so hot and nervous he was trying to find something, anything, to dry his 
fingers on before the pitch.  He had touched his moustache.  The 
combination of sweat and moustache wax on his fingers combined to serve 
up the first knuckleball ever thrown.  It wouldn't be discovered again 
for 14 years.  Not only did Casey miss the knuckleball by a mile, but 
you can't blame the catcher for not being able to handle it either.  
When I was a kid, Baltimore had the famous knuckleballer Hoyt Wilhelm.  
Only one catcher would catch him, and he had to use a great, oversized 
mitt.  

The author gives a little rundown on everybody in the story.  Kenny 
never managed to figure out how he made that pitch, and gave up trying.  
He went into law, the renowned Kennebuck Mtn. Landis, and later 
commissioner of baseball.  Casey gave up baseball after that season and 
he and Flossie went around the country making sensible investments.  
They settled in California.  Casey went back to school - in the first 
freshman class of Leland Stanford Jr. University.  Etc., etc.  

There's a little remaining mystery for me, which I haven't researched 
yet.  There are two references in the story to Casey's left-handed twin 
sister Kate.  There must be some significance to that.  

The author did a neat thing putting the whole story in place around the 
publication date of the poem - Jun 3 1888.  So the game was on Saturday, 
the 2nd, following two days off after a Mudville doubleheader on 
Memorial Day.  I was going to report that this was one little flaw in 
the story, that Memorial Day was called Decoration Day back then, but a 
quick spin through my encyclopedias, leaves open the possibility that it 
went by both names from the beginning.  

>>One of the choices was "kil-om'-e-ter".  I said, kil'-o-meter, but 
he gave it to me.  Hmmm, I just checked it in the dictionary, and it 
doesn't give my pronunciation at all(!)  I will defend it to the 
death, though.  

>That's what we always said in school when I was a kid, but what did 
Iowans know about metrics--especially way back then? I'd say kil-om'-e-
ter today, but would have guessed both pronunciations would make the 
dictionary, and, guess what, your pronunciation came close to making MY 
Random House Webster's, but with a schwa rather than that long o.  

Yes, the schwa pronunciation is in my dictionaries, too, but that makes 
me just as sick.  I was taught kil'-oh- (and Baltimoreans know how to 
say "oh"!), and a moment's reflection should tell anyone any variation 
from that is an absurdity, given what the metric system is all about 
(cast-iron standardization).  If that requires too much mental huffing 
and puffing, just consider the lunacy of sen-TIM'-uh-ter, kil-AHG'-rum 
and kil-AHL'-uh-lee-ter, for example.  I made particular note the three 
years working at the National Radio Astronomy Observatory - I never 
heard a single scientist, American or European, say anything but kil'-
oh-meter.  I started hearing the faux-classy pronunciation more and more 
in later years, and every one was a twisted dagger to my heart.  And 
that's even with *hating* the metric system! 

>>The honeymoon with the deluxe American Heritage 4th Edition is already 
over.  You might think I'm exaggerating, but the new dictionary mindset 
is that *nothing* is wrong.  Anything anybody ever utters in any area of 
the country or in any social strata gets a great big seal of approval 
with a smiley face on top.  

>Nope.  For better or worse, dictionaries are designed to be democratic, 
not authoritarian.  Otherwise, they'd never change: 

Now, now, now...  Nobody would deny we need new words when we invent and 
develop new things.  

>http://www.wordcentral.com/edu/gettingin.htm 

I'm too writ out (hey, somebody call American heritage!) to argue in 
full, but I'm sure that page supports my position.  They say, clear as a 
bell, that a word, after it's learned to walk for a while, has to 
*crawl* before they'll accept it.  And *nothing* the uncleansed masses 
say has a chance.  If I get up the energy, I hope to write up a web page 
about the American Heritage 4th Ed.  I promise you, I'm not imagining 
things.  A sea change has taken place.  They even make fun of their own 
usage panel of 20 years ago for being so squeamish about a perfectly 
respectable word like "ain't".  Hey, it started in the upper classes 
with "an't", and even now ladies in sequined gowns will listen happily 
to "It Ain't Necessarily So".  

>And something for Mizan: 

>http://www.myspellit.com/ 

About their "misused homonyms", I don't know if "misused" is the word 
they mean to use there, or simply mistyped and not caught.  In that 
category, the pairs that come first to my mind are through/threw and 
no/know.  I think we've both done those a few times.  Tickles my funny 
bone how often a person types the ridiculous mess "through" when all he 
wants to say is "threw".  Maybe o-u-g-h is just so satisfying to type? 

>http://www.wordcentral.com/ 

>I'm not quite sure what to make of that Build Your Own Dictionary 
feature.  It seems to contain everything from real words that I've 
known for ages, such as forte and tome, to flights of fancy.  Guess 
that's the result of "build your own." 

I'm afraid I could spend too much time with that page!  I just called up 
the O's and found a bunch of funny things.  Here are a few: 

oyopop: on your own piece of paper 

obsane
Function: adjective
Definition: something that is obsurd and insane  [obsurd?]
Word History: Invented, 2002.
Example Sentence: That man's purple hair is obsane!!
Submitted by: Anonymous on 07/09/2007 02:13 

Octember
Function: noun
Definition: September and October combined 
Word History: It doesn't have a word history.  [That's tellin' 'em!]
Example Sentence: I can't believe it is almost Octember.
Submitted by: Linz from VA on 09/12/2007 03:51 

Yep, Jaugly is almost gone.  

>>This deluxe 4th edition doesn't even have an *entry* for the Beatles! 

>Still in my 1991 Random House Websters, but no picture.  Does include 
full names, birthdates, and death dates as relevant.  

It would be astounding if it didn't.  The AH4 has achieved the 
astounding.  One nice thing about the AH4 biographical entries, it gives 
one important piece of information about the person beyond the bare 
dates and "writer" or "artist" or "politician", etc. - something to 
flesh out the name and profession.  

>But if he had a brain, he woulda enlisted the help of seeing-eye 
Cerberus so he could find the doorways and collect more goodies.  

I'm afraid he'd need two hands for Cerberus, and how would he hold the 
tin can with the sign, "BLIND (in one eye)"? 

Oddest anecdote from scrabble last night: Judy played FATSO.  I double-
checked it mainly because I didn't *know* for sure it was good, even 
though I couldn't imagine it not being good.  The AH4 labeled it 
"offensive", which is disallowed in my club, so poor Judy had to take it 
back.  (Sorry if I offended anyone's sensibilities by typing out F*TS* 
in full above.)  While we were on the subject, I brought up G*RL** 
again, and asked Vivian and Judy if they'd be offended to be called 
that.  They said, not at all, at their stage of life, they'd be happy to 
be called *anything*.  

Donald 


THEE:  Re: Antarctic Land 

I in no way intend to disestablish your stystem. In fact, I've read it 
to quite an extent and believe Unarchy to be fairly synonymous to my own 
ideals.  

The idea of founding an Antarctican country is not something I take 
lightly and will not be a half-drawn plan. It is a long-term idea that 
will most likely take years to develop, but the land itself is an 
invaluable asset.  

For the sake of precision, the land I will be most interested in are 
coastal regions with a low rate of degeneration. However, I would like 
to request a form of internationally recognized claim on the land before 
I divulge any more information.  


ME: Thanks for your considered reply.  If it's ok with you, I'd 
like to forward your emails to the man who had some ideas about getting 
international recognition of my claim.  Maybe your interest will provide 
him with a spark to take the first step.  


ME: I'm also hoping you'll visit 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/word-power.htm 

which shows some of the effect of the American Heritage Second 
Collegiate Edition on my life.  At the time I put the page up, I had 
looked up and highlighted about a thousand words.  By now, I'm guessing 
it's almost tripled that.  

P.S. We need to talk about "coward".  


ME: I got an inquiry recently about my Antarctica claim which I 
thought might be interesting to you.  Perhaps you and Tom might even 
have some ideas to share about getting this thing rolling and 
"official".  I'll admit, it's not likely I'll move things forward under 
my own steam.  On the other hand, I'd really like to see a bunch of 
little unarchies set up down there.  


THEE: subject  Playboy/Beatles interview/Jean Shepherd 

Hi, I'm the author of the only book about humorist Jean Shepherd, who 
interviewed The Beatles for Playboy (published 2/65).  

For further research, I'm seeking photos that may have been taken of 
Shepherd with The Beatles during the week he spent with them in October 
1964.  

Do you have any information as to where I might find such photos, such 
as in published books or other sources? 

Eugene B. Bergmann (author of EXCELSIOR, YOU FATHEAD  THE ART AND ENIGMA 
OF JEAN SHEPHERD) 

ME: I'm afraid I'm stymied.  I don't have access to any of the 
magazines now.  In any case, I don't recall ever seeing seeing a photo 
of Shepherd and the Beatles together, in the magazine itself or in any 
of my other Beatle books.  I'll try to think of what book might possibly 
contain one, and if I stumble on one, I'll surely let you know.  


ME: I got the Delaware books very quickly - in time for the Delaware 
Book Festival last Saturday, at which they made a nice impression on the 
historical interpreters I met there.  Mostly wanted Recollections of 
Dover, but have found interesting passages in the other books.  Thanks.  


THEE: 

>>Mah Jong could be fun if it included Amy Tan.  

>Just curious if you would know something like that out of your brain, 
or did a quick web search.  My money's on the former.  

Then you can keep your money.  I'm an Amy Tan fan.  A lot of things send 
me searching, but not that one.  

>>If one can be named Chihuahua or President--or Gift-from-God, for 
that matter--why not Hector Quesadilla? 

>Read the nice letter from Lashonda - thanks.  Checked my phone book for 
local presidents and found just one - Pandora President(!).  

The comment that President prompts is too obvious to make.  We were all 


>Yes, the schwa pronunciation is in my dictionaries, too, but that makes 
me just as sick.  I was taught kil'-oh- (and Baltimoreans know how to 
say "oh"!)...

I agree that the preferred pronunciation today isn't logical, given how 
we pronounce the others.  As for the schwa, we Iowans were lazier with 
our pronunciation than you Baltimoreans, which today made us right with 
one of the dictionary pronunciations . . . for whatever that's worth . . 
.  probably nothing.  

>>Nope.  For better or worse, dictionaries are designed to be 
democratic, not authoritarian.  Otherwise, they'd never change: 

>I hope to write up a web page about the American Heritage 4th Ed.  I 
promise you, I'm not imagining things.  A sea change has taken place.  
They even make fun of their own usage panel of 20 years ago for being so 
squeamish about a perfectly respectable word like "ain't".  Hey, it 
started in the upper classes with "an't", and even now ladies in 
sequined gowns will listen happily to "It Ain't Necessarily So".  

And I hear college professors--even English teachers--use it to get 
their students' attention.   Some students understand the purpose.  
Others never notice.  I'll look forward to that webpage.  

>>http://www.myspellit.com/ 

>Tickles my funny bone how often a person types the ridiculous mess 
"through" when all he wants to say is "threw".  Maybe o-u-g-h is just so 
satisfying to type? 

Somewhere I have a poem on that intentionally misuses many of these and 
another that carries over the pronunciations to other "made-up" words.  
Take the pronunciation of THROUGH, and you can say that someone DROUGH 
pictures.  Becomes a bit of a reading challenge.  

>I just called up the O's and found a bunch of funny things.  Here are 
a few favorites: 

>oyopop: on your own piece of paper 

Too much like instant messenger talk . . . although that doesn't require 
paper.  

>Octember 
Function: noun 
Definition: September and October combined 
Word History: It doesn't have a word history.  [That's tellin' 'em!] 
Example Sentence: I can't believe it is almost Octember.  
Submitted by: Linz from VA on 09/12/2007 03:51 

>Yep, Jaugly is almost gone.  

Here I was worrying about Ocvember.  

>One nice thing about the AH4 biographical entries, it gives one 
important piece of information about the person beyond the bare dates 
and "writer" or "artist" or "politician", etc. - something to flesh out 
the name and profession.  

And it should.   For people, though, I use the Internet.  Far better 
luck.  More detail for the famous and relatively famous, and often 
tidbits about the long-forgotten.  

>I'm afraid he'd need two hands for Cerberus, and how would he hold the 
tin can with the sign, "BLIND (in one eye)"? 

So . . . maybe Cerberus has been to obedience school . . .  

>Oddest anecdote from scrabble last night: Judy played FATSO.  I double-
checked it mainly because I didn't *know* for sure it was good, even 
though I couldn't imagine it not being good.  The AH4 labeled it 
"offensive", which is disallowed in my club, so poor Judy had to take it 
back.  (Sorry if I offended anyone's sensibilities by typing out F*TS* 
in full above.)  While we were on the subject, I brought up G*RL** 
again, and asked Vivian and Judy if they'd be offended to be called 
that.  They said, not at all, at their stage of life, they'd be happy to 
be called *anything*.  

Funny that she had to take back FATSO.  Probably the only person who 
calls me GIRL is my black friend Lisa.  


ME: 

>Probably the only person who calls  me GIRL is my black friend Lisa.

The offensive G*RL** in question is actually the long form, ending in 
-IE.  But your reply got me curious, and, yes, even G*RL is now offensive 
in the American Heritage.  

One correction to the Casey At The Bat synopsis: should have said 
cranks, not fans.  

And one fascinating follow-up: "The area is now known as Covent Gardens 
Estate, and on the actual site of the diamond where Casey struck out is 
a 24-hour convenience store."  It must be true! 


ME: for newszap

Description: Dover Scrabble Club meets every Wednesday night at 7 p.m. 
at Treadway Towers in Dover. All Scrabble fans are invited to join the 
fun.  Style of play is friendly, not tournament.  The program is free 
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THEE: 

>The offensive G*RL** in question is actually the long form, ending in 
-IE.  But your reply got me curious, and, yes, even G*RL is now 
offensive in the American Heritage.  

Obviously a white dictionary.  Blacks use that word and other 
"offensive" ones with impunity.  I mentioned only Lisa [but there are 
others.]

(Betcha didn't know there's a company building rockets in Norman, 
Oklahoma.) 

>One correction to the Casey At The Bat synopsis: should have said 
cranks, not fans.  And one fascinating follow-up: "The area is now known 
as Covent Gardens Estate, and on the actual site of the diamond where 
Casey struck out is a 24-hour convenience store."  It must be true! 

And is it part of Boston?  I've seen a newspaper version of the poem 
with "Boston" in place of "Mudville."  Don't remember if I kept it, but 
I certainly looked twice.  


ME: dames who can figure 

>>While we were on the subject, I brought up G*RL** again, and asked 
Vivian and Judy if they'd be offended to be called that.  They said, 
not at all, at their stage of life, they'd be happy to be called 
*anything*.  

How's this for a weird little coincidence - in today's Delaware State 
News, on the letters page, a middle-aged+ woman recounts an incident at 
a stop light where some young guys in a car with a rumbling sound system 
pulled up.  She wasn't to pleased about the noise pollution, but when 
they looked over and yelled, "Hey! G*rly!", it made her day, week, and 
month.  (Obviously, the newspaper didn't know she snuck an offensive 
word in.)  She said that hasn't happened in three decades! I won't try 
to figure out whether these anecdotes are coincidences or just the 
expected result of the workings of the female mind.  All I know is that 
if I were ever to so much as smile at a female stranger, I'd be facing a 
stack of charges a foot thick.  

>(Betcha didn't know there's a company building rockets in Norman, 
Oklahoma.) 

Norman sounds sort of familiar; do I know it for anything else? 

>>And one fascinating follow-up: "The area is now known as Covent 
Gardens Estate, and on the actual site of the diamond where Casey struck 
out is a 24-hour convenience store."  It must be true! 

>And is it part of Boston? 

Tip: Try removing quotes from your search to get more results.	 

Your search - "covent garden estates" boston massachusetts - did not 
match any documents.  

Suggestions: Make sure all words are spelled correctly.  Try different 
keywords.  Try more general keywords.  Try fewer keywords.  

>I've seen a newspaper version of the poem with "Boston" in place of 
"Mudville."  Don't remember if I kept it, but I certainly looked twice.  

When I read it (I'm sure I didn't memorize it) at a Cub Scout meeting, I 
substituted "Hebbville" to the evident delight of the audience.  
Hebbville is the place, not much more than a crossroads, I guess, where 
the Cub Scouts had their meeting, and is probably the most specific 
place name for me to use when I say where I grew up.  I know I've 
discussed my eternal confusion over the significance of place names.  In 
this case, I don't know if Hebbville is within Woodlawn within Baltimore 
County, or if Hebbville is on the outskirts of, or actually borders 
Woodlawn.  I don't even know if Hebbville or Woodlawn have borders; I 
know I've never seen such a sign for either in my life.  I suspect the 
phone company would know Woodlawn if you answered that to, "What city 
please?", although there's not a chance in heck that Woodlawn falls 
under the broadest known definition of "city".  I'd bet the bank the 
phone company would choke on Hebbville, although I just plugged it into 
Google maps and they came up with it. The USPS just choked on it, as did 
zipinfo.com.  

Do you know what "slaw" is?  The American Heritage has downgraded it 
from a real word to "regional".  


ME: what is truth 

Here's what George Martin says about Please Please Me in "All You Need 
Is Ears" (1979).  I like this version better than in Lewisohn's 
"Recording Sessions" (1988): "George told them that the song could be 
much better if they increased the tempo..." 

  With the publishing arranged, the immediate job was 
  to get the next record out, and when the Beatles and I 
  next got together I played them 'How Do You Do It?'.  
  There [sic] were not very impressed. They said they wanted to 
  record their own material, and I read the riot act. 'When 
  you can write material as good as this, then I'll record it,' 
  I told them. 'But right now we're going to record this.' 
  And record it we did, with John doing the solo part. It was 
  a very good record indeed, and is still in the archives of 
  EMI. I heard it recently, and it sounds quite good even 
  today. But it was never issued. The boys came back to me 
  and said: 'We've nothing against that song, George, and 
  you're probably right. But we want to record our own 
  song.' 

  Somewhat testily I asked them: 'Have you got anything 
  that's any good?' 

  'Well, listen to this, George. You've heard it before - 
  'Please Please Me' - but we've revamped it, and we've 
  done it this way. . .' 

  I listened. It was great. 'Yeah, that's good,' I said. 'Let's 
  try that one.' I told them what beginning and what ending 
  to put on it, and they went into Number Two studio to 
  record. It went beautifully. The whole session was a joy.  
  At the end of it, I pressed the intercom button in the 
  control room and said, 'Gentlemen, you've just made your 
  first number-one record.' 


Remember I claimed P.S. I Love You is a much better song than Love Me 
Do?  In "Recording Sessions" Ron Richards says they wanted P.S. I Love 
You as the A-side but couldn't have it because there was already a 
record with that title.  

In case Ringo and George Martin lead one to believe in Anthology that 
Andy White was at the first session when Ringo showed up, dispel the 
notion.  On Sep 4 the Beatles recorded How Do You Do It and Love Me Do 
with just Ringo there.  Andy came to the next session, Sep 11.  Ringo 
played no drums on Sep 11.  So the version without tambourine (and Ringo 
on drums) is from Sep 4, and the other is from Sep 11.  Norman Smith 
remembers Paul not being happy with Ringo's drumming on the Sep 4 Love 
Me Do.  

Amazing, the all the things I knew somewhere along the line.  

I was afraid to stick my neck out and say that Marsha Albert heard about 
the Beatles on Walter Cronkite's CBS news.  Hear the real poop below.  
What's a marsha bug? 


ME: Besides Steel Pulse and Al Hudson, what are the other 
commercial recordings you've played on?  For instance, I think you and 
Cathy played violin on some sessions back in Detroit in the 1960s?  
Remember the artists or records? 

Funny thing - after composing the above note, I got a call from my 
sister-in-law this evening saying she saw you on the evening news.  It 
was a piece by Sally Kidd from Washington.  She said to tell you you're 
famous (as if you never were!) 


ME: Is it the transfer amount one worries about, or the size of 
the account being transferred from?  Actually, with millions of people 
doing it, I'd rather hear that there's nothing to worry about.  


THEE: subject  Thanksgiving 

Hope we will see you.  Bring a shopping bag if you would like any old 
books, magazines or records.  


THEE:  Re: dames who can figure 

>How's this for a weird little coincidence - in today's Delaware State 
News, on the letters page, a middle-aged+ woman recounts an incident at 
a stop light where some young guys in a car with a rumbling sound system 
pulled up.  She wasn't to pleased about the noise pollution, but when 
they looked over and yelled, "Hey! G*rly!", it made her day, week, and 
month.  (Obviously, the newspaper didn't know she snuck an offensive 
word in.)  She said that hasn't happened in three decades! I won't try 
to figure out whether these anecdotes are coincidences or just the 
expected result of the workings of the female mind.  All I know is that 
if I were ever to so much as smile at a female stranger, I'd be facing a 
stack of charges a foot thick.  

Add 20-30 years to your life and that will change.  Every single man in 
the place Mom lives is being chased by the majority of the single women, 
Mom excluded (though sometimes I wish she'd join in)--and some of the 
married ones.  One woman has a husband in a nursing home and another 
octogenarian on the side in the retirement community...  Anyway, I guess 
this isn't exactly like strangers since these comments involve people 
who at least live under the same huge roof, though is separate 
apartments, but it does seem that the rules change.  

>>(Betcha didn't know there's a company building rockets in Norman, 
Oklahoma.) 

>Norman sounds sort of familiar; do I know it for anything else? 

Didn't know if you'd remember it, but it's the home of the University of 
Oklahoma.  I made occasional trips there when the daughters were there.  
It's about 30 miles beyond OKC--from here, that is.  

>>I've seen a newspaper version of the poem with "Boston" in place of 
"Mudville."  Don't remember if I kept it, but I certainly looked 
twice.  

>When I read it (I'm sure I didn't memorize it) at a Cub Scout meeting, 
I substituted "Hebbville" to the evident delight of the audience.  
Hebbville is the place, not much more than a crossroads, I guess, where 
the Cub Scouts had their meeting, and is probably the most specific 
place name for me to use when I say where I grew up.  I know I've 
discussed my eternal confusion over the significance of place names.  In 
this case, I don't know if Hebbville is within Woodlawn within Baltimore 
County, or if Hebbville is on the outskirts of, or actually borders 
Woodlawn.  I don't even know if Hebbville or Woodlawn have borders; I 
know I've never seen such a sign for either in my life.  I suspect the 
phone company would know Woodlawn if you answered that to, "What city 
please?", although there's not a chance in heck that Woodlawn falls 
under the broadest known definition of "city".  I'd bet the bank the 
phone company would choke on Hebbville, although I just plugged it into 
Google maps and they came up with it.  The USPS just choked on it, as 
did zipinfo.com.  

That's what you get for growing up in the boondocks.  The "town" nearest 
the farm where Mom was born no longer exists.  That's not to be confused 
with "This-or-That Valley," Iowa, nor Valley Junction, IA, nor any other 
sort of valley--just plain-ol' a couple-of-deserted-buildings Valley, 
IA.  

>Do you know what "slaw" is?  The American Heritage has downgraded it 
from a real word to "regional".  

Cabbage salad.  Granted, it's normally coleslaw around here . . . or, if 
you want to get fancy, forget the cabbage, and make broccoli slaw.  BUT 
I'd be willing to bet just about anyone here would know what "slaw" is--
or in Iowa for that matter.  So if folks out your way know, it must be a 
darn big "region." 


ME: internet banking 

I've been looking into internet banking, and while I'm not an expert in 
any way, shape or form, it all looks pretty simple and safe and 
sensible.  I'm in the process of opening a savings account with WT 
Direct (Wilmington Trust).  The current interest rate is 
5.06%.  No minimum and no fees.  Maximum of 6 withdrawals per month.  
Besides the good interest rate, they let you link any number of your 
accounts to it.  Other internet banks might only allow two.  Not having 
a limit seems good to me because it allows you to switch your local bank 
without any complications, for example.  (Switching my local bank is 
something I want to do.) 

When I first started looking into internet banking a week ago, I was 
thinking of using Capital One, figuring I had heard of them, and 4.75% 
sounded pretty good to me.  It's already down to 4.50%.  

If you go for WT Direct, one of the first pages might confuse you.  It 
says "You will need mortgage or loan info to verify your identity".  
Don't worry about that.  When that part of the application process comes 
up, you will just check "None of the above" to everything.  


THEE: what is truth 

Is it your belief/claim that it was not George Martin's idea to speed up 
Please Please Me but that the boys did it on their own, bringing it to 
George Martin's speed afterwards?? IF so, then it seems their words 
"Well, listen to this, George. YOU'VE HEARD IT BEFORE-Please Please Me-
but we've revamped it, and we've done it this way..." sounds to my ears 
like he probably HAD made a recommendation to them previously (when he'd 
heard it before) and they were returning the selection to him after 
"revamping it", with his obvious approval.  

I have to agree that George Martin's lengthier explanation in All You 
Need Is Ears is better than the brief one by Mark Lewisohn, though 
Lewisohn more directly made his point on the subject of the speeding-up 
matter.  

I have seen mention of a "P.S. I Love You" song from the old days (50's) 
in my YesterMusic catalog and was surprised to see an earlier song with 
that title...So that story is real interesting! 

BTW, never did get "the real poop" on Marsha Albert and the marsha bug, 
as mentioned at the end of your email.  Was there supposed to be a link 
there? 


ME: Yeah, when the subject came up, I put forth the clain that I 
had read something authoritative that gave the Beatles credit for the 
sped up Please Please Me.  It quickly occurred to me it was George 
Martin's own book.  Wherever there are words there will be the potential 
for variant interpretations, but what I read in George M.'s account is 
that he was quite surprised by the new version the Beatles came up with.  
"I listened. It was great. 'Yeah, that's good,' I said.  'Let's try that 
one.'"  That doesn't sound (to me) like anything he would say if they 
had just implemented his own detailed instructions.  And he goes on to 
detail what his contributions to the song were: "I told them what 
beginning and what ending to put on it."  Nowhere does he take credit 
for the tempo.  And the Beatles say, "WE'VE revamped it," and "we've 
done it THIS way," not, "we've done it YOUR way."  Finally, note that 
the passage in Mark Lewisohn's book is Mark talking, not George Martin.  

I have a recording, I think, of the old P.S. I Love You somewhere in my 
collection.  Maybe it's the sheet music - the old memory is gone, gone, 
gone!  Personally, I think the fact there was another song with that 
title is the world's dumbest reason for not letting it have an A-side.  
What the heck could that matter? 

About the question of what put Marsha Albert on to the Beatles in the 
first place, yer quite right - you weren't around for that.  It came up 
the next morning.  Darren got a call from Bill, and Darren recounted the 
episode with Dublin Drive and me the night before.  Bill was not up on 
the Carroll James/Marsha Albert/Washington D.C./I Want To Hold Your Hand 
story, and I heard Darren tell him Marsah had seen the Beatles on the 
Jack Paar show.  I knew that was wrong; the Jack Paar film clip of the 
Beatles was in January 1964, not all that long before the Ed Sullivan 
show.  But I realized I wasn't sure if Marsha had seen the Beatles on 
Walter Cronkite, or if maybe it was the Life magazine mention in 
November 1963, or something else.  So that was the reason for digging up 
the sound bite of Carroll James telling the story.  

I always thought it was neat how welcoming the Beatles were to Marsha in 
the van before the Coliseum show with Carroll James.  I thought it was 
funny, John goofing around with her name, "Marsha Mallo".  A little 
later he says, "Marsha Bug", which I'm either hearing wrong, or else 
don't get.  Were there "marsh bugs" when you were in Liverpool? 


THEE: Nice to hear from you!  Must be telepathy.  I just 
retrieved the music by Clarence Cameron White that you helped find at 
the Library of Congress and beautifully preserved in a bound volume.  
For years, I've wanted to record them.  Just over the weekend I asked a 
fellow Levine teacher if she would be interested in such a project.  
Levine has a recording studio at NW and in SE at THE ARC.  I really 
should be taking advantage of these resources.  

My Detroit recordings were all non-union and underground.  It was during 
my college years.  At the time, it was a fast $20 buck for a single side 
on a 45-rpm "doughnut".  I do recall "A Toast to You" by Harold Melvin 
and the Blue Notes.  There was another one with Edwin Starr I'd have to 
scratch my brain for others.  

Me on the evening news?  Yikes!  What was I doing?  I'll have to keep a 
lid on my public beer drinking.  'Never know where those cameras will 
pop up.  I was at Colonel Brooks Tavern Sunday night, enjoying a great 
bowl of chili (with lots of beans) and a seasonal pumpkin brew that had 
quite a kick.  


ME: a toast to you II 

Never fear, you, or your angelic twin, was seen in the background giving 
violin lessons to a student in a segment about the benefits of music 
lessons on a student's academic performance.  The name Sally Kidd 
doesn't ring any bells?  Mind you, Carol said you weren't given a 
speaking part.  

Are you sure the Harold Melvin song was "A Toast To You"?  The web 
doesn't seem to connect the two, and it seems too coincidental that you 
worked on Al Hudson's "A Toast To You" too.  

Shake some of them cobwebs loose before they petrify - I need to 
complete my record collection category "Favorite Studio Violinist".  

Good luck with the Clarence Cameron White project.  I'll listen to it! 


THEE: Yes he did enjoy doing your even/odd puzzle.  I did one along with 
him but was careful not to get ahead of him so he didn't feel like I was 
"winning".  The other thing you gave us a sheet that described your 
approach and the results we could expect based on how much we could do 
with him at home.  I thought that would be helpful to Dr. Asay and 
Laura, particularly since they do psycho educational evaluations and may 
have other referrals for you.  I hope it was O.K. to share that with 
them.  


THEE: Re: a toast to you II 

No bells, at the moment.  We have PR people in and out of Levine all the 
time.  The kids hardly react any more.  They probably filmed some 
lessons and later put the piece together.  We've all signed waivers to 
permit this kind of media coverage.  I'll ask around here to see if 
anyone remembers.  

You're probably right about the "Toast".  I think that was the name of 
the album.  I don't even remember the "cuts".  No royalties, anyway.  

If the Clarence Cameron White project comes to fruition, I'll definitely 
list you in the credits for your research.  I had never even heard of 
him.  


THEE: It was nice to meet you in Dover! 

I read your review of Word Freak - it's very engaging. Although my 
Scrabble playing is much more in line with the way you play it, I would 
imagine it's doubtful that one could ever change the way it's done 
competitively! 

- Steve 


ME: I agree 100%.  My mission is to make Scrabble a great, 
airtight game for the millions of people who haven't yet been messed up 
by the OSPD.  Playing Scrabble with a conventional dictionary has always 
been a problem, so I've shared my solutions with mankind.  If the 
tournament players ever take a look at my "beautiful boards" and feel a 
twinge of jealousy or shame, well, so much the better.  

Did you spin by my "American Heritage" page? 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/word-power.htm 

That's actually gotten quite a bit of attention.  No need to put me on 
the payroll.  :) 

P.S. Even with a conventional dictionary we had a game last night with 3 
scraboes: DELOUSE LOOTERS RIGHTER.  


THEE:  subject: the liver bug 

I'm a detailed reader just as I'm a detailed writer, good OR 
bad...Ha-ha

Re: P.S. I Love You, maybe they thought recording the song would mean 
little, title-wise, unless it became a HIT(A side), in which case they 
might get sued??? 

Re: Marsha bug....maybe the thought was Mash-a-bug??? That's just my 
immediate thought/guess on that. Don't really know.    


ME: I like your theory: fits in with laugh/larf, ask/arsk, 
*ss/*rse, etc.  Maybe I missed it because I squarsh bugs, not marsh 'em.  

It's always risky believing anything anyone has to say about copyright, 
no matter how definite they are, but I have heard and read often enough 
that I believe it that titles are not copyrightable.  Almost any song 
title you can think of has multiple songs to go with it.  Yoko tried to 
copyright "Why" and failed.  


ME: 

>You are an mp3-making maniac! 

Strickly lightweight.  Why do my mp3s at 64kbps sound so lousy compared 
to the originals at 128kbps?  (128 sounds as good as cd sound to the 
unbiased human ear.)  It might seem obvious that 64 should sound 
horrible, but then how come the Damon Runyon mp3s sound as good as they 
do?  They must be down around 8 or so to fit a day's worth on one cd, 
but I'm betting they sound about as good as the original recordings.  
This is all just wondering out loud.  

Angie had an interesting theory on what John meant by marsha bug.  I'm 
curious to see if you came up with the same answer.  


THEE: Re: dames who can [sing] 

Do you, by chance, own a copy of The New Grove Dictionary of Opera?  If 
so, I could use a little info.  Other books could help, but that seems 
to be the standard reference source to cite.  


ME: Unfortunately, I don't have the New (or old) Grove Dictionary 
of Opera.  You know how behind the times I am in everything I do.  I 
wouldn't mind taking a crack at your opera questions with what I do 
have, of course, even if it needs confirmation in the Groves.  There's a 
chance some of my old books would do a better job on the opera scene ca. 
1912 than a new Groves.  

All four games of Scrabble last night were especially good, hard- fought 
close games.  In one game, Vivian had her second-ever scrab-o in the 
club, DELOUSE, but both Elsie and I came back with our own: LOOTERS and 
RIGHTER, respectively.  I had 3 scraboes total on the night, including 
DIALECT.  I'll make a quiz of the third.  I had two blanks, and figured 
my best bet was a word in this form:  _EE_IES.  The first letter had to 
tack onto the front of an open E.  For each candidate letter in the 
first spot I had to race through the whole alphabet for the second 
blank.  I only came up with one stupid word, but the dictionary upheld 
it.  


THEE:  subject  Mississippi Kids 

They've all been working hard to prepare Temeka for a math competition.  
Lameka is in the next group of kids to get into the math club.  Must be 
some sort of club that one must qualify for.  Destiny was happy about 
getting a certificate for good results on a state exam.  Let's home 
Mississippi's is better than Maryland's.  


ME: Ask Destiny, "If you have $25 and you spend all but $3, how 
much do you have left?" 


THEE: Re: mother goose posters 

The senior librarians were not interested in a local musician bin That's 
ok. At the rate the online distribution system is evolving, CD's will 
be history soon.  


ME: While I'm writing, any chance you know more about the pop 
music sessions that Phyllis has done than Phyllis?  I thought it would 
be fun to track down as many as possible on itunes.  I know of the Al 
Hudson album and the Steel Pulse track.  Phyllis wrote: 

>My Detroit recordings were all non-union and underground.  It was 
during my college years.  At the time, it was a fast $20 buck for a 
single side on a 45-rpm "doughnut".  I do recall "A Toast to You" by 
Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes.  There was another one with Edwin 
Starr I'd have to scratch my brain for others.  

I always thought A Toast To You was the Al Hudson album.  Can you think 
of any titles for these artists? 

I was given a $20 itunes card that's been sitting around here forever.  
Could never think of a darn thing to do with it (unless they count opera 
acts as a single track).  Then I thought of Phyllis's work.  I thought 
you were involved, too.  

At the recent Delaware Book Festival I won the Define-athon contest 
sponsored by American Heritage Dictionary.  I few of my best moments 
that come to mind now were "ugsome" and "naiad".  Also met Mother Goose.  
She grew up in A.A. Milne's neighborhood, next to the Hundred Acre 
Woods.  


THEE:  subject  al goodman 

I was just wondering if you could give me a little direction in finding 
out more about a RCA VICTOR album that I have aquired. I'm not shure 
what year it was recorded in or much of anything about it? The album in 
question is Victor Huberts's "Eileen "by Al Goodman, Frances Greer, 
Jimmy Carrol, Earl Wrightson, The Guid Choristers, lyrics by Henery 
Blossom. This is a original complete set of 78's with black labling and 
a series # 45-0204.  


ME: I had a good time pulling books off my shelves in the hopes 
of finding something about your record, but no luck. Didn't see anything 
on the web, either.  Amazing what the web doesn't have, innit? 


Me: Persimmon Park Place homeowners committe; Our goal as I see it 

To give the majority will of the PPP residents representation on all 
council matters.  


THEE:  subject  Just started a school Scrabble club....have 
questions 

I am an elementary school teacher in Georgia.  I have just started 
a weekly Scrabble Club that meets each Monday right at dismissal.  We 
have 43 fourth and fifth grade students who play.  So far, we have had 
to add 2 more school kits.  It's thrilling to see how enthusiastic the 
kids are!   We have plenty of the latest Official Scrabble Dictionaries, 
but I have questions.  

When a word is challenged, but doesn't show up in the Official 
Dictionary, are the kids allowed to use a larger dictionary?  If the 
word is found in the larger dictionary, what then? 

How would YOU end the games in the space of one hour?  We have not run 
out of tiles yet.  I was asking the students to total the remaining 
tiles' points and then deduct them from their scores.  What would you 
suggest? 

Would you mentor my group? 

Stevens Creek Elementary; Martinez, GA 


ME: 43 enthusiastic elementary grade kids playing Scrabble - 
that's fantastic!  Congratulations! 

>When a word is challenged, but doesn't show up in the Official 
Dictionary, are the kids allowed to use a larger dictionary? If the 
word is found in the larger dictionary, what then? 

First of all, I invite you to give careful thought to my suggestions in 
my scrabble page: 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/scrabble.htm 

You will see my disdain for the Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary.  
It contains way to many obscure, obsolete, and/or foreign words.  Many 
appear in no other conventional dictionary.  I assume your kids play QI 
and ZA in every game?  It breaks my heart to think of kids starting out 
on that abomination.  But to field your question, I absolutely can not 
imagine 5th graders knowing words that are not in the OSPD.  Except for 
very specialized jargon, I can't imagine any highly educated adult 
knowing words not in the OSPD.  Choose one dictionary, the OSPD if it 
has to be, and go with it.  Even the boxtop rules say to choose a 
dictionary, not run around and check every one you can put your hands 
on, and then the online ones, until you find one with your funny word.  

In case you're being misled into thinking that a collegiate dictionary 
with a larger volume has more words than the OSPD, perish the thought.  
The OSPD is more compact because it only goes up to 8-letter words and 
provides a single definition per word.  

>How would YOU end the games in the space of one hour?  We have not run 
out of tiles yet.  I was asking the students to total the remaining 
tiles' points and then deduct them from their scores.  What would you 
suggest? 

I would set an alarm.  The instant it goes off, the game stops; nothing 
can be added to the board.  There is nothing special about this 
situation and, you're right, each player must deduct the value of the 
tiles on his rack at that point.  

If you want to nudge the games into being completely finished in the 
hour, I would suggest two-minute sandtimers.  I just bought a batch from 
this company: 

  http://www.officeplayground.com/ 

With shipping, they're just a tad over $1 apiece.  To my mind, that's a 
splendid deal.  As I lay out in my club rules 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/scrabble-club-rules.htm 

the timer tells you when you must stop thinking and play *something*.  A 
player doesn't lose his turn the moment the timer stops.  But, the idea 
isn't to use up all the time every play - it's a worst case scenario.  A 
player should shoot for about a minute per play, on the average.  

>Would you mentor my group? 

Hey, I can talk Scrabble all day long!  I don't know how I could offer 
much of value from this distance, but if anyone wants to ask a question 
or tell me about a great play or game, I'd love to hear.  In particular, 
I'd like to see some of the final boards produced by the students.  Take 
a look at the sample boards produced with a conventional dictionary 
under my club rules on my main Scrabble page - the most beautiful 
Scrabble boards on earth, if I do say so myself.  


THEE:  subject  Bragging Rights 

In our anniversary album you mentioned "bragging rights" for 
Thanksgiving dinner attendance figures.  This year may top them all.  
There are still a few questions marks.  Stay tuned!!! 


THEE: Re: dames who can [sing] 

>Unfortunately, I don't have the New (or old) Grove Dictionary of 
Opera.  You know how behind the times I am in everything I do.  I 
wouldn't mind taking a crack at your opera questions with what I do 
have, of course, even if it needs confirmation in the Groves.  There's 
a chance some of my old books would do a better job on the opera scene 
ca. 1912 than a new Groves.  

I'm looking for an accepted source documenting the following Oscar 
Hammerstein I "song birds":  Mary Garden, Luisa Tetrazzini, and Nellie 
Melba.  I need the direct connection to Hammerstein.  I have Internet 
sources, such as Wikipedia, but those won't work.  I could also use 
names of any other well-known Hammerstein "song birds."   In short, a 
lot of bother for a credible endnote.  Don't feel that you need to 
bother.  The downtown library has the New Groves, which is listed 
as a Wikipedia source for at least one of these song birds.  It's just a 
matter of getting there, but I can combine that stop pretty easily with 
my next trip to campus since there's a downtown exit off near the campus 
exit, off the same Interstate.  

>I'll make a quiz of the third scrab-o.  I had two blanks, and figured 
my best bet was a word in this form:  _EE_IES.  The first letter had to 
tack onto the front of an open E.  For each candidate letter in the 
first spot I had to race through the whole alphabet for the second 
blank.  I only came up with one stupid word, but the dictionary upheld 
it.  

The one that pops into my mind is JEEBIES, but I don't think it works 
without HEEBIE.  Not in my dictionary, anyway.  What letters were in 
your rack?  That's only fair, isn't it? 

Re: the trip to the Ozarks--though stretching the boundaries slightly.  
One stop was the Laura Ingalls Wilder house and museum in Mansfield, MO.  
It turned out to be a great place, much better than expected. The museum 
was great fun:  letters from the kiddies to Laura in the 1950s when she 
was in her 80s; a large display of her books translated into languages 
from Spanish, French, German, Danish, Swedish to Arabic and Bengali--
just to name a few; photos of the REAL Ingalls family, of course  (Pa 
looked nothing like Michael Landon, even had a long beard); Pa's fiddle 
and a chance to hear it played; a long newspaper article written to the 
old home paper by Laura during the long move by wagon from SD to MO, in 
which she describes Fort Scott, KS, and a "lovely place" (quite funny to 
one who knows Fort Scott and used to live close to there; all sorts of 
opportunities to learn similarities and differences between the TV shows 
and real life (for instance, older sister Mary really did go blind but 
did not become a teacher for the blind); oodles of info on Laura and 
Almanzo's daughter Rose, who became a prominent journalist and was the 
oldest war correspondent in Vietnam, white hair and all.  There are two 
Ingalls homes in Mansfield.  The one next door to the museum was built 
room by room after Laura, Almanzo, and Rose moved to Mansfield.  It was 
given to the town along with a couple acres of the surrounding property 
by Rose after Laura's death at 90.  (Almanzo had died about 8 years 
earlier at 92.)  The house is filled with their belongings since Laura 
had lived in the house to the last.  The other house was built in the 
late 1920s by Rose, then well-off, for her parents.  It would have been 
a mansion for the area at that time and is still a lovely home.  Laura 
and Almanzo lived there 8 years while Rose lived in the original house, 
but they moved back into the old house as soon as Rose decided to move 
to NY. They preferred the old home place to the modern one.  

Most of the day, things have been falling around here (as contrasted 
with "hopping.")  Not falling as in the case of tripping or breaking.  
I've been playing Paul Bunyan" and felling trees.  Well, not exactly 
trees, but some of those crepe myrtles I was cutting had a few trunks up 
to 3-1/2 inches diameter. While I was at it, I took a couple of branches 
off of a maple tree by the patio, too.  Great weather for outdoor work, 
but about 24 hours from now, I anticipate feeling the day's labor.  


ME: oops and whoops 

>I'm looking for an accepted source documenting the following Oscar 
Hammerstein I "song birds":  Mary Garden, Luisa Tetrazzini, and Nellie 
Melba.  I need the direct connection to Hammerstein.  I have Internet 
sources, such as Wikipedia, but those won't work.  I could also use 
names of any other well-known Hammerstein "song birds."   In short, a 
lot of bother for a credible endnote.  Don't feel that you need to 
bother.  

I did sneak a quick peek in my 1935 Groves Dictionary of Music and 
Musicians, but couldn't come up with your smoking gun.  The Hammerstein 
(no I) entry connects him to the Manhattan Opera, and the Garden entry 
connects her with the Manhattan Opera House, but a direct connection 
between Hammerstein and Garden would take a death-defying logical leap.  

>The one that pops into my mind is JEEBIES, but I don't think it works 
without HEEBIE.  Not in my dictionary, anyway.  What letters were in 
your rack?  That's only fair, isn't it? 

That was my rack: _EE_IES - two blanks.  You're right, the American 
Heritage 4th doesn't recognize JEEBIES, although if you called them up, 
I'll bet they'd add it for you.  Also, the chosen first letter must tack 
onto an E to make a two-letter word, _E.  By no means worry about 
something like this if it isn't fun for you.  I get a kick out of it; 
obviously, or I wouldn't be a Scrabble bug.  Seems like there should be 
a few possibilities in there, although I only found one.  If I could put 
the S first, which I can't, it would have been a baby play: SEEDIER.  
Maybe there's something in the form _EESIE_ I didn't see.  

The Laura Ingalls Wilder house sounds right interesting, although, I 
have to admit, I haven't read any of the books and never saw the tv 
show.  I have had lots of the books as giveaways in my centers.  

Another word from the Define-athon popped to mind while lying in bed one 
morning.  I said that "ugsome" was the only word I knew in advance of 
hearing the choices.   There was another one, "a nymph living in a 
stream or brook".  Got it? 

My collection of Mother Goose albums is up to 7, one of which is a 
double album.  I also have two 12-inch Mother Goose 78s which I haven't 
played yet.  (I don't have the proper needle for 78s, although I don't 
really know how much difference it makes.)  I mostly mention this to say 
I got my first Aesop's Fables album a week ago.  It's pretty good.  

Turns out I had heard of Amy Tan before.  She's on my hard drive by 
virtue of getting a mention in a Washington Post article, ca. May 1998, 
about a yard sales, including one held by a friend of my friend V~~'s, 
and which mentions some of the things my friend was selling.  
[Appositives are by my friend.] 

    At our next stop, the driveway of a postwar brick house, the 
 chocolate chip cookies for 25 cents [baked by Rachel] are moving 
 faster than an old Zenith 286 with DOS and Word Perfect for $25 
 [we later sold it for $15]. But before David [author's 
 annoying kid] can decide which Silver Age comic book he wants, some 
 guy buys the entire collection, three boxes full, for $220. [Actually, 
 the guy gave me a $60 deposit, took some comic books, and vanished.  I 
 don't think I was ripped off.]  The books are $1 for hardbacks, half 
 as much for paperbacks, "but if you take the law books, I'll take the 
 price down," says discarder [yours truly - a good gag!]. Thanks, but no 
 thanks. However, planning a midwestern vacation, I snatch up the 
 Smithsonian guide to the Great Lake states. "You're selling this?" 
 says his wife, chagrined. "We don't live there anymore," he replies.  

    For Sandy, my spouse, I find Amy Tan's "The Hundred Secret Senses," 
 read by the author on audiotape [from my wife's collection], balm for 
 Beltway bottlenecks, and for myself seven vintage LIFE magazines, 1937 
 to 1946, and including a wartime issue published six days before my 
 birth. By dealer standards, they are priced quite low. By my 
 standards, they are priceless.  


If you need a break and want a recommendation on a short story, try "Mr. 
Carteret And His Fellow Americans Abroad" from the old Wit And Humor 
set.  No claim it's the greatest or funniest thing ever, but will make 
you feel proud to be an American by association with Native Americans.  

Oops, not on the web yet, sorry.  

An old book I read not long ago was Mother West Wind's Animal friends 
(1912).  It was among several old books a Maryland friend gave me.  You 
can guess by the title it's a kids' book, which is about all this ol' 
brain can handle.  The stories were rather rompin' (I'm sure I overuse 
that word).  One of the main characters is Peter Rabbit.  The author's 
name, Thornton W. Burgess, had a sort of familiar ring to it, and I 
finally looked him up when I was about 4/5 done with the book.  Turns 
out I was reading about *the* Peter Rabbit, not just any ol' Peter 
Rabbit!  He's a cool guy.  My encyclopedia say Burgess wrote 15,000 of 
these tales!  Whoops.  Here I thought I had gotten myself cleared up on 
something that was always sort of confusing - all the different famous 
bunnies out there, particularly the Peters.  I thought Beatrix Potter's 
Peter was the little brother of Flopsie, Mopsie and Cottontail, but now 
I see Potter's character was Peter Rabbit, too.  Don't ask me where 
Peter Cottontail fits in, and which one is the Easter Bunny.  I give up.  


THEE: Not a real reply (too late, or too early for that) . . .  
BUT Thorton Burgess also wrote Billy Possum stories.  :-) 

As for Mary Garden, somewhere I have a newspaper article that covers her 
Hammerstein connection, but not for the others.  Can't say I've looked, 
though.  Too busy hunting for goofy things such as why Taft was suddenly 
associated with a goat rather than a possum.  Found it, too! 

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ . . .  


THEE: the Chord 

The main problem for me is that A hard days Night  is in G and nigh 
impossible to sing unless you're a warbler.  Our band plays it in D 
which is great for vocal and on the Rick 12 string 'the chord' can be 
played very easily as below: 

Playing around at the 5th fret its possible to get very close to the 
sound with this set of notes, as below, but in the key of D not G as the 
Beatles played it.: 

  1st string 5th fret gives you A 
  2nd string 3rd fret gives you D 
  3rd string 5th fret gives you C 
  4th string 5th fret gives you G 
  5th string open gives A 

So - thats all the notes in the chord, although not necessarily in the 
right order!! 

(You could also play the first string at the 3rd fret for an even easier 
chord shape, doesn't sound bad at all.) 


ME: Sounds good, thanks! 


THEE: Re: what is truth 

A debate between 64 and 128kbps is way beyond my understanding.  


ME: 64 vs. 128 kbps?  Well, see it's like record speeds, and the 
more spins the better, which is why 78 rpm sounded so much better than 
33 and 1/...  Um, maybe I better think about this a little more.  

This year will be the last Thanksgiving hosted by my aunt and uncle, a 
tradition dating back to, literally, before I can remember.  Louise 
hints it will be the biggest ever.  They will be moving and downsizing, 
and ask everyone to bring grocery bags for books and records, etc.  
Thus, "In appreciation for all those decades of hosting Thanksgiving 
celebrations, I am walking off with a bag of your stuff."  Good deal? 


THEE: I'm back at work, and very happy to be alive; something I 
did really take for granted. Hopefully, this gratefulness will linger.


ME: I'm just starting on baking a Peachy Pie Supreme.  Were you 
around in the days that Mom made that?  It was always a big hit.  

Whatever happens next year at Thanksgiving will be ok.  There was some 
talk of renting a banquet hall or something.  

PEACHY PIE SUPREME	 	

  3/4 c. flour
  1 tsp. baking powder
  1 (3 1/2 oz). pkg. instant vanilla pudding
  3 tbsp. butter
  1 egg
  1/2 c. milk
  1 can sliced peaches
  1 (8 oz.) cream cheese
  3/4 c. 10X sugar
  3 1/2 tbsp. peach juice
  1 tbsp. sugar
  1/2 tsp. cinnamon

Combine flour, baking powder, pudding, butter, egg and milk to form a 
wet dough. 

Pour into greased 9 inch pie plate. (This forms the moist crust or 
base). 

Drain peaches, saving 3 1/2 tablespoons of juice. 

Lay peaches on top of crust mixture. 

Mix cream cheese, 10X sugar, and reserved peach juice in bowl. 

Place cream cheese mixture over peaches to form top crust. 

Sprinkle with sugar and cinnamon. Bake at 350 degrees for 30 to 35 
minutes (if middle is not firm, turn off oven and let sit in oven until 
it is). 

Serve warm with vanilla ice cream, or cold. Diet recipe substitute: Diet 
pudding, diet cream cheese, fresh peaches, 2% milk and omit the regular 
sugar.


ME: dang if i know 

Thanksgiving was good, as usual.  There were 60 of us.  

The Dylan meets Dr. Seuss was amazing.  Could have fooled me.  I'm glad 
other people felt the same way, saying the vocal likeness was uncanny.  
It does bring up something that I've never come to grips with in life.  
That's the question of how much of a role "authenticity" plays in our 
enjoyment of something.  If it really were Dylan, I'm sure I'd've been 
completely knocked out, and wishing for the whole set.  As it is, it 
just falls into the category of "really neat", an excellent joke.  Which 
is crazy.  What does it matter who or what produced the final product?  
It might be twice as good as what Dylan could have done, himself, if he 
had done it.  Also kind of scary to me what people can do nowadays, 
counterfeiting *anything*.  

>BUT Thorton Burgess also wrote Billy Possum stories.  :-) 

Neat.  Unless I was asleep at the wheel, there weren't any Billy Possums 
in this book, "Mother West Wind's Animal Friends".  And I see there's a 
Billy Mink, which makes a Billy Possum even more unlikely.  

No need to reply with a thesis, but I was wondering if you have all the 
bunnies named Peter/Peter Rabbit/Peter Cottontail, etc. crystal clear in 
your mind?  I wouldn't think a person in a million could claim that.  
But if anybody can, you're the one I would "phone a friend" on Who Wants 
To Be A Millionaire.  

>>My collection of Mother Goose albums is up to 7, one of which is a 
double album.  

Already up to 8.  I got another one from Louise at Thanksgiving.  Also 
took a few Christmas records sung by various famous opera singers, not 
that I really need those in my collection, but there might be some nice 
things in there, and we were doing them a favor(!) taking books and 
records and magazines off their hands.  How's that for a fine "Thank 
you"??? 

Did you ever get the water nymph word?  It's just a matter of picking 
the right -ad word, the other being the wood nymph.  

You got WEENIES right.  I'm sure I just didn't make it clear how it had 
to attach to the board.  There was only one spot open enough for a 
scrab-o, and the first letter had to connect to the front of an 
available E, as follows 

  WE 
  E 
  E 
  N 
  I 
  E 
  S 

So the first letter had to be a B, H, M, etc.  And then, for each one of 
those, you have to spin through the whole alphabet, checking for a hit 
in the 4th spot.  It just seemed to me there should be something more 
common and obvious.  

>>All I know is that if I were ever to so much as smile at a female 
stranger...  

>Add 20-30 years to your life and that will change.  

Well, gawl dang . . . *now* you tell me!  How come they don't tell you 
that when you're 7, "Just wait'll you're 80, and it'll be ok."  Simple 
as that! 

>>Norman sounds sort of familiar; do I know it for anything else? 

>Didn't know if you'd remember it, but it's the home of the University 
of Oklahoma.  I made occasional trips there when the daughters were 
there.  It's about 30 miles beyond OKC--from here, that is.  

I remember *every*thing, haha.  In fact, this is what I remember from 
May 2003: 

>More seriously, though, we did come a bit closer to tornadoes this 
past weekend than I care to come again.  We were drivin' through 
Oklahoma City on your way to the daughters' (yup, both of 'em) 
commencement exercises when . . .  

>Before you get too excited, our drive was actually Friday afternoon--
24 hours after the first tornado and approximately 5 hours before the 
second.  We passed some big damage in Moore, about 10 miles from Norman 
where OU is located.	 

And this is what I remember from June 2003: 

>As for me, I'm off in a few minutes to Norman, OK.  Time to meet the 
future son-in-law who flew in last weekend from Sardinia via Rome and 
London...  

Most interesting Scrabble anecdote of late: I am often heard expounding 
my theory that it doesn't pay to try to find and remember "good" words 
for use in scrabble.  It just doesn't work that way.  I'd be curious if 
any of the 3000 words highlighted in my dictionary have ever appeared on 
a Scrabble rack of mine.  Ok, the page it's opened to right now has a 
highlighted "ween" - just above "weenie", coincidently - and I have used 
"ween" in scrabble.  And I'm not referring to memorizing odd words 
appearing on lists compiled for their value in Scrabble, which I have no 
desire to do.  But, coming across a word and thinking, "I'm going to 
play that in Scrabble!", well, don't hold your breath.  In one of the 
games last week, there was the word FEAT a few squares in front of a 
triple-word score.  Of course, I wondered if there's a verb definition 
for FEAT, opening up possibilities like FEATING and FEATERS.  In the 
post-game analysis we found there was no verb, but there is an adjective 
definition, complete with FEATER and FEATEST.  So, guess what the very 
first play in the very next game was?  FEATER! Amazing!  Still, I'm not 
conceding that shoots my theory down, just a one-in-a-???-million long 
shot.  

>I've shared a google document with you called...

I played around with this a little, and as usual for anything new to me 
without an experienced pro in the copilot seat, I didn't quite get it.  
A couple of messages I got were: 

>Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close.  We are 
sorry for the inconvenience 

and 

>changes conflicted with a collaborator and were discarded 

There was something about choosing a color for my comments, but I didn't 
see my material look any different from the original.  If you want to 
send an ABC sequence of steps on how to insert such-and-such a comment 
at such-and-such a point in the text, and close out, it would be 
helpful.  

>The scrabble board must be pretty scrambled.  I can make out some 
words but others are single letters.  This is a time when pdf would 
work.  Your computer analysis should be interesting! 

Really, the "analysis" is not much more than a "summarizer" of what 
happened.  And, believe it or not, even with the billgate brigade's best 
effort at keeping the recipient from seeing what the sender wrote, 
everything is readable to you.  What I do is present the board twice, 
the second time with the letters flipped across the diagonal.  This 
makes the "down" words on the original board "across" words on the 
flipped board.  So every word that was played can be seen by reading 
left to right.  In fact, it's best to just ignore what is going on 
vertically.  Here's another example.  You see the word BASTING in the 
2nd grid; can you find it snaking downwards in the 1st grid? 

  *  VIE *      *    * qUEEN*      *
     A  PRAY           U      BOT       Total points: 715 
  qUILTER    EYE       I   Z    U   
  U  E  I  SOLE P    VALE GAZER N       Scrab-o: BASTING QUILTER
  E     C  E    A    I T   N LACE   
  E  G BEAUX  FAD    E E  BY  J D J     Total tiles played:  103 
  N ZANY R  ABA       PRICE F AI  U 
  *  Z  FIG  AXLE    *R   ARID  LORD    Unplayed tiles: E I S U 
     EL  DORMs I      A   U GO    I 
   B RAJA    T E      Y SEX  R J  E     Power tiles: 13  J J J X X Z Z _ _ S S S S 
   O  C I  JAILS        O  A M A ASP
   TUNED L   N         EL  BAsTING U    Anomalies:  no H  3J  no K  no Q  no W
         O  AGO        YE FAX  L O R
       JURIES          E  A LIES   E    Percent expected vowels: 113%
  *      D  PURER    *  PAD E      R

The analyzer tells us there were 13% more vowels relative to consonants 
in this game than would be expected in the standard game.  No K or Q is 
not so out of the ordinary, but no H or W is unusual.  Three J's, of 
course, is just plain wacky.  For one of my scraboes, I could have 
played the humdrum LU_TIER ("lustier"), but thought it would be funny to 
use the blank as a Q and spell QUILTER, incidentally putting a worthless 
"q" in shooting distance of a triple-word score.  Take my word for it, 
that's *funny*.  

Speaking of quilting, I enjoyed the web site with the artwork from the 
Harlin House Museum.  

Most recent opera is Nausicaa by Peggy Glanville-Hicks.  Remember the 
name Nausicaa from your Greek tragedy days?  She's a relatively minor 
character in the Odyssey.  She's the daughter of the King of Phaeacia, 
and showed kindness to Odysseus when he washed up on that island, which 
was his last stop before Ithaca.  This is a reworked telling with a 
feminist touch in which Nausicaa sort of takes on the role of Penelope, 
and at the same time demands that the court minstrel singing and 
laughing about Penelope and her 50 suitors clears Penelope's reputation.  
Thus, Nausicaa becomes one of the "Sons of Homer" herself, partly 
responsible for the setting of the Odyssey that's come down to us.  All 
kind of twisted in on itself, if you know what I mean.  (I sure don't.)  
Had fun going to a bunch of Odyssey excerpts and condensations in my 
collection before playing the opera.  Nice music.  

I still have a lot of fun with my searchable book index.  This is what 
comes up for "odys" (as if you need to know): 

Search string = odys    11-17-2007

BOOK: Adventures in Reading
AN EPIC TALE
  The Odyssey (Lotus-Eaters, Sirens, Scylla and Charybdis, Isle of the Sun)  HOMER 187 

BOOK: The Bookshelf for Boys and Girls; Stories and Songs From Many Lands; Volume 4
Greek and Roman Myths and Legends
  WANDERINGS OF ODYSSEUS, THE

BOOK: The Family Treasury of Children's Stories, Book 3
A Taste of . . . The Pleasures of Great Books
  The Adventures of Odysseus  The Cave of the Cyclops  (adapted from Homer's Odyssey by Padraic Colum 278

BOOK: Story and Verse for Children 
LEGENDS AND HERO TALES
  The Story of Odysseus, Padraic Colum

BOOK: 101 of the World's Greatest Books
The Odyssey  HOMER 203

BOOK: The Junior Classics 4 - Hero Tales
THE ODYSSEY OF HOMER
  The Adventures of Odysseus  Padric Colum 15  ill. John Flaxman

BOOK: The Wit and Humor of America, Vol I
Odyssey of K's, An  Wilbur D Nesbit 209

BOOK: The Book of Knowledge, volume 1
THE BOOK OF STORIES
  The Dog That Remembered Odysseus I46

BOOK: My Bookhouse Five - From The Tower Window
HOME-COMING OF ULYSSES, THE  From the Odyssey of Homer 423

BOOK: The Fireside Book of Dog Stories, edited by Jack Goodman
THE ODYSSEY OF RUNYON JONES  Norman Corwin  134


Going way back, 

>>"Pow" is defined as "the power of exciting".  Huh??? 

Any idea what the Random House means by that?  I keep thinking I'm 
missing something obvious, but it never clicks.  

I guess that about catches me up.  About the only thing left on my list 
is the game WildWords, which can wait.  


ME: electric tankless point-of-use water heaters 

Dear This Old House, 

I thought I write one last time before giving up and doing something 
reckless with my house.  

What is the state of the art in electic, tankless, point-of-use water 
heating?  Is it possible they can land a probe on a moon of Saturn, but 
can't heat up just the water you need, where you need it? 

The system I envision would have room-temperature water coming from a 
holding tank to each fixture in the house.  Each fixture would have a 
single spigot with a single flow valve and a temperature control knob.  
Turned all the way down, you would get cold (room-temperature) water.  
If the temperature dial is turned up before the water valve is opened, 
water will not flow until the temperature has been reached, or nearly 
reached.  

For my part, I'd gladly make these concessions: 

The hotter the water, the less the flow rate - no problem.  Who needs 
gushing, blazing hot water? 

I can wait a few moments while the water heats up before it starts to 
flow.  No worse than waiting for the hot water to flush the cold water 
out of the pipes with the old system, anyway.  

I will never run hot water at two places simultaneously, such as bathing 
while washing dishes.  No need to rewire the house with enough juice to 
run Manhattan.  


If it's possible that no one has already designed such a water heating 
system, could you encourage someone to devote a couple of working days 
to it?  It would make tanked systems obsolete overnight.  


ME: Is it easy for you to stick a page on a scanner and shoot it 
to me in an email?  And if so, do you think it would be worth the effort 
for those pages you went back to the originals on?  Besides being 
interesting to me for dynamics and repeats, etc., I'm wondering if 
you're playing any notes which I may have transferred to gtr 2 for the 
sake of playability, in which case, I might need to modify my part.  It 
can't be a big deal, but the point is, you're working from the untouched 
original, and I'm working from a set already edited for playability.  If 
I had it to do over, and had a crystal ball, I would have left the 
originals untouched for us, and saved myself thousands of hours of 
wasted work and years of misery.  


THEE:  subject  advice...huge instrument design 

I am a grad student and I am researching strings for a musical 
installation project for a school.  (basically a 17 foot string 
instrument) What are your thoughts on string usage?  diameter, material, 
a manufacturer, stresses on strings at that length, tension needed for 
correct pitch, etc.  

I want this to be pluckable by children's hands, but breakage must be 
eliminated as a possibility.  I play bass guitar so I know that breaking 
the E string is quite difficult...I have never done it or seen anyone.  
So...nothing smaller than the E string for breakage and nothing bigger 
than 7mm? How does that sound? Do you know of any projects with large 
scale string gauges? Thank you for any insight you may be able to give 
me.  


ME: Sounds very interesting, and I wish I could help, but I'm 
afraid not.  In fact, when I put up my page on "calculating" strings, 
and giving the relation between tension, frequency, length and mass per 
unit length, I was hoping string makers and others would take up the 
baton and work up all sorts of useful strings for people like you and me 
who want to deviate from the standard instruments.  

Again, it sounds like you've got a neat idea going.  Best of luck.  


THEE: Re: oops and whoops 

One question:  If you were adding a full word to an open E, why did the 
first letter added before the E need to create a full word?  If all the 
letters you added created a word, shouldn't that be fine?  Has it been 
WAY too long since I played Scrabble, or is this one of your rules that 
I don't remember reading? 

Btw, if I'm following you, my new word (and perhaps your word) is 
WEENIES.  


THEE: Re: all the stuffings 

It sounds like you had Thanksgiving at Stone Ridge during bag day.  


THEE: Re: address, phone, poetry 


I am convinced that the soaring cancer rates are tied to the 
environment. 

I am having dinner with librarian friends, so I will accept your offer 
to keep Mother Goose moving. It will be fun (sort of like that Flat 
Stanley book character) to see how many stops she can make! 


THEE:  subject  from gonfalons to maxilla of a mole   
 
http://visual.merriam-webster.com/about-visual_overview.php
 
[Address for a visual dictionary.]


ME: What a great idea.  Coincidentally, just tonight I was 
thinking I could use such a thing.  I was composing a message to This 
Old House about plumbing, and I realized I wasn't sure what the parts of 
a faucet are called.  Thought maybe there was a better or more specific 
word for the "handle", for instance.  Believe it or not, I blanked on 
the word "spout" even, although I worked that out of the message.  

Little miffed why come gonfalons is in your subject, but not found in 
the dictionary.  


THEE: As you can see, Darryl & I have found your web site.  You 
have certainly been busy researching and thinking about lots of things.  
Hope you got all the records home and that you are enjoying more opera! 


ME: Thanks for stopping by the ol' homestead.  I wouldn't wish 
all those pages on my worst enemy, but one that comes to mind for you 
would be my memorial to Mom, if you haven't seen that: 

  http://www.donaldsauter.com/mom.htm 

Thanks again for the great batch of records.  There were a bunch of 
opera-related cuts on the piano and dance records, even.  Lots of 
listening cut out for me! 


THEE: A Question Regarding Spanish Guitar Terminology.  

I am learning to play the classical guitar using Julio S. Sagreras's 
lesson books. I am nearing the end of the first book, Lesson 76, where 
the instruction reads, "The Teacher should explain how to play the last 
note of lesson 76, the natural harmonic D on the 4th string. I advise 
that natural harmonics be played with the thumb using rest-stroke, 
coming to rest in this case on the next higher string and with the right 
hand held closer to the bridge." 

The final measure of the lesson consists of a lower D-middle D chord, 
then this miniature lower D. Above this final note is the abbreviation 
arm., below which is the Roman numeral XII, which I assume means the 
final D should be played after the XII fret. But this makes the note 
sound just like the middle D. So what's the point? And what's a natural 
harmonic, and what the heck does arm.stand for--armature, armpit, wha?? 

Any help you could give me would be greatly appreciated.  


ME: From what you write, I'm not 100% sure you know how a harmonic is 
produced.  In this case, you just barely touch the 4th string at the 
12th fret with a left hand finger, and pluck it with the rh thumb, 
immediately pulling your lh finger from the string.  If you time the 
action just right, you get a nice, pure, ringy harmonic.  The different 
sound quality is usuall the point.  A "natural" harmonic is done on an 
open string in the manner described above, usually at frets 12, 5 and 7.  
This is distinguished from "artificial" harmonics, which involve 
fretting the string, and using the right hand to simultaneously touch 
the string 12 frets higher, and plucking it with some other finger.  

I've always figured "arm." stands for "harmonic" in italian, - 
"armonico"?  If you see "flag.", that's French for harmonic - 
"flageolet", or something.  

Hope that helps.  In this case, having somebody show you is worth a 
thousand words.  


THEE: Gonfalon is in the dictionary!  No time for more.  

>The Dylan meets Dr. Seuss was amazing.  Could have fooled me.  I'm glad 
other people felt the same way, saying the vocal likeness was "uncanny".  
It does bring up something that I've never come to grips with in life.  
That's the question of how much of a role "authenticity" plays in our 
enjoyment of something.  If it really were Dylan, I'm sure I'd've been 
completely knocked out, and wishing for the whole set.  As it is, it 
just falls into the category of "really neat", an excellent joke.  Which 
is crazy.  What does it matter who or what produced the final product?  
It might be twice as good as what Dylan could have done, himself, if he 
had done it.  Also kind of scary to me what people can do nowadays, 
counterfeiting *anything*.  

I agree that the voice was convincing, but I missed the guitar.  

>No need to reply with a thesis, but I was wondering if you have all the 
bunnies named Peter/Peter Rabbit/Peter Cottontail, etc. crystal clear in 
your mind?  

I'm not much help.  Peter Cottontail I know only as the song bunny 
"hopping down the cotton trail."  The "hippety-hoppety, Easter's on its 
way" guy.  Peter Rabbit is, of course, the one invented, made famous, 
and illustrated by Beatrix Potter.  Coincidently, I watched the recent 
film Miss Potter Saturday night.  Good film.  I haven't read enough to 
know how authentic the bio-pic is, but it seemed to do a good job 
telling how an eccentric "old maid" of 32 got her publishing break, how 
the younger brother in a family of publishers got his first assignment 
(because his older brothers didn't want it and wanted him to fall flat 
on his face), and how, after success and mishaps, she eventually started 
buying up farmland in the Lake District, saving it from developers, and 
willing it to the British government.  Naturally, Peter Rabbit, Jemima 
Puddleduck, and their like played crucial roles--occasionally coming to 
life on the page.  One Jeremy Fisher bit was very disturbing. As for 
Peter (JUST Peter), I don't know.  

>>>My collection of Mother Goose albums is up to 7, one of which is a 
double album... How's that for a fine "Thank you"??? 

You're right.  When people start downsizing, most of them are delighted 
to know someone will enjoy their hand-me-downs.  Mom never fails to 
remark about things of hers in our house, particularly when I use them.  
For instance, she gave us a set of very nice Norwegian dishes that my 
parents mainly used at Christmas because the design can pass as holly. 
In reality, the pattern is called Brasil, and they're coffee beans and 
coffee plant leaves.  I use them year 'round as "company" dishes.  The 
rest of the time, it's the old white everlasting (until someone drops 
one and watches it chatter into needle thin shards) Corelle.  

>Did you ever get the water nymph word?  It's just a matter of picking 
the right -ad word, the other being the wood nymph.  

Un . . . er . . . I forgot that one didn't I?  A wood nymph is a dryad . 
. . so a water nymph is a naiad.  I'll admit to having to check the 
spelling though.  I tried "ny" first.  

>You got WEENIES right.  I'm sure I just didn't make it clear how it had 
to attach to the board.  There was only one spot open enough for a 
scrabo, and the first letter had to connect to the front of an available 
E, as follows 

  WE 
  E 
  E 
  N 
  I 
  E 
  S 

Oh . . . now I understand.  I thought you were talking about the WE at 
the beginning of WEENIES needing to be a word, and THAT really confused 
me.  

>So the first letter had to be a B, H, M, etc.  And then, for each one 
of those, I had to spin through the whole alphabet, checking for a hit 
in the 4th spot.  It just seemed to me there should be something more 
common and obvious.  

The only other one I thought of was BEENIES, but that's a brand name and 
maybe not in the dictionary.  Not in mine, for sure, because 1991 is too 
durn old.  

>>>All I know is that if I were ever to so much as smile at a female 
stranger...  

>>Add 20-30 years to your life and that will change.  

>Well, gawl dang . . . *now* you tell me!  How come they don't tell you 
that when you're 7, "Just wait'll you're 80, and it'll be ok."  Simple 
as that! 

For what it's worth . . .  

The women are the ones left out by 80.  Too many of them for each man.  
The place where Mom lives had it's first wedding recently--not the first 
couple to meet there to get married, but the first wedding in the place, 
in its garden that is.  Both bride and groom sat throughout the 
ceremony.  I forget their ages, but he's nearly 90.  She looks like an 
elderly Liz Taylor, died black hair and all.  Dresses the part, too, 
although she has toned down a lot since she caught her 4th husband.  
That may not quite put her in Liz's league, but close.  

>I remember *every*thing, haha.  In fact, this is what I remember from 
May 2003: ... 

>And this is what I remember from June 2003: ...

Yup, my life history in your hands.  Man, am I in trouble.  

>In one of the games last week, there was the word FEAT a few squares in 
front of a triple-word score.  Of course, I wondered if there's a verb 
definition for FEAT, opening up possibilities like FEATING and FEATERS.  
In the post-game analysis we found there was no verb, but there is an 
adjective definition, complete with FEATER and FEATEST.  So, guess what 
the very first play in the very next game was?  FEATER! Amazing!  

Who'd a thunk it?  Never heard of FEATER or FEATEST.  

>>I've shared a document with you called "Chapter 9 or 10_Champ, Champ, 
Champ Revised_November 2007": 
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfd7fjsj_2cs6267&invite=f8bx2hq 

>The kid is amazing.  Best of luck to 'im.  I'm curious where he'll end 
up in the music world.  

I was impressed.  Did you also watch the two-year-old girl with the big 
hands and the wedding ring??? 

>For one of my scraboes, I could have played the humdrum LU_TIER 
("lustier"), but thought it would be funny to use the blank as a Q and 
spell QUILTER, incidentally putting a worthless "q" in shooting distance 
of a triple-word score.  Take my word for it, that's *funny*.  

Someday I should try Scrabble again.  

>Speaking of quilting, I enjoyed the web site with the artwork from the 
Harlin House Museum.  

Wish you could have seen the real thing.  The drawings were amazing--so 
many, so big, so detailed.  Getting to meet the impersonators of two of 
the subjects and of the artist made them double-fun.  The juxtaposed 
kids' drawings made them quadruple-fun.  

>Most recent opera is Nausicaa by Peggy Glanville-Hicks.  Remember the 
name Nausicaa from your Greek tragedy days?  She's a relatively minor 
character in the Odyssey.  

Sorry, but the Odyssey is an epic, not a tragedy.  I'll have to admit to 
never reading all of the Odyssey, the Illiad, or the Aenead although 
I've read portions of all.  

>She's the daughter of the King of Phaeacia, and showed kindness to 
Odysseus when he washed up on that island, which was his last stop 
before Ithaca.  This is a reworked telling with a feminist touch in 
which Nausicaa sort of takes on the role of Penelope, and at the same 
time demands that the court minstrel singing and laughing about Penelope 
and her 50 suitors clears Penelope's reputation.  Thus, Nausicaa becomes 
one of the "Sons of Homer" herself, partly responsible for the setting 
of the Odyssey that's come down to us.  All kind of twisted in on 
itself, if you know what I mean.  (I sure don't.)  Had fun going to a 
bunch of Odyssey excerpts and condensations in my collection before 
playing the opera.  Nice music.  

Sounds interesting.  I wonder how many different takes have been done on 
this story.  One of my favorites is Tennyson's "Ulysses"--Ulysses years 
later.  


>I still have a lot of fun with my searchable book index.  This is what 
comes up for "odys" (as if you need to know): 

>Search string = odys    11-17-2007 

>BOOK: Adventures in Reading 
AN EPIC TALE  The Odyssey (Lotus-Eaters, Sirens, Scylla and Charybdis, 
Isle of the Sun)  HOMER 187 

Ah, parts of the Odyssey that I know--except for Isle of the Sun.  

>BOOK: The Family Treasury of Children's Stories, Book 3 
A Taste of . . . The Pleasures of Great Books  
  The Adventures of Odysseus  The Cave of the Cyclops  (adapted from 
  Homer's Odyssey by Padraic Colum 278 

Was he blind in one eye? 

>BOOK: The Book of Knowledge, volume 1 
THE BOOK OF STORIES  
  The Dog That Remembered Odysseus I46 

And dropped dead when he returned.  Such a faithful ol' dawg . . .  

>>>"Pow" is defined as "the power of exciting".  Huh??? Any idea what 
the Random House means by that?  I keep thinking I'm missing something 
obvious, but it never clicks.  

According to my Random House, that's an 1880-85 definition.  Sounds like 
we don't need to feel stupid--just young! 


THEE: The most important question I have for you now:  Is your 
copy of "Keely Smith Sings the Lennon-McCartney Songbook" in stereo? 


ME: five bits 

I don't see "stereo" or "mono" anywhere on the Keely Smith album, so the 
presumption is not stereo.  That presumption was confirmed within the 
first fraction of a second of a listening test.  Why mono might not have 
been an iron-clad certainty is that my copy is a "Promotion Not For 
Sale".  As far as I can tell, the vinyl is not clear [jokey reference 
to Quiex II vinyl.]

I'm just about wrapping up my "Beatle interview records to mp3 discs" 
project.  I dragged my feet on Louise Harrison Caldwell and the John 
Lennon "Reflections and Poetry" two-record set on Silhouette.  Louise 
turned out to be quite enjoyable after all these years.  My favorite bit 
that I hadn't remembered was Louise giving her favorite bit in A Hard 
Day's Night.  I forget if it was on the Beatleg podcast - thankfully not 
another "bit in the field", but the bit in the hole.  The Lennon album 
was every bit the chore I thought it would be.  I think this material is 
known as the RKO interview, although you couldn't prove it by the liner 
notes.  

Does this passage from A. A. Milne's introduction to Winnie-the- Pooh 
ring any bells?  "Christopher Robin said at once, without stopping to 
think, that he was Winnie-the-Pooh.  And he was."   [reminds of John 
Lennon's "man on a flaming pie" story.]


THEE:  subject  Flaming Pooh ... oh, gross! 

Was he Winnie the Pooh, with an A? 

My favorite part of the Louise album is, of course, when they discuss 
the "Playboy" interview.  


THEE:  subject  $100 Words longer than "INAPPLICABLE" 

LONGER THAN "INAPPLICABLE": abbreviatable adiabatically algaeological 
craniomalacia decalcomanias disparageable incongealable reaccelerated 
talocalcaneal 

AS LONG AS "INAPPLICABLE": acenaphthene adelocodonic agamogenetic 
aichmophobia amphisbaenic anapodeictic antigalactic archdiocesan 
archibenthic backtracking bibliophobia bombacaceous bridgemaking 
cacophonical cannibalized cardioplegia cataphracted chamecephaly 
chaplaincies cheesemaking chemigraphic chloranaemia clearhearted 
climatarchic commandeered confederated credentialed debaucheries 
deescalating deglaciation dephlegmated desegregated differencing 
dioctahedral doubleheader enflagellate enneadianome flaccidities 
galactagogue gobbledegook haemophiliac hemiablepsia inapplicable 
indetectable maenadically mammalogical marginicidal medicamental 
microbrachia needlemaking nonamendable nonblockaded nonbreakable 
nonteachable paedological parachaplain pediculicide saccharifier 
scabiophobia semibarbaric semichemical specificated straddleback 
subalgebraic tessaradecad unamerceable unbarricaded unbedraggled 
unbridgeable underbalance unshamefaced 


ME: Thanks for the research.  I'm guessing most of these didn't 
come out of your own conversations, readings, and writings!  
Particularly pleased that none of the longer words are in the same 
league with INAPPLICABLE familiarity-wise, although you can't say 
they're all disparageable.  


 


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